one liners

It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It's how he found out.

 

It is not what's right about war, it's about what's left.

 

It is not your position that makes you happy or unhappy, it's your disposition.

 

It is strange how an earthquake 4,000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your new car.

 

It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered.

 

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

 

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

 

It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

 

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

 

It was all so different before everything changed.

 

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

 

Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.

 

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!

 

Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.

 

Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself.

 

Learning history is easy. Learning its lessons is almost impossible.

 

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.

 

Life is fragile ... handle with prayer.

 

Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.

 

Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.

 

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. (Rowan Atkinson)

 

Lord, be merciful, shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words.

 

Lord give me an answer, or give me the patience to wait for one, just do it now please!

 

Love is not finding a perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.