*cries* my girlfriend broke up with me

Hey-la-day-la

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_angels/my_boyfriends_back.html

 

You will have to give away all your big bucks and live on junk food if you really want to score over the internet with hot chicks.




Playgirl's hunks? The hairy, chubby & poor!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/337994p-288635c.html

Geek chic

It’s the revenge of the nerds: now they're hot hunks!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/338112p-288485c.html

 

Those who try to disagree with the above quote, are fighting a losing battle, because I have personally seen the dog woo all the ladies

 

Well Primer,

I really hate to do this but I am prepared to squander away a particular big buck who shall remain .....err.....nameless!!

Pucker up Nameless and kiss your a55 adios!!

Giggling in Geneva, giddy ed

 

It reminds me of the time I joined a womens 'scrapbooking' forum to pick up some tricks on graphics progs. I registered as 'Bertha' and the ladies just loved me....
"What's your husband do Bertha?"
"How does he like his steak?"
etc etc etc
Bertha was an aerobics instructor whose hobbies included..."feeding my husband"!

 

Thats hilarious!! http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

 

I am not too worried.. Bucky was "left-handed" since Birtha but he will get it right some day.


Some chimps 'left-handed'
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16277395-13762,00.html

He colours my boat and Rocks your world