one liners

only M-N.......It's gonna be a long way to Z!!

 

Ofttimes the test of courage becomes rather to live than to die

 

If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day

 

If you can't beat them...

[MOVE] Arrange to have them beaten![/MOVE]

 

New and improved: if it's new it's not improved; if it's improved it's not new.

 

Nobody is perfect....I am Nobody!!!

 

Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan.

 

No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.

 

No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.

 

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

 

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 

No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they do happen.

 

No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.

 

Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.

 

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

 

Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

 

Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.

 

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: "It might have been".

 

Of course, there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. The non-users are slowly being killed off.

 

Often, the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there.

 

Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about.

 

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

 

On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

 

On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past... but better never forget the present.