Chair

AAAH, YOU KNOW this ole world will survive anything when you come to 10-F ..

Only you guys could take a question about a chair and turn it into a lounge act!

So comforting!!


Hunting that rascal Big Ed DOWN!!

Marja

 

Hey Elllison, you could always put it in the front yard and charge the local kids $1 per ride...

 

Did ya run into this problem?

 

Hey, I found another ride for your amusement park...http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/ijsje.gif
http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/rollercoaster.gif....its kinda smaller like those spinning little tea cups..

..for the little ones.http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif


http://www.workplaceoffice.co.uk/Fluid_animated_chair.gif

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Ya oughta teach your smileys to lick ice cream cones right, he's never gonna get anywhere like that?!?

Cool rides there, you guys! Might electrify one of my old office chairs and set it up outside Mal-Wart's tommorrow!

 

OK.........this might be my last one.http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif


http://wearcam.org/seatsale/programs/expiring5seconds_small.jpg

http://www.ul.ie/~mearsa/9519211/images/Xamples/Animated%20gifs/chair3/plan%20to%20per.gif
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Well People,

I guess we were able to show how, when everyone puts their heads together(ouch), great things can happen!! We were able to squeeze out some 30 odd posts from a seemingly innocent inquiry. Never in the history of 10F have so many done so much to so few (our new pal Ellison) as to render moot the the Theory of Al Einstein's E=mc sq. Freezing one of Snowbounds assets didn't hurt either! At least I didn't feel anything.

Play on, big ed

 

We're just trying to let Ellison know how much of a friendly helpful bunch we can be around here, that's all.http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/comp/comp11.gif

 

Thank you all for your kind replies deliberations and considerations regarding my freebie chair .I would have preferred the "lazy boy" but i cant find anyone to give one away.I did expect it to be a little "cheap" after all it was free , but i must admit im quite impressed with it ,inlcuding the patent pending controller for it....upper back..lowerback...random...or all .I dunno if ill use the massager to often as it does send me to sleep , though that may be handy when the gf nags during the footie season.
Thanks again everyone
ellison

 

Upon reflection, I'm liking Post #3 better and better!!!!

big ed

 

Post #3 eh?........Your a cruel, cruel man Ed......but I have to admit, I love your philosophy........Play on........If at first they don't conform....electrocute 'em.........There's nothing like the 'ol 'Chair' to focus the mind.....


Cochise,

 

It will definately get someones attention, the first time.

 

Right........So where do I get a Chair like ellisons....one that plugs directly into the mains though........No wimpy stuff like Batteries and girly transfomers....give me a real 'Action Man' Massager...........


Cochise,

 

Here you go 'Chise! I'm sure Ed and I could supply a little power (Zing!) to this one for you!

http://www.studio-international.co.uk/studio-images/pain/chair_b.jpg

 

Especially if the guest is the "Mother-in-Law"!!!!!

 

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Here I is Bee Bee, I could hear your mournful pleas for assistance thru all the Pish and Tosh that 'The Chise' is always going on about. Although juicing up your chair would suffice to frizz the remainder of his folicals methinks I have just exactly what he needs. I have a few rejects left over from a recent project and the one I have in mind goes by the name of Shirley. 5 Mins. in her lap and he won't even be able to cry Uncle!! The remainder of the rejects are up for .......err....grabs!

Like France, I'm always here when I need you, big ed

 

I specifically said 'Nothing Girly'........I've got a chair like that as a Sun-lounger........and where does the massaging effect come in if the those wimpy blades don't move?.........


C'ouch'ise,

 

Well Coochise,

It it plain for all to see that you havn't met Shirley yet. A'int nothin girly about that girl! She is just up the road from you in Lancastershireville. As the old saying goes "when in Lancastershireville do as the Lancastershirevillians do". Or not!! Don't mention my name or she might get out the whips and chains.

Toodle ooh, big ed

 

Aaaaaahhhhh!......so that's where 'Big Shirls' been hiding since our last date eh?.....Thanks for the info Mate......Oh! and the correct County name is 'Lancastershire(de)ville-by-Stow-onthe-Wold-cum-Upping'.....Tch! these Colonials, when will they ever learn to speak proper English the likes o' what I do....


Co'NonCockney'chise,

 

Yea verily say I,

I can see you now in your Pith Helmet safetly ensconced atop the White Cliffs of Dove Bars emoting in you finest David Beckhameese to the masses below wallowing in the surf. (Serfs in the surf.....egad!!) Pish, Tish, and Gosh are among your adoring admirers! Sadly, it dosen't get any better than this!!


large ed