I've got what women want.

Incredible as it may seem women love me, and just can't get enough. Why, for example just today I have received four tantalizing e-mails from women I don't even recall meeting! They sure sound interesting though. I can tell just by their subject lines that I have some great adventures in store.


Imagine me finding these wild subjects, in my very own humble e-mail box:


I'm Horny are You?
When Can we Meet?
Are you into the Unusual?
Ready to Fool Around.


I'm stunned and amazed. I just want to savor the moment for a while befor I open the emails and begin my wild ride!


- I may not be online as much in the future...but you will all still be on my mind and in my heart!

- HandsOff

 

Boy you sure seem to be in demand

 

Glad to hear we'll be in your heart and mind anyway!!lol that with you being so busy--go get em tiger!let us know what happens

 

Y'know it could just be spam or *Gasp* malware...

 

Hands, I don't want you to feel bad about this, BUT

these same four babes are hot for me also!

Would that not make them at least Bi?

Feel free to pursue them all you want, BUT

keep us posted!

 

I truely think you are spending WAY TOO MUCH time on the computer if you're having these obviously delusional dreams.

 

But what the heck is it!!! I need some ... what have you got that I don't.

Shhhhh ... the better half's coming ... I still need an answer though

 

Dog,
Do you think maybe this could be your problem? I mean, Who would want to kiss you after that?
http://www.visitingpetprogram.org/files/dog_drinking_toilet_sm_wht.gif

 

These must be the same women that
want to marry Scott Peterson!!!
hehehehehe
gotto love pron places, just remeber to double you protection

 

@ BJ & HayC - ROTF

Ya, I guess the toilet water could be an issue. ... I can't help it ... the blue stuff is just sooooo tasty -Just like Koolaid

 

I think I just swore off Koolaid.

 

you think women love you, i got e-mails from the same 4 women and 42 others today alone. ok......some were women, some were men, some were farm animals, and some were somewhere in between. however, they all specifically wanted ME! the things they say they're going to do to me! and the things they want me to do to them!

it's not easy being me, but i'm learning to cope.

 

LOL ... You guys have to change your surfing habits

 

LOL ROFL...You guys really got to report spam and change your surfing habits like dog said. Its just spam. Believe NONE of it.

 

spam? what do you mean? women, men, and farm animals love me!

 

OMG! What have I been missing here? I'm gonna hafta get in here more often to post!

 

FIRST GO HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!

 

Either that or they are men

Jimbob

 

DO BACKUPS!

 

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO TO THE AUTHORITIES!

 

IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL TELL MY NEIGHBORS, YOU ARE AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF A SECURITY FORUM AND TO KNOCK IT OFF!!

 

REMEMBER IF YOU ORDER AN V**G^A ON LINE TO PUT IT IN A SAFE PLACE!!

 

I can't tell what the text says, but I get the point

Jimbob

 

Why'd anyone need V**g*a? What is that anyway?

We'd only be taught all this in 9th or 10th grade I think...And I'm in 8th...

 

We'll tell you when your older

Jimbob