Life on Mars?

And probably never will. But that's what makes life wonderous and exciting. Sometimes, I love a good mystery.

 

from Beetlejuice

So do I!


Uguel

 

I can imagine if aliens were talking to their superiors and saying that they have studied that planet for 2.000.000 years and there is no inteligent life down there.

 

I still get my TV for free through the good ole rabbit ears. Thanks LWM. You really know how to make a guy feel superior.

 

I know there must not be any inteligent life here because cable tv is absolutely positively devestatingly stupendisly outragesley expensive with no other options except three channels on antenna.

 

Maybe you should try moving to the big city. Our TV has improved quite a bit. We've got 11 channels now. Whooooo weeeee boy!

 

There may not be inteligent life here but I do get 137 channels. Maybe that is why, trying to watch them all at once.

 

That might be a problem...

 

Did You say problems , Uguel... hell lot of confusions too... what are you watching now bigc73542?? the 45th episode of ten forward serial... oops maybe you are trying to find the delete button in your remote...

 

I am watching the reality show on channel ten forward life on mars or not

 

Hey folks!


Try to find a martian in this picture...

--You have to be very close to the picture...if not it won't work--


Uguel

 

Looooool !

That impish martian probably wanted to sabotage the lander like he has most of the others recently but was a little late!

 

I don't know, it looks like he is in love. Probably with our mars rover

 

Hey Thanks Fanj for the link!

I download Karen's Whois and found it convenient!


Hey bigc your martian is very cool!


Uguel

 

The lyrics to this poem go with the Irish Drinking song comedy skit on Who's Line is it Anyway.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
The President has said,
We're going up to Mars.
How will we get there,
It's really pretty far.
We're going to have to build a ship,
I hope it's not a dream.
The United States is broke right now,
Where do we get the green.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
We need lots of money,
Yes my friends it's true.
We could always fix the shuttle,
With lots of superglue.
But we need to build a new ship,
That is what they said.
I think Wilders could do it cheaper,
Cuz they're not in the red.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
And our Wilders astronauts,
Cochise and Uguel.
We'll suit them up and blast them off,
Yep, it will be swell.
We'll watch them rocket through the sky,
As fast as can be.
We didn't send Acadia,
Cuz it would get messy.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
The ship was only built for 2,
We couldn't go for 3.
Paul's wallet wasn't deep enough,
It wasn't meant to be.
He couldn't buy the third seat,
I hope Cochise don't mind,
He didn't have no other choice,
But leave Ol' Paint behind.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
When they land on planet Mars,
They'll go explore the land.
I'm sure Uguel will say,
"This is really grand!"
She won't need a camera,
Of that you can be sure.
With her artistic talent,
She'll just paint a nice picture.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
When they do their hiking,
On the Martian soil.
I wonder what they'll find there,
It could even be some oil.
It will be a mystery,
I wonder what they'll find.
I hope they really hurry,
Cuz I'm running out of rhyme.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
On the trip back home to Earth,
I hope they get along.
6 months of traveling,
Is really pretty long.
I hope there are no arguments,
I hope there's not a fight.
Cuz if there is Ol' Detox,
Might just give Ol' Paint a light.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
And if they find a Martian,
I hope they bring him back.
I just hope he isn't,
A friend of Mr. Gack.
We don't need another one,
Like him here on Earth.
My silly poems over now,
And this is all it's worth.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, ideeeee, ideeeee, Iiiiiiiiiiiii.

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Loooool, BJ, that is very fun! But I fear you did not show Acadia in a very good light!

Cochise and I will sing it to the martians we will find there!

Uguel

 

I know, I know. Just being silly. I thought about making Acadia one of the astronauts, but if he got sick on a Martian, that probably wouldn't be too good for interplanetary relations.

 

Well I have discovered why there are no rabbits on mars

 

BJ...Big..Uguel..Acadia... all here shhhh...
there must be something goin .... shhhh b safe... and do keep connectin.. over and out (and hey BJ... i am not in the Mars journey with yall ?? )

 

Well, if you can convince Paul to dig a little bit deeper into his wallet, you can have the third seat.
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BJ...
u shudnt have done this .. after all we were good friends... you forgot me on ur way to Mars.... hmm Paul.,.. where are you... can I err... oops...

 

I'm really sorry sub. Paul's the one that really messed it up for you. Cheaping out on the ship design and all. He said he couldn't afford that third seat and like a fool, I believed him. Come to think of it though, he's not even going to give any prizes for getting 10,000 members. I'd call that pretty cheap. It's probably because of all the wild parties he throws. Don't look so surprised Paul. It's common knowledge around the forum. He'd rather have his beer than let you go to Mars. As far as picking the astronauts, I had to pick Uguel because she paints really good. Paul was too cheap to buy a decent camera. With Uguel's talent, I knew we'd get some really good pictures of Mars. As far as Cochise goes, I had to pick him. It seems that it's really cold where Detox lives, and he's worried about his fuel supply. Since Detox is my friend, I couldn't let him down. Besides, Detox said he would make me a moderator if I could get him some more fuel--err--ummm--Oh Oh!

 

and... BJ.. so am I not going ... plz mate... i had already bought a special gift for the people of there... think again BJ i cud come of great help... maybe u can drop out (mate... you would forget me to become a mod... hmm... that can be a justified reason... though ) Detox... are you watching....