My new Project

I'll be sure to save that story in my "Potty Folder". Why can't the deer an the antelope play at home on the range like they're supposed to! My trip that was supposed to start last Dec. is prolly gonna be postponed anudder Month!

Boo Hooing all over the place, Sobbing ed

Ps...it's all Bee Bee's fault...she started the chain of events a while back!!

 

I have about a quart and a half snow white paint left. Where do you want it sent.

 

Great job Curt!!!!

 

Sounds good to me....Snow White an Mid-nite Blue is a close enough match! Send it along...postage paid of course. If you have a spare brush sitting around throw that in too!

The "Mona Lisa" was painted w/a brush, Sweeper ed

 

the paint works better when sprayed, but you need a preasure source. how about you drink the paint get a soda straw and a big can "o" beans. Need I say more

 

I always knew those so called "painters masks" weren't for the paint.

 

Mwa haw!.....oops!....Was testin tha process as I was readin your post. Paint came out me nose......hmm...interestin pattern.

I think Beej is on to somethin....where shud I put the mask? Be nice!!

 

NO NO NO. The mask isn't for you Ed. It's for the unfortunate people walking within a mile of where your pressure painting. Especially the ones downwind.

 

Well....that doesn't make eny scents! If I tied it around my heinie we'd ony need one instead of a truckload. It's Taxpayers $$ we're foolin around w/here!

Cutting out the Pork, Sen. Fatback ed

 

I am reasonably sure that the taxpayers would put up with the extra expense. According to the latest polls, they are having enough trouble with gas (gasolene) that they don't want any trouble with natural gas too.

 

Yep paintin a car like that has gotta require one of them there gassy mask's

 

There are two unspoken Laws in the motoring Fraternity that say:-

1. If you buy a new car (Ed) get a hammer and whack it were it won't show....that stops the 'New' car Gremlin from organising someone or something (Deer) to do it for you.......

2. Never spray a car just for the Hell of it (BigC).....a vehicle only requires a re-spray after an accident.......never just a spray.......the Motoring Gremlin will know and in a very short while the car will need to be re-sprayed......

You have been warned...........don't say I didn't tell you..........


Cochise. Near-side winging it in Nasau...

 

maybe there is a reason I have enough paint left to paint it again.

 

Very impressive what you made out of that car. Looks great !! http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2803/thumbup6ly.gif

But I think we all should switch to these kind. They are more earth~friendly !



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I think getting that "Earth Friendly" would probably get you arrested.

Remember Cheech and Chong?

 

every one of these cars comes equiped with a weedeater
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Thanks for the heads up Coch,

I'll fire off a PM to Dog an see if he's still into spraying everything in sight. He's prolly out in the grodge at this verry moement putting the finishing touch on Big Bertha's B'Day present.

47 days to go!!

Let us spray, Redemptive ed

 

to keep the Gremlins away, instead of spraying you can brush and roller it

 

Well, I got it ready to be painted! I bungee corded all the loose parts pretty close to their original position. But....as the radiator took a leak in the driveway I needs to chew up a glob of "Juicy Fruit" to plug the leeks. Sob...I oney got about 800 mi on the Odie. The painting should be a snap...I gots one of those spray attachments on my "Kirby" vacuum cleener.

Eat yore heart out large one! 10 min. and I'm done!!

Just like noo at the Demo Derby, Clever ed

Ps...I had a "Gremlin" back in the '70's. Was only car in a huge parking lot an a lady creamed it broadside. Still trying to find out where Bee Bee was that day!!

 

( Still trying to find out where Bee Bee was that day!!) make you wonder doesn't it ??

 

In all seriousness dear Edster.....sorry to hear of your encounter with a deer...We hope you and yours are OK.....

During my garage career we recovered a Volvo Estate that had hit a full grown Stag full on..killed the Lady driver instantly...the car was a complete write-off.. the engine had been pushed back 9 inches through the Firewall... the roof front was crumpled down to the dash and every window had been blown out.....not funny.....


Cochise.

 

With all of these quote "derogatory" comments about BB, I think it would be wiser of you to worry about where she is now.

~What's that sweetie? Turn on Google Earth and type in an address in Ye Olde New England? Sure thing.~

 

You will have noticed (I hope) BB....that at no time have I ever pointed the finger..............not like some people, who shall be named by me, if the situation should arise, and if the price is right....


Cochise. Covering his botty in Corsica...

 

Ooooh! 1st Beej...then yoo! Those icy blasts made it seem like the buttons on my longjohn flaps got all tore off! I really wasn't implying that Bee Bee demolishes everything. It just seems that way!

Handing his booty to the auto repair guy, Whimpering ed

Ps...uh..Chise, didn't your Mommy ever tell you not to lick your fingers unless you know where they've been?