Rednecks

Where did you get a picture of my boat at ??

 

I know exactly what you're talking about.......



I never get anything done ...no matter what I do. *sigh*

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Redneck's thrive in Berlin..
http://www.redneck-berlin.de/Rechts.html


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but work hard in Ohio

 

Amazing what one finds out after almost a year of chatting, huh ?? LOLOL!




Another...

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Haven't been back there since almost 13 yrs.

 

Hehehe....this tells you, the germans like the american way of life..or whatever...

We (they) even demolish our german language by mixing english words with sentences...

Not to mention the endless german-(american)-country clubs, etc...etc...etc................................................................

 

NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY~NOT JUST IN TEXAS, EITHER! (RONJOR WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS )

 

NAT, HERE ARE SOME WORDS FOR YA TO KEEP IN MAHND.

HEIDI - (noun)( NOT A MOVIE!)
-Greeting.


HIRE YEW - Complete
sentence. Remainder of
greeting.

Usage: Heidi, Hire
yew?"


BARD - (verb) - Past
tense of the infinitive

"to borrow."

Usage: "My brother
bard my pickup truck."


JAWJUH - (noun) -
The State north of
Florida. Capital is
Lanner.

Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my
pickup truck."


BAMMER - (noun) -
The State west of
Jawjuh. Capitol is
Berminhayum.

Usage: "A tornader jes
went through Bammer
an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements."


MUNTS - (noun) - A
calendar division.

Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my
pickup truck, and I
ain't herd from him in
munts."


THANK - (verb) -
Ability to cognitively
process.

Usage: "Ah thank ah'll
have a bare."


BARE - (noun) - An
alcoholic beverage
made of barley, hops,
and yeast.

Usage: "Ah thank ah'll
have a bare."


IGNERT - (adjective) -
Not smart.

See
"Arkansas native."

Usage: "Them bammer
boys sure are ignert!"


RANCH - (noun) - A
tool used for tight'nin'
bolts.

Usage: "I thank I left
my ranch in the back of
that pickup truck my
brother from Jawjuh
bard a few munts ago."



ALL - (noun) - A
petroleum-based
lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope my
brother from Jawjuh
puts all in my pickup
truck."


FAR - (noun) - A
conflagration.

Usage: "If my brother
from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my
pickup truck, that
thing's gonna catch
far."


TAR - (noun) - A
rubber wheel.

Usage: "Gee, I hope
that brother of mine
from Jawjuh don't git a
flat tarin my pickup
truck."


TIRE - (noun) - A tall
monument.

Usage: "Lord willin' and
the creek don't rise, I
sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris
sometime."


RETARD - (verb) - To
stop working.

Usage: "My grampaw
retard at age 65."


FAT - (noun), (verb) -
a battle or combat; to
engage in battle or
combat.

Usage: "You younguns
keep fat'n, n' ah'm
gonna whup y'uh."



RATS - (noun) -

Entitled power or
privilege.

Usage: "We
Southerners are willin'
to fat for are rats."


FARN - (adjective) -
Not domestic.

Usage: "I cuddint
unnerstand a wurd he
sed...must be from
some farn country."


DID - (adjective) - Not
alive.

Usage: "He's did, Jim."


EAR - (noun) - A
colorless, odorless gas:

Oxygen.

Usage: "He cain't
breathe...give 'im some
ear!"


BOB WAR - (noun) -
A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage: "Boy, stay away
from that bob war
fence."


JEW HERE - (noun)
and (verb) contraction.

Usage: "Jew here that
my brother from
Jawjuh got a job with
that bob war fence
cump'ny?"


HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba
smart?" "Nah...haze
ignert. He ain't thanked
but a minnit'n 'is laf."


SEED - (verb) - past
tense of "to see".


VIEW - contraction:
(verb) and pronoun.

Usage: "I ain't never
seed New York City...
view?"


GUBMINT - (noun) -
A bureaucratic
institution.

Usage: "Them gubmint
boys shore is ignert."

 

I appoligize, I see now that is not my boat. My boat has six legs, sorry

 

REDNECK CAR ALARM- THESE WORK GREAT! THEY USUALLY LAST LONGER THAN YOUR CAR!

 

AAAH QUIT FATING OER THAT THER BOAT, GO FISHIN'!!

 

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Ugh Lots to remember to learn this new language.

But err.....thanks....for the...very educational list......

 

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DON'T FORGET THE TAPE MEASURE!

 

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I NEVER CATCH BIG FISH, MAYBE A TWO-CANNER, IS ALL.

 

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take a look

 

IF REDNECKS RULED THE WORLD~WE'D FINALLY HAVE A GOOD'UN!

 

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You guys are driving me nutty, LOL LOL LOL !




BTW: That was a red-neckish Rolling on the wooden floor laughing out loud by me !!!

 

HERE SHE IS~~~~

 

wE'D FINALLY HAVE THE ONE WE WANT~~~