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  1. bigbuck

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    :D :D :D sing it lol :cool:
     
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    They're supposed to be laughing!!!!!
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    Sorry--I thought they were singing-- :D Oh well they are happy anyway ROFL
     
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    Do witches run spell checkers?
     
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    Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
     
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    Barbies measurements if she were real 39/23/33 ;)
     
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    I have decided that that nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
     
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