The Rhyming game

That dear Ron, I try the best to delay.
Once a grey hair is spotted,
I'll dust it with charcoal,
it just will need to be dotted

I would be careful with hair that is dotted
it may resemble a plant that is potted
Maybe this things won't come to pass
and we can sit back and have a good laugh

We may as well laugh,thats all we can do
Grey hair will come soon,and we wont be blue
We'll face it and carry on without a care
Oh why is life so unfair

 

I feed my head with plenty of milk,
so just laugh, but my hair is smooth as silk.
How about You, are you tough?
Or does your head resemble a white ruff ??

 

We may as well laugh,thats all we can do
Grey hair will come soon,and we wont be blue
We'll face it and carry on without a care
Oh why is life so unfair


Rita, you are so very clever,
but don't you want to look young, like, forever ?

 

Well my brown-haired friend, this is my trend.
Cottage cheese is a source of protein, didn't you know?
In your hair, it's healthy and makes it grow.

 

Well you seem really curious about my beauty trick,
would you like to try it too ? Trust me it won't make you sick!
As of milk, I use Soy,
even my neighbor Roy,
honest, he likes to pick off the curds of off my hair,
when I sit in my yard, in my garden chair.

 

No, not strange at all but helpful and funny.
Roy likes everything to groom,
and chase the garden bunny,
with a broom.

 

Yes, it is madness,
but when he's around, there's no sadness.
And I'm happy to say,
the other day,
he announced,
he's here to stay,
and not end up in a cell
where he can be 'bounced',
to "get well".

 

This is indeed very handy,
and this will make you happy,
that he's free and full of glee.
He also likes to play with things that feel pappy.

 

Oh ronjor what is wrong ?
Everything is fine and you won't lose your sanity.
But did you know, that he also likes to act as King Kong ?
How's that for vanity ?!

 

He he, poor ronjor,
the guy with such devoir,
trying to flee with galance,
watch out, don't lose your balance !
Rest your nerves as fast as you can,
I know you're wondering what I'm doing with such crazy man.

 

He he, poor ronjor,
the guy with such devoir,
trying to flee with galance,
watch out, don't lose your balance !
Rest your nerves as fast as you can,
I know you're wondering what I'm doing with such crazy man.

I think you both are slighly loopy,
Green hair, milk, straight jackets not droopy,
I do declare if Roy were King Kong,
You'd better run, take off, Be gone!

 

Oh, Roy's not scary,
no not at all !
I'm not the least wary,
I like men That tall !!

 

Oh, Roy's not scary,
no not at all !
I'm not the least wary,
I like men That tall !!

I see what you mean, height is an advantage,
If a man is tall, he can see for an age,
Six foot or six foot five or more,
One thing is.....look out for the door !!

 

I see what you mean, height is an advantage,
If a man is tall, he can see for an age,
Six foot or six foot five or more,
One thing is.....look out for the door !!

wish I was six feet four,for awhile
alas i cant be, even for a trial
so have to settle for five foot four
and wont have to watch for the door

 

But King Kong's much taller than that,
I think you're blind as a bat.
Have you never seen the movie ?
I think you should,
it's really groovy !

As for the door,
just crawl on the floor.

 

I've always been blind as a bat
so you see,my dear nat
The door I'd barely see
the floors probaly the safest place for me

 

My poor ritaann,
blind as a mole,
don't worry,
down underground is the very safest
'hang-on' as a pole.