What Is A Cat / What Is A Dog?

What Is A Cat / What Is A Dog?

What is a cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a dog?

1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Hmmm..... <insert comment here> LOL

 

And cats make great fish bait. he sneaks out the back real quick

 

for dog lovers .. this is priceless.

 

And here is one for cat people

 

Perhaps you've all seen this one. It's my favorite of all time.

 

Valkyri, a very meaningful picture there by you!

 

sweeties

 

neat lol

 

this is cute ....

 

cats...

 

Poor little kitty

 

aaawwhhhhhh what a cutie. Not bigc's poor drenched cat ... doncha know cats hate water

 

how about this dude?

 

how about this one?

 

little sweetie

 

babies and cats, just as bad as each other.

 

LOL beats a fig leaf.

 

compassion ..

 

Somehow I just don't picture this happening with a dog....

Cat in cockpit causes emergency landing

BRUSSELS (AP) — A Belgian airliner made an emergency landing after an agitated passenger — a cat — got into the cockpit and attacked the co-pilot, the airline said Tuesday.
The SN Brussels flight from the Belgian capital to Vienna, Austria, had been in the air about 20 minutes Monday when "it was noticed" that a passenger's pet had escaped from its cage, "although it is not yet clear how," according to an airline statement.

"Once free, the animal proceeded to wander around the cabin," slipping into the cockpit when meals were being delivered to the two-man flight crew, it said.

"At this stage the animal became agitated and nervous," it said. An airline spokeswoman added that the cat scratched the copilot's arm.

The pilot decided to return to Brussels as a precaution, and the 58 passengers departed once more two hours later on another flight.

The cat had been checked in Oslo, Norway, in an internationally approved "flight transport bag," but the airline said it may end up changing its procedures for pets in the cabin once it concludes its investigation.

"At no time throughout the incident was the passengers' security affected in any way," it said.

 

ROFLMAO, needs no further comment

 

Who was it on this Forum that said "Dogs have Owners....Cats have Staff"....

This bloke decorated his Living Room....his dog took one look at his efforts and went into total exstacy over the the whole concept, leaping about and trying to show his Master just how much he appreciated what his Master had achieved...........the cat just looked at it's Masters hard work and said " I would'nt have done it that Colour"..........




Cochise,

 

Very cute pictures indeed!

 

I tend to put it just a bit differently: Cats are people, dogs are slaves.

(Now, pardon me whilst I go hide behind the barn!)

 

I really love cats. Honest I do. I have 3 of them.
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