Will you remarry if I die? WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "$#!t."
Scene: Nudist Beach. Guy fast asleep on his back, empty beer bottles all around. Couple kids come along, and cover his face with a towel and proceed to cover him with sand, all except for his "little fella" which they leave out. While later, 2 little old ladies come walking along the beach and with a disgusted voice one turns to the other: "Well, would you look at that Ethel," she says, poking at *it* with her walking stick. "Why, what's wrong Mavis?" "Geeze, when I was younger," she says, "I looked everywhere to get me one of those, and now that I am old, the buggers are growing in the wild".
sorry dog but i would i know you been good to me and all but id have to say i would remarry if you died a horriable death when answering to headers with out reading the post goes horriably wrong lol
Tas that really was a big belly laugh for me ha ha ha he he he--oh my!about to split a gut on that one
