Where's all the Yellow coming from Dog?

Congrats Steve !!!

I'm sure you'll do great !!!

Most warmest regards, Jan.

 

Thankfully no, otherwise he and I would never have the same Avatar for more than 30 seconds

 

^_^ - -^_^ ....

 

Misleading title of a topic, almost missed it.
Congrats Steve.

 

Hmmmm ...........


IF DOGS SENT LETTERS TO GOD...

Dear God: Why do humans smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the
same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the Jaguar, the Cougar, the
Mustang, the Colt, the Stingray, and the Rabbit, but not ONE named for a
dog? How often do you see a Cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! Would it be so hard to rename the `Chrysler Eagle' the `Chrysler
Beagle'?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to
get in?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?

Dear God: In Heaven, will I still have to take the blame for people's
explusion of foul air?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good dog:

1. I will not eat cat's food before they eat it or after they throw it
up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I
like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although
they are tasty, they are not food.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and dad's laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for mom's
Drivers License and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of
saying `hello.'

11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm laying under
the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across
the carpet.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living-room and lick my crotch
when company is over.

16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Dear God: May I have my family jewels back?

Yours Truly,

Rover

 

I don't have much time to type this--got to go to work soon. Congrats on your promotion Dog. You've help a lot of people here with your knowledge of computers. It's well deserved. ~Now time for work. Where are my boots? WOW! They feel nice and warm. HEY?? Why are my boots wet??

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DOG!!!!!!!!!!​

 

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