why are there so many people in ten forward?

Marja,
I thought this could help you somehow.......

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=
1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour
= Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line
13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
18. 10 cards = 1 decacard
19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard
20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton
21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
24. 10 rations = 1 decaration
25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

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Hey Cindy,

You helped me too.

I'm here in this 10 F because I always learn something real educational and interesting !

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OH, I had to borrow your smiley, sorry !!

 

So, there you have it.....as Shakespeare said when trying to get to an upper Platform whilst waiting for Ye Trayne at Ye Olde Waterloo....."An idiot should never rise above his Station" and so, here we are.....can one explain it more clearly than that?....


Cochise,

 

ROFL

 

After years of studying on this subject and doing all of the complex calculations, I have come to one inescapable conclusion.

People with absolutely no life what-so-ever are the only ones who congregate in 10 Forward.

That doesn't say anything bad about me does it?

 

Well I think people who have lots of free time with nothing to do come to ten-forward fo having fun.

Regards,
Firecat

 

and the ones who dont have much are here when they do have free time

 

You're right, I forgot to mention that...

 

Actually after the daily grind of dealing w/all the nincompoops @ work it's refreshing to come here and LMAO. It's veeeeerrrry refreshing!

Play on, Ex (us Valdez people are everywhere)

 

Spot on!

 

Cheers (Big?) Ex!

 

Does that mean like were dead? "Dead man walking", does that mean were all jail birds? Hey I have been told to get a life, perhaps you are on to something!

Thanks
wildman

 

Well, I've been told I am.

 

Wildman, visit http://www.subratam.org, there in the forums you should see beetlejuice's profile, you'll see that he's the 'king of the undead'.

(no offense intended beetlejuice)

Best Regards,
Firecat

 

And wildman, would you join the forums at subratam.org please?

 

No offense taken.

 

Ah my young friend, the wildman is sight impaired an posting here at Wilders is about all I can handle. I appreciate the invite and thank you for it, but for the time being I must respectfully decline.

Thanks
wildman

 

When my wife is at work, and the kids are going crazy. I put on internet radio, put on my headphones and try to get 10 minutes of peace.
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The kids know my simple rules. As long as no one is bleeding, and there are no broken bones....let daddy be for just a bit!

 

Mikel108,
My wife is here in the house with me. But everything else you said is happening as I type. Meeee Toooo!

 

Hm..makes sense: ever since this thread has started I sensed an uncontrollable urge for....
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