Life on Mars?

Well hopefully time is something we have quite a bit of

 

Report to Captain:

Everyone seems to have gotten on board, uh, we were kinda tied up with Beetle Juice's wonderful Three Stooges pen. Those stooges wouldn't let us on it for anything, so we waited a little too late... and well, y'see..........it's like this...
Has anybody seen our suitcase, it was right here!!!

 

Oh Marja! that's a BIG one! I'm not too sure about it!
bigc was getting hungry for a terrestrial *snack*... so we're all heading for the earth!

 

If you have lost or misplaced luggage you must put a lost bag claim to nasa within 48hrs.

 

Of course they would have to build a new huge space shuttle to carry it in. That is one big suit case.

 

I'm afraid they would have to! Oh ! Marja, while were heading for the Earth, I made "your portrait" today. Hope you will like it!

 

It is a very nice portrait

 

This is just to alert the crew that a meteor flew by Inifinity but the anti collision program safetly swerved slightly to give us a safety zone.


following is a picture of the blue geyser class meteor.

 

We'd better keep an eye on those.... Hey bigc, have you ever tried saying this three times very fast: "Safely swerved slightly to a safety zone" ? You've got a new tongue-teaser now!

 

Safely swerved slightly to a safety zone
Safely swerved slightly to a safety zone
Safely swerved slightly to a safety zone


nothing to it

 

That looks like a very comfy chair Captain.

 

The chief engineers seat doesn't look as comfortable

 

Maybe it's easy for a real English...but for me, as a Quebecker, it makes me "zézayer" or it makes me speak with a lisp!

 

This chair I designed is comfortable! But the one we see in Bigc's picture was photographed when the rocket exceeded the speed of light. Well, as we passed through the various planets they seemed eager to applaud the success of our mission as they did The Wave for us. Okay, we started orbiting the Earth...tell me Bigc do you think we can safely land in a few days? I'm waiting for your instruction.

 

The inflight computer was updated on mars and it is quite a bit more powerful than it was on the way to mars. It has been programed to go into orbit of earths moon to give us time to double check everything before we set down in paul wilders front yard (he he) all kidding aside unless some unforseen natural occurance comes up we should have an uneventful flight and a little time to reflect on our time on mars and our great accomplishment of getting there first. Congratulations to the entire Inifinity crew including the three stooges.

bigc73542
chief science officer
space ship Inifinity

 

Well the forward viewing telescope has an image of the earth moon which we will be in orbit around in thirty six hours. That will give us time to double check all systems before our landing back on earth.

 

Right! we are getting closer and closer to Earth....


Bigc ..., maybe I shouldn't mention it but..., I think you may want to consider cutting back on broccoli and asparagus. It can't be too good for you to have so much chlorophyl in your diet.

LOL! I thought I was in a different thread 'cause I did not recognize you!!!

 

you could be right about the greens

 

But it causes the force to be with me.



We should be in orbit around the moon in about 42 hours. Every thing is operating smoothly so far. No problems are expected since the stooges are not on board

 

But we might see them soon... ...Though we are on the last leg of our journey we have not yet exhausted the possibilities for scenery!! Here we are in the far upper reaches of the Earth's atmosphere and the lunar view is fantastic!

 

It is a very pretty sight

 

But the salad is really good



[MOVE].May the force be with you[/MOVE]

 

loool!

That's strange he did not turn red after living on Mars for so many weeks though! I guess his "Earthian" side took over!