French and Latin as she is spoke.

Courtesy of New York Magazine's weekly contest, in which entrants had to change one letter in a foreign phrase and give it a new definition.


HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS
Can you drive a French motorcycle?


EX POST FUCTO
Lost in the mail


VENI, VIPI, VICI
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered


COGITO EGGO SUM
I think; therefore I waffle


RIGOR MORRIS
The cat is dead


RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID
Honk if you're Scottish


QUE SERA SERF
Life is feudal


LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI
The king is dead. No kidding.


PRO BOZO PUBLICO
Support your local clown


MONAGE A TROIS
I am three years old


FELIX NAVIDAD
Our cat has a boat


VENI, VIDI, VICE
I came, I saw, I partied


ALOHA OY
Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you would never know

E PLURIBUS ANUM
Out of any group, there's always one a-hole


VISA LA FRANCE
Don't leave your chateau without it


L'ETAT, C'EST MOO
I'm bossy around here!

VENI VIDI VELCRO
I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Cocchise,

 

We ought to be able to come up with some that are even BETTER!! After all we are Wilders' and we come from all over!

Love the post, Cochise!!