one liners

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

 

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.

 

I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

 

Today is the day for decisive action! ... Or is it?

 

The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

 

What first appears to be a sloppy or meaningless use of words may well be a completely correct use of words to express sloppy or meaningless thinking

 

If a parsley farmer is sued, could they garnish his wages?

 

It's much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

 

The most important things in life aren't things.

 

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

 

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

 

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

 

All generalizations are false, including this one.