Lets find an Avatar for Big Ed!

Van for sale..runs well..see BigEd after the coffee break

 

Really super van!! You would have to sip your coffee thru a straw else be wearing it and stop every 2 mins to go potty. Come to think of it I do that now!!!

Living in the fast lane, bid ed

 

SEEMS YOU LEFT A MESS IN THE MESS AGAIN, BID ED!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO.

 

FIRE IN THE HOLE The Sky Hook is ready for the Blue Steam .

 

Every time I see that truck, I think of the Runaway Bride........well, it looks like a veil!

 

If no one wants the running truck, I have a nice bus for sale. It really purrs
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/cats/catloverbus.jpg

 

ALL RIGHT! I'LL TAKE IT! LOL!


COULD CHASE DETOX AND BLACKSPEAR WITH IT! LOL!

 

&*$#@#*...almost made it off the page!!!!

But I digress.....Maj Marg..... if you catch em......bring em in!!! Could mean a big promotion for you and your Troopettes. Hoorahs, Parades, Medals, all the pizza you can eat (2 slice limit), an one of those Margarita Rita barrels.

El Commandante, Gen Santa Ana Ed USMCMB (Mexican Branch)

 

GREAT!! GOT JUST THE THING!

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH 'EM?? THEY SEEM PRETTY ...........MEAN!

DETOX THROWS ROCKS!

WE'LL JUST DROP OFF AT YOUR QUARTERS, SIR!

 

First off...continue wearing Riot Gear as this thread has been taking some big hits lately. Remember...no weekend passes for the prisoners and if they don't cooperate have them tickled until they 'don't cry for me Argentina'!! Don't drop off any more quarters as I still have plenty left from last nites poker game. Oh, and before I forget, please order your Troopettes to stop hanging their unmentionables out to dry. My Troopers have been falling out for rollcall in some really bizaar attire.

El Supremo, Juan Jose Tom Jerry Eduardo biggo

 

Dooty Officer of the Day Log:

1700 hours
Outside Temp: 104 degrees F

Nurse Goodbody has returned in her cameoflague utilites from the Wilders Valley P.T.A. to answer charges El Commandante is still running around without his Avatar in front of Troopettes during roll call.

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/hall-tom-t/harper-valley-pta-12424.html

 

"Not so" claims BigE.." You can find it if you hit the right button"
"It all came about when I was drinking hot coffee and spilled it all over my uniform. I am selling it on E-Bay to the highest bidder.."

 

How in he.. did Betty White sneak on to the Base again in that outfit??

In my hidey hole, bid ed

 

It was a stroke of good fortune that I chose the right person to Command our Intel Unit. Keep up the good work and have one of your guys scoop up the emmissions and deposit them in the pile behind the barn.

Carry on, bid ed

 

OUT ON IMPORTANT BUSINESS - BACK LATER!

WHAT EVER YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT - I AM OUT DOING IT!

(THIS ISN'T REALLY ME, SIR!)

 

LOL! There ya go again,http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif Marja Maj Marja (hey, thats easy to type!)


Hey big ed!! I made ya another avatar!!

Its animated andddddddddd I added LOTS of twinkles just for you!

I hope you like it .....I worked reallyyyyyyyy hard on it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sealx/icons_smilies/face-laugh.png

And you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings, right? http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif ​

 

I JUST DON'T SEE HOW HE COULD TURN DOWN SUCH MAGNIFICENCE! SUCH SPLENDOR! SO MANY TWINKLEY STARS, DO YOU, BBOSS??


SURELY HE WOULDN'T BE THAT UNGRATEFUL, AND THE TROOPETTES WILL KINDLY QUIT PUTTING UNMENTIONABLES TO DRY ON HIS FRONT PORCH IF HE ACCEPTS THIS!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO!

 

Dang it Maj Marg,

Entirely too much insubordination in the 'Ranks'. Phew!!......everyone fall out and take a shower!

This childishness has got to stop.......A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitty cat!!

Does that sound like anybody we know

Up a tree w/no Fireman in sight, Gen (bid ed) Halftrack

PS.....When you are finished Goofing Off pick up a couple of six pacs and drop them off at my Villa.

 

Uh Bee Bee,

The mug of Root Beer looked inviting but the other stuff kinda reminds me of my pursurers. I, and my Wingman Snoopy, used to quaff many a brew after our frequent Dogfights w/the Red Baron.

Off with their heads (Rootbeer that is), Leftenant bid ed, RAF

 

Boy Maj Marj,

You surely picked the wrong reason!! The stuff on the clothesline is the highlite of my day!!!

Hoorah!!!,

 

How 'bout this one Ed?

 

BigE get's 30 days for wearing civvy skivves On R&R

During a guest appearence on " What's My clothes Line ?" Judge Advocate Betty White rules 30 days in the Base Laundry for Leftinit bid ed, RAF to sort out his Avatar.

In his defence, JAG officer Major Marja claims he was just trying to get to the heart of the problem why the Red Bareon has alluded capture without a few hash marks.

"Snoopy gave me all the Poopy" claims the Leftinit.
"Under the UCMJ I should have the right to wear anything that is drip dry."

 

Target of opportunity at 12 0'Clock BungedEd, Let er' rip and go for the wing man, Buck's got the Barbie going.

 

Aah me ole (former) mate Bucksty...sniff...sniff....those were the days!!

Duck soup and sandwitches were on the menu, Duckels, the medium of exchange and Duck hunting the sport of choice!

Someone had to step up and take the Duck by the beak!! I just didn't realise how soundly I would be booted at the other end.

As 'Yogi Berra' has often been quoted..."It ain't over til it's over....but when it's over...it's over"

It ain't!!

Applying more Preparation 'H', sore ed

 

Lies!! Lies!! they are all trying to stick it to me....stickin it!!! I was NOT wearing any skivvies!!!!!

I'll just have to grin and bare it, Recruit ed