Bork Tuesday, Any Problems Yet?

Just saw it now, must have arrived in the last three hours. Earlier there was only KB2976978 (twice - as recommended and optional) and KB3135449. (Win 8.1).
Edit: It is also on my Win 7 machine.

 

Yes, I got that one.

 

I was suspicious as soon as I saw them. I bin everything marked 'optional' now and virtually everything 'recommended'.

 

That is probably the most sensible thing to do.
I've just got the optional KB3123862 too (start upgrade to Win 10 ) - also binned.

 

I'm following Woody's advice: "Patience"

Avoid Windows 10 cumulative update KB 3136562

Edit:
http://www.windowscentral.com/windows-10-cumulative-update-10586104-likely-coming-next

 

I definitely recommend doing that.

 

Just received KB3123862. I am curious as to what this means: "The update adds capabilities to some computers".

Some computers?
and
What capabilities?

I did some research but only found one site that said it doesn’t change any of the identified update to W10 registry entries. I could not find anything that references specific computer makes or models.

 

Checked for updates on my Windows 7 machine. Found three optional, all got hidden.

 

Just so no one forgets how I feel about this **** *** M$!

 

You took the words right out of my mouth!

 

Patch KB3123862 is currently an optional update - watch out for it as it may morph.

"If you install the optional update, you find that KB 3123862 gives you brand-spanking-new copies of:

• Explorer.exe, the Windows File Explorer, and ExplorerFrame.dll, which contains supporting files -- icons, menus, bitmaps -- for Explorer.exe;
• Shell32.dll, the heart of the Windows interface; and
• Authui.dll, which controls logins.

If that doesn't send a chill up your spine, you haven't been following along.

The parallels to KB 3035583 are uncanny -- and disquieting. " - source InfoWorld.

 

KB3123862:

 

"Jeepers, corkers, where'd you get those borkers ... "

Nice try Mickey$oft but no cigar!

 

I'm excited about tomorrow "Patch Tuesday", wonder what tricks are up with M$ tomorrow, can't wait to see!

 

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile

 

Bork Tuesday already?!

 

Haven't been able to get updates for Vista for two months now. I got updates for Dec. so it was working then. Thought the problem might be related to an update I got in Dec., so restored to Nov. when it also worked but still doesn't work. Tried Windows Fix it and it said it fixed several problems but after reboot still no updates. Also tried the Tweaking.com Windows Repair tool which has worked for me several times in the past but no luck. I think I'm just gonna say adios and good riddance to WU and get on with my life.

 

Microsoft has just launched a new page for what is in Win 10 Updates.
https://www.wilderssecurity.com/threads/windows-10-update-history.383732/
https://www.wilderssecurity.com/thre...ations-for-february-2016.383561/#post-2563190

 

Just updated Win 8 (64 bit) with no problems...

 

I'm ready now ... I've just made a new image!

 

Never a dull moment, right?

 

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http://www.networkworld.com/article...s-for-feb-patch-tuesday-6-rated-critical.html

 

Never!