Duck replaced with Eagle

or squashed blowfly on a bat riding a stingray

 

Seagulls, not the annoying things on the beaches that you want to give a kick so badly.

Jimbob

 

nope, squashed blowfly on a bat riding a stingray stranded on a white sandy beach, slowly rotting in the sun

 

Is this how you got your high post count?

Jimbob

 

Nope.

I know what it is, it's a squashed blowfly on a bat riding a stingray stranded on a white sandy beach, slowly rotting in the sun, then an elephant steps on it and leaves an imprint on tha back of a turtle

 

You are a scream!!!!
Only from an Aussie!!
Cheers.

 

This is a picture of the Turtle walking away on the white sandy beach, having been trodden on by the elephant who stepped on the slowly rotting stingray with the bat on it back who had the squashed blowfly pasted across it's wings

 

Ohhhhhh a new game for ten forward, add a line to what actually is Jimbob's new Avatar with the squashed blowfly on it

 

And you wonder why I question your post count.

Jimbob

 

Stop it now!!!!!!!! I'm going to pi55 my pants in a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Isn't it about time this thread was closed. Hint, Hint.

*Jimbob passes money under the table to the kind moderator*

 

Like a few of your threads lately eh?

 

Very good BB. I shake your hand my friend.

Jimbob

 

actually I did a very good post here

https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=57621

about how some people may be offended by being asked there age but paul has replaced the whole thread with a general statement.

Jimbob

 

I'd wondered who posted that!.........NOT.

 

This is a picture of the Turtle having found out what happens when you wander through a tunnel with toxic radioactive waste, he turns into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Though sadly he still has the imprint of the elephants foot that walked on the white sandy beach, who stepped on the slowly rotting stingray with the bat on its back who had the squashed blowfly pasted across it's wings

 

Actually it was a Team Member who requested that something be done due to safety reasons concerning our younger members, and it was LWM that took care of the thread

 

Hey Jimbob!.............Wasn't it much simpler when your avatar just looked like a ducK?

 

actually I didn't start the thread, I pointed out it may offend people. Read above and check your facts.

Jimbob

 

ROFLMAO, a squashed duck, still probably had a sqaushed blowfly on it's back, couldn't see, would have to turn the dead duck around

 

Yes but you are still not wearing "the Pants"...so you get no cigar for that one. And no matter what the age... seasons change..even on the beach with duck in the bucket waiting for the real eagle to materalize. or molt .

 

ROTF LMAO ... Now, I'm pi55'n my pants ....

 

I wonder what bird Jimbob will change his avatar to tomorrow
I can't wait................Have to get some more pants out though!!!!

Bigduck...er
Bigbird...er
Bigbuck

 

ROFLMAO, I got tears in my eyes, never had such a laugh, it HURTS.

Jimbob, next Avatar please

 

Well being that I can't see worth a hoot because of old age I asked some younger people here in the nurseing home what it looked like. So far the opinion of all was a blob on a windshield after a bug hit it at hi speed.

Hope that helps as everyone is still looking for the darn Eagle. Most went out side and looked in the trees. Nurses got upset with me over that.

Grand Dad