"GUTS", is arriving home late after a night out with "the boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and then asking: "Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?" ----------------------------------------------------------- "BALLS", is coming home late after a night out with "the boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and then saying: "You're next!!".......
Ya never know, Marja...ya just never know A female friend of mine was the one who actually sent this to me, and I thought that it was pretty funny. Evidently, so did she.....
MIGHT BE FUNNY - PROBABLY NOT TRUE! There's a big difference!!! Especially to the man that does it! LOL!