Just for laughs

That's one I've heard people actually say and want to do, well, puters can seem magical, or not.....

 

Sometimes you just have to take things in to your own hands!!

 

THE LOVING HUSBAND ....

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell Phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function And begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

AAAH!!!LOL!LOL! Can't post, fell off my chair!! Too Too Hilarious!!!!<img><img><img>

Marja

 

See below is solid advice ...... LOL
Subject: Solid Investment Advice


If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.



Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle

 

You could sell these!!

 

the guys are going to get all excited and out of control.

 

True bravery is arriving home late after a boys night out,
being assaulted by the wife with a broom and still having
the guts to ask,

"Are you cleaning or were you flying somewhere?".

 

Or how about this?

Marja