DreamWoman

What beautiful woman do you dream about?

 

Ma Kettle

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Glad i'm not in your dreams




Me personally.....hmmm....

Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel. I'll stop there

 

Any swedish babe really, takes about 2 hours to get there

 

The first one was for fun!

This one.............more like a nightmare!!

 

Ah, Hanoi Jane...

She still can't live that one down even to this day.


snowbound

 

I don't want to get banned from here so I'll just bite my tongue!!

Ouch, big ed

 

Right On ..... Big Ed !!!

HR

 

This chick!

 

LOL ... But that's just ED in his regular get up. ~Eh tootsie~

 

Hey .... you started it and your lap dog came a'runnin w/a stick. You guys are stickin it to me......stickin it!!!!!!!

How do you like dem apples.....err...whatever!!

 

My apologies to Uguel for messing up the pic. In my defence I must say that the subject left me little to work with!!

Need sharper crayons, big ed

 

Ok lets try this again....My Wife Nan

She Is Gonna Be Mad For Posting This!!

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4135/nancy5ha.jpg

 

hayc59, That is a nice looking young woman

 

For me it's a toss up between maxine and martha.



*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

*Maxine's Way*
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

*Martha's Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

*Maxine's Way*
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

*Martha's Way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

*Maxine's Way*
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

*Martha's Way*
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

*Maxine's Way*
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

*Martha's Way*
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

*Maxine's Way*
Celery? Never heard of it!

*Martha's Way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

*Maxine's Way*
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

*Martha's Way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

*Maxine's Way*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

*Martha's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

*Maxine's Way*
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

*Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

*Maxine's Way*
Leftover wine?? HELLO !!!!!!!

 

Danke'

 

WHAT A WOMENlucky guy T

 

Here's mine.

 

Beautiful.
The best is she can carry you home when you're done with all those glasses !

 

You guys are so lucjy to find such beautiful women!!!!!

Great Pic by the way

T

 

I must agree !
You think 2 of them, if not all work out in a gym
I need to know their beauty secret !!

 

That's Ok Big duds..we know you are over worked with the grandkids.

See ya in the gymn at 0800 hour. I'll bring the coffee.

 

I hope you guys don't mind me ruining the fun, but here is my dream woman (well, with shorter nails xD):

http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-03/09/xin_120302091521262305584.jpg

 

Bark bark!!

 

good looking little woman Pixel