Jokes told from the computer store

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  1. Jooske

    Jooske Registered Member

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    Saw it in a local store overhere: form of a computer screen, flat of course, with water bubbles and fishes inside and a light, so an artificial flat aquarium light. I don't have a picture of it.
     
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  2. Uguel707

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    That could be our homework for this week then... :cool:
    Allright, I'll see what I can do...

    Bye, Uguel
     
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    :Dlmao lollllllll lol lolllllllll lol omg wow lol that cool
     
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  5. Jooske

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    Yes, this is exactly how the thing in the shop looks like, although i have not seen fishes ejected from those :)
    But a local cat might solve that problem.
    press F for fish
    press E for eject
     
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  6. Jooske

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    Oh my! that cat used your fishy mouse!
    wrong button!
     

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    and since I respect every sort of life, even virtual ones, I always keep a fish bowl while doing some tidy up. So they all survive the ejection!

    Hey Jooske, what's cooking? is that a real one or is a cyber chicken from a wwwhenhouse?

    Uguel :D
     

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  8. Jooske

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    Can but be a cyber chicken inhere.
    Can't find my image back fish eats cat. Rather messy with all that water around, computer might not like it :)
     
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    That's all right. Sometimes things can be easier to
    find when we're not specially looking for them. ;)


    Bye, Uguel
     
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    Whew!! I was rather worried about that poor little guy! :D
     
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    Yes, that ejected fish is swimming around as i guess we found some other thing to waste our time
    http://www.mosquitoweb.nl/

    Euhmmmmm i do respect every life.....
     
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    How do the fish get back in after the memory shortage is fixed? o_O
     
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    Jumping if it's a jumpfish,
    flying if it's a flyingfish,
    not at all if cat was first
     
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    Public releases regarding Uguel's screensaver;

     
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    I've been reading through the jokes. Great. Some I've heard, some I haven't.
    "Why do men die first? Because they want to".
    Hope you like my addition.
     
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  16. Uguel707

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    Mr Perez,

    regarding "The Motion Picture of America", they have, I'm afraid, other fi$h to fry. :D :D :D

    from Krachen
    Mmmm...'cause they got tired to live with women?

    Thanks Krachen, that was nice! :D

    Uguel
     

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    Well, the same way it came out...
    Check the fish above...Quite a mystery,eh?
    Only that guy below knows why. :D

    Bye, Uguel
     

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    why, that little brat! I demand he will explain to me! :mad:

    hehe you come up with some good stuff uguel ;-)
     
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  19. Uguel707

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    Thanks Detox!

    Why that little "brat"? Well, he is responsible for anything magic that may happen this time...along with Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.

    Shhhhhhhhttt! Uguel is a Harry Potter's fan! But don't tell anybody ok? :D
     
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  20. Detox

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    hehe I just thought those kids were all brats in that movie - if my kid got into that much trouble I'd be mad :p
     
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    Be careful. Once they'll see his movies, they'd ask for HP pencils, HP t-shirts, HP pants, HP boxers, HP lunchboxes then a collection of HP cards, HP telling hats, HP round eye-glasses, HP wands not to forget all the HP books and movies and on and on... :p

    You' ll get HP after a while....

    hyper-pesterized :D :D :D

    Uguel
     
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    I was watching a TV special on the world's largest annual candy convention a week or two ago, (on the Food Network), and they said that someone actually had produced and is marketing an Every Flavor Bean just like from HP.

    Apparantly, they are selling: :eek:

    http://www.sylvanlaneshoppe.com/WBharry_potter.htm

    You can read the flavors for yourself. ;)
     
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  23. Uguel707

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    Hi LowWaterMark!

    I've just seen the link you gave. I saw the chocolate frog from book1... :)
    Yes, I'm sure they will sell that stuff quite easily. He is so famous now! I've got three H. P books and its well written. She, J.K.Rowling, manages to communicate by involving all our senses : sight, smell, hearing, touch, taste in almost every page. That makes her writing even more attractive. And, lots of kids are fascinated by the world of witches, spells, mysterious buildings...

    You can see his homepage is very attractive too!

    http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/home.html
     
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  24. Mr.Blaze

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    :D LOL I LIKE WHAT ARE RADIO STATION UP HERE DID A HARRY POTER SPOOF SPIN OFF LOL

    Let just say the nimbus 5000 isnt just for flying and them slithering girls are all naughty lol
     
    Mr.Blaze, Jul 23, 2003
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