Time's Up, Einstein

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by ronjor, May 26, 2005.

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  1. big ed

    big ed Registered Member

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    Well Marj, do I have to spell it out? At that point why would you care? I can almost assure you that everything will be done w/reverence and dignity. Unless of course someone tells a story or cracks a joke.
     
  2. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    BRING THE HELOS BACK, GUYS!! HE WON'T SEE THE LIGHT!
     
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    Yea right!! If you must know I snuck back into the meeting room and finished off the margaritas. I'm not seeing much of anything at the moment.
     
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE RENT A RITA BACK! NOT ME!:p
     
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    Pass me some more cream cheese before Dog Loxs the thread for not putting enough coins in the meter. *puppy*
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    WOW! THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, TWO THREADS AT ONCE!! LOL! GOOD JOB!:D
     
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  7. BeetleBoss

    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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    Dang!! Sorry again Primrose. That sign was one of JB's leftovers (grate speler) and it was supposed to read "einstein's beagles". The tied up mutt is just wondering "how much are those doggies in the window". I can read the mutt's lips. He is slyly encouraging one of the girly dogs to "come onna my house". Cheeky little devil!
     
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    Ha Ron, We male subscribers to Al's Theories, I am sure, would agree and understand that when it comes to the fair sex .... whats to understand? They give the orders and we reply "yes dear".

    There probably is no known formula to explain it! (I'm sure someone will find it)
     
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    Cochise A missed friend

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    Dash!....that's another let-down for me......I was assuming that the pooch was an optional filling for the Bagel........as Big Al Einstein always said "Variety is the 'space' of Life" and was always a keen advocate of a 'Beagle in a Bagel'........at two Bucks, (not to be confused with bigbuck) he saw it as a bargain buy........he was also keen on 'Kentucky fried Corgi'....



    Cochise, :cool:

    I'm so pleased to have had the honour of being able, together with, (TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN) to help in some small way with regard to Ron's theories of Space and Condiminium (What time did you say it was again?)........
     
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    Hey Chise,

    Wifey and I are searching for a Condiminium w/lots of space. Maybe like 4 0r 5 rooms. Hot and cold running chambermaids preferred.
     
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    I may have committed a faux pas in my last post. A condiminium just might be a whole bunch of spices mixed together.
     
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    Well, I found some new poop on Al's doings. It seems that he and Ben Franklin's great grand-son Ken collaborated in founding an Autobody and Minor Surgery Repair Shop. When Al got his PHD in CS (Complicated Stuff) and Ken, his in Anatomy (and other sorts of projecting pieces), they had also taken Auto Repair 101 for extra credit. When it came time to name the business chaos ensued. First it was Alken, then Kenal, then Einfrank, then Franein. Oh, what to do? As they were walking by a Billboard sign that read "Pork-n-Beans" it was like a "eureka" almost! Thus the "Drs. Frank-n-Stein" logo was born. Of course we all know what happened after that. It was on to Hollywood where Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre portrayed them magnificently as two simple grease monkeys who knew how to take 4+4 and make it = 3.

    Hey, I don't make this stuff up! This is Investigative Journalism at it's best!! I'm sure it will be on Fox News tomorrow. You decide!!

    Happy at the Home, big ed
     
  16. ronjor

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    Story
     
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    Cochise A missed friend

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    Wow!.....Your a tenacious little devil Ron........:D :D :D :D Are you trying to tell us you want your Thread Back?........:D :D :D :D

    Personally, I wouldn't trust Primmys Solar Technologies of Stone Ridge, NY...in fact I don't even think he lives there..:blink: :rolleyes:


    Cochise,:cool: O' Solar Mioing in Ontario....
     
  18. ronjor

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    Cochise, I just thought I would stick the article in this thread before someone told me where to stick it. :D
     
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    I thought baked bean man was supposed to be our solution to the energy crisis? Plenty of natural gas there I think smell.

    Coughin'/Coffin in Clearwater :gack:
     
  20. big ed

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    Never worry yore perty leetle head, Lone Stranger, about where to stick what!

    We're here to help!!

    Taking this job and stick..., I'm here for you ed
     
  21. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    We'll always stick by you Ron no matter what you try to stick to us....:D :D


    Cochise,:cool: Timed out in Timbuctoo....
     
  22. ronjor

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    Aww shucks. :D
     
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    I'm glad you reminded me! I'll get to shucking dem beans for Big Al's B'day party toot sweet. If there are any leftovers somebody we know can use them in about 2 1/2 months.

    Getting shelled at the front, Pea shot ed
     
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