Greeting Cards that didn't Make It

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by beetlejuice, Feb 12, 2004.

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  1. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

    Oct 12, 2002
    I don't know why these cards didn't make it. I thought some of them were pretty good.

    1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting
    you ...

    (inside card) I changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life ...

    (inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...

    (inside card) That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...

    (inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

    5. Someday I hope to marry ...

    (inside card) Someone other than you.

    6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...

    (inside card) Almost life-like!

    7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me.. .

    (inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

    8. We've been friends for a very long time ...

    (inside card) What do you say we stop?

    9. I'm so miserable without you ...

    (inside card) It's almost like you're still here.

    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ...

    (inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was?

    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking
    ship and there was only one life jacket ...

    (inside card) I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday ...

    (inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.

    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in parts of Arkansas, Kentucky and West Virginia).

    14. Looking back o'er the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder ...

    (inside card) What was I thinking?

    15. Congratulations on your wedding day!

    (inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.

    16. How could two people as beautiful as you ...

    (inside card) Have such an ugly baby?

  2. Uguel707

    Uguel707 Graphic Artist

    Nov 9, 2002
    San Diego
    :D :D :D

    They were excellent!

  3. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

    Sep 21, 2003
    SW. Oklahoma
    Very very good there BJ ;)
  4. Detox

    Detox Retired Moderator

    Feb 9, 2002
    Texas, USA
    Hmm actually I think I've received a few of those o_O
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