one liners

"I can outhink [sic] many adults"

Jimbob

 

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(I need some new and different 'laughing' smilies)​

 

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just
stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'.

 

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sing it lol

 

LOLOL!!!!!!!
They're supposed to be laughing!!!!!
LOLOL!!!!​

 

You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder

 

Sorry--I thought they were singing-- Oh well they are happy anyway ROFL

 

He who laughs last laughs the loudest, but he who laughs last is just as foolish as he who laughs first.

 

she sells sea shells beside the see shore

 

"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."

 

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
Ronald Reagan

 

Do witches run spell checkers?

 

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

 

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

 

"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots"
Ozzy Osbourne

 

According to one study 24% of lawns have some sort of yard ornament in them

 

At one time in Holland it took four years to train to be a hat maker but only three years to be a surgeon

 

"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."
David Letterman

 

Like this ....... ?

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Everyday more money is printed for Monoply than the US mint

 

Barbies measurements if she were real 39/23/33

 

I have decided that that nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.

 

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.