Congratulations to my self on my 100th post !

Excuse me a moment.......Is that Nat checking to see if the food in that fight is Low Sugar and Organic??

 

OK wild one,

I wuz gonna suggest a battle of wits but you don't seem to be the type of person that wud take advantage of someone like me...who wud be unarmed.

How about hams (boneless of course) at ten paces! Winner gets to pig out at the BBQ to follow at Bee Bee's!

Pass the tato salad pleeze, Hammy ed

 

Naw....this food fight just might break out into a Hockey game any minute!!

Dog is in goal for my team. He's stopped more burnt biskets than Jacques!

Suiting up in the Suisse Chalet, Gordie ed

 

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That is a classic

 

LOL, I could not agree more. I am laughing so hard I am crying. I bow to the master.

Thanks
Wildman

 

Whew!! I'm glad we could settle this like men. If we ever chance to meet the brewskis are on me....or a ham...if you prefer!

Contrite in Philadelphia, Bro ed

 

BeetleBoss that is excellent work.

 

Great work Cindy ..... now help me out here......I can see Wildman is using bullets to move the ham to big'ed ......any idea how big'ed is blowing the thing back.......... ?

eyes-open using curious expression #17

 

Keep this under your Hat..
Wildman's Goolies were all in the penalty box for cutting cheese during a sandwich trick so he had to use speeding bullets and hold the mustard.

 

Big Ed just squeezed his goolie to the left or the right to hit the right spot. The same tactics were used back in the 50's in a match play between the Canadian Bacons and the Pressed Hams. Mikel will have to tell you which team eventually won the Cup.

 

No need to bother Mikel for the details. When pressed...I'll admit that the Hams fried the Canadiens bacon. The Cup is safely stored in our Trophy Case.

The Hams were egged on Thursday last, Easy over ed

 

UMM..ED..you do know that it's tradition to drink champagne out of the cup.

 

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ROFL Good One Beetleboss

 

OK, here is my settlement conditions: Make it New England Clam Chowder. A New England Lobster. Boston Baked Beans & Ham, and A Sam Adams Beer. Hay I don't settle cheap, plus I dig the hell out of all these!

Thanks
Wildman

 

Ok wild one,

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.....no foolin!!

If you wud PM me your address I'll have a lobster dinner Air Expressed to wherever you are. It comes live Maine Lobster, w/steamer, chowder, an udder stuff including napkins an instructions. I think you'll have to imagine the Sam Adams. I doubt it could be included.

I await yore instructions, Oy ed

Ps....I hope Wifey don't find out! When I pologise to her she only gets a Posie a two!

 

Or all you Canadians could just play "HamHockey" https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showpost.php?p=714327&postcount=29

 

Aha - thanks for the clarification there edit'Ed

Ya got to be careful here postal express'Ed. Anyone cud send ya one of dem spoof addies and da lobster would be lost forever .....luckily help is at hand.

I myself am the proud owner of that famous lobster brokering & handling company "Scoffit & Scarper". To be super safe ya might wanna mark it for the attention of the man with the knapkin and the neat little fork....

Oh - if at first this doesn't work ........ just keep sending 'em until it does.

eyes-open can also be contacted through his lawyers at "Doowey,Cheetam & Howe"

 

Something looks phishy here big ed ..last time I seen a helping hand on the fork of the Alternate Data Stream they scooped up all my Salmon Stock claiming Bear Stearns over extended on Boston Baked Beans and there would be a 2 for 1 split if I blindly lured all my fellow puckers into the net. I sent a copy of my finding to Phart, Hardy & D.Woods.

They told me to keep my mouth shut, get to draw'n butter and collecting all those cod pieces on the ice.

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Not to wurry messy amis,

I used the proscribed method and didn't use any site that didn't have that little locky thingie logo.

In placing the order I went low tech!

Snug as a slug w/no bugs, Clever ed

 

I observe that the starter of this thread has not been back to add his wit or chastise us for taking over his thread. I do hope we haven't put him off, as he does come across as perhaps being as goofy as the rest of us.

Thanks
Wildman

 

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I can't believe I'm just reading this !!!!!! Rofl.
This is Wild !!!

Mikel is a poet,
he just so said he is.
For this I can't resist,
but give him on the cheek a kiss !

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http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8641/tapfoot3wj.gif I'm checking NOW Mikel.....

Sooo. How's the cereal plain lately ??!​

P.S. CONGRATS to TECHWG - also for starting this nutty thread !!!

 

Whoo Hoo! Just like the movies. While the two tough guys are fighting...the small geeky guy runs off with the girl!

 

Yeh & comes back 5 minutes later with the letters RTFM stamped on his head........http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif