LOL!!! Read this, you're gonna laugh!

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  1. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

    Oct 14, 2003

    Dog smashes truck into store

    Wednesday, December 29, 2004 Posted: 7:03 AM EST (1203 GMT)

    SPRINGDALE, Arkansas (AP) -- Michael Henson left the auto parts store with more problems than when he arrived. For that, he can thank his dog.

    Henson, whose truck had been experiencing a sticking throttle, left his dog in the truck when he went into the O'Reilly Auto Parts store in Springdale on Sunday.

    "He'd left the truck running -- I guess to show the people at O'Reilly's -- and the dog jumped over and knocked the truck into gear," police Sgt. Billy Turnbough said.

    The truck raced into the building, stunning Henson and clerk Josh Hopper.

    "The guy said he was standing there, looked up, and saw his dog driving his truck through the building," Turnbough said.

    Hopper said he heard the crash and looked up from the transaction.

    "His truck was in the window," Hopper said. "I thought, 'Oh no.' Everybody was fine. His front left tire just made it onto the brick wall."

    No one was hurt and no citations were issued, police said.
  2. DogLover

    DogLover Guest

    Lets all hope that the dog is OK.
  3. Primrose

    Primrose Registered Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Let's hope they do not put any points on Rover's Dog license...poor pooch was probably looking for a fire hydrant. :eek:

    Johnny Berbeck

    There was a little Dutchman
    His name was Johnnie Berbeck,
    He used to deal in sausages
    And sauerkraut and speck,
    He made the finest sausages
    That ever had been seen,
    And one day he invented
    A sausage-grinding machine.

    Oh Mister Johnnie Berbeck
    How could you be so mean?
    I told you you'd be sorry
    For making that machine,
    Now neighbors' cats and dogs
    Will nevermore be seen,
    For they'll be ground to sausages
    In your dog-gone machine.

    One day a boy came walking
    Came walking to his store,
    He bought a pound of sausages
    And set them on the floor,
    The boy he whistled merrily
    Till he whistled up a tune,
    Then all the little sausages
    Went dancing round the room.

    One day the thing got busted,
    The blamed thing wouldn't go,
    So Johnnie went and crawled inside
    To see what made it so,
    His wife she had a nightmare
    And walking in her sleep,
    She gave the crank an awful yank,
    And Johnnie he was meat!

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