Creating a rhyme

In the dwindling light the fireflies glowed,
And the green grass the homeowner mowed.

trying hard to miss his toes,
hit a tree and bent his nose

thinking to himself, can I get another one of those?
Sure. Why not? Try a piece of garden hose.

and you'll end up dewy as a rose
no matter which way the wind blows

the fragrance is like a fine perfume
scenting through my living room

where art thou Romeo?
beneath the portico

Come my love into the light
I do look a fright!

no tears my dear, for it's alright
if I ease up and squeeze you tight

hold me gently through the night
until appears the morning light

softly sighing, sunlight embraced
Romeo missing, with out a trace

Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese

 

In the dwindling light the fireflies glowed,
And the green grass the homeowner mowed.

trying hard to miss his toes,
hit a tree and bent his nose

thinking to himself, can I get another one of those?
Sure. Why not? Try a piece of garden hose.

and you'll end up dewy as a rose
no matter which way the wind blows

the fragrance is like a fine perfume
scenting through my living room

where art thou Romeo?
beneath the portico

Come my love into the light
I do look a fright!

no tears my dear, for it's alright
if I ease up and squeeze you tight

hold me gently through the night
until appears the morning light

softly sighing, sunlight embraced
Romeo missing, with out a trace

Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese
Juliet cried, Romeo, come home please!

Giving up she cried, Oh what’s the use,
But finally he arrived, it was Beetlejuice!

Acadia

 

In the dwindling light the fireflies glowed,
And the green grass the homeowner mowed.

trying hard to miss his toes,
hit a tree and bent his nose

thinking to himself, can I get another one of those?
Sure. Why not? Try a piece of garden hose.

and you'll end up dewy as a rose
no matter which way the wind blows

the fragrance is like a fine perfume
scenting through my living room

where art thou Romeo?
beneath the portico

Come my love into the light
I do look a fright!

no tears my dear, for it's alright
if I ease up and squeeze you tight

hold me gently through the night
until appears the morning light

softly sighing, sunlight embraced
Romeo missing, with out a trace

Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese
Juliet cried, Romeo, come home please!

Giving up she cried, Oh what’s the use,
But finally he arrived, it was Beetlejuice!

What sin have I committed to derve him?
Perhaps will have to sink or swim

 

In the dwindling light the fireflies glowed,
And the green grass the homeowner mowed.

trying hard to miss his toes,
hit a tree and bent his nose

thinking to himself, can I get another one of those?
Sure. Why not? Try a piece of garden hose.

and you'll end up dewy as a rose
no matter which way the wind blows

the fragrance is like a fine perfume
scenting through my living room

where art thou Romeo?
beneath the portico

Come my love into the light
I do look a fright!

no tears my dear, for it's alright
if I ease up and squeeze you tight

hold me gently through the night
until appears the morning light

softly sighing, sunlight embraced
Romeo missing, with out a trace

Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese
Juliet cried, Romeo, come home please!

Giving up she cried, Oh what’s the use,
But finally he arrived, it was Beetlejuice!

What sin have I committed to derve him?
Perhaps will have to sink or swim

get the camera and a roll of film
sneak up on BeetleJuice and break his limbs!

 

In the dwindling light the fireflies glowed,
And the green grass the homeowner mowed.

trying hard to miss his toes,
hit a tree and bent his nose

thinking to himself, can I get another one of those?
Sure. Why not? Try a piece of garden hose.

and you'll end up dewy as a rose
no matter which way the wind blows

the fragrance is like a fine perfume
scenting through my living room

where art thou Romeo?
beneath the portico

Come my love into the light
I do look a fright!

no tears my dear, for it's alright
if I ease up and squeeze you tight

hold me gently through the night
until appears the morning light

softly sighing, sunlight embraced
Romeo missing, with out a trace

Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese
Juliet cried, Romeo, come home please!

Giving up she cried, Oh what’s the use,
But finally he arrived, it was Beetlejuice!

What sin have I committed to derve him?
Perhaps will have to sink or swim

the problem you see, unless you're blind
is that we surpassed the total number of lines

the problem is you missed my post so now
yound man you are toast.

read again sire
before you boas

I see your point about my boast
so now I'll go and remove my post

 

just when the story was getting interesting - drats.

 

okay - need a new starting line. u begin this time.

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee, (? spelling)

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U
got me blushin, what else is new.

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U
got me blushin, what else is new.

well, pull up a pew, and i'll let you know,

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U
got me blushin, what else is new.

well, pull up a pew, and i'll let you know,
oh dear, is it going to be a show?

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U
got me blushin, what else is new.

well, pull up a pew, and i'll let you know,
oh dear, is it going to be a show?

have to get this off my chest
it all depends on that red dress!

oh, u devil you,
wishful thinking is not new.

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U
got me blushin, what else is new.

well, pull up a pew, and i'll let you know,
oh dear, is it going to be a show?

have to get this off my chest
it all depends on that red dress!

oh, u devil you,
wishful thinking is not new.

Stop all this naughty traffic,
Wilders is becoming pornographic!

 

Down by the lake in the early morning fog,
Away from the city, escaping the smog.

chewing t'bacca, whilst doing tai chee,
correctly spelled with an "i", not an "e".

oh deer, i see, in this twilight world
a beauty to behold

Tis Peaches, Peaches4U
got me blushin, what else is new.

well, pull up a pew, and i'll let you know,
oh dear, is it going to be a show?

have to get this off my chest
it all depends on that red dress!

oh, u devil you,
wishful thinking is not new.

Stop all this naughty traffic,
Wilders is becoming pornographic!

oh, oh, here come the Mods,
only frowns and no nods

it's time to go fishing, what will we catch