bigbuck Happy Birthday !

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  1. Primrose

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    If you run out of shoe polish and want to polish your shoes, no matter what colour they are rub them with the inside of a banana skin. They will get a brilliant shine. (tip from BigEd's Bunker) :D



    Bananas contain a high level of potassium, a key ingredient in fertilizer. Some gardeners bury banana peels around their rose bushes to keep them healthy.


    104 THINGS TO DO WITH A BANANA
    http://www.dmgi.com/bananas.htm
     

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  2. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUCK!


    DIDN'T I ALREADY DO THIS[​IMG]

    MARJA[​IMG][​IMG]


    HOW OLD ARE YA TODAY?
     
  3. Detox

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    Oh Marja pul-eeeze quit trying to "make good" with BigDuck. BigDuck's birthday was almost a week ago - for goodness sake :eek:
     
  4. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    THEN WHY IS EVERYONE STILL CONGRATULATING HIM!!

    ARE YOU HOLDING ROCKS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!!
     
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    Dad burn it Prim,

    As CO of the Hoorah Brigade Intel, while it is expected that you oversee all investigations, where in he.. do banana skins fit into our Battle Plans. Send a couple of your top people over to the Officer's Club. We lost the receipe for the margaritas again!!

    This Org. is starting to fall apart.......but what the heck....Hoorahs all around.......a couple of medals....and a little libation if we find the receipe !!

    Carry on, Supreme Potentate bid ed :cool:
     
  7. big ed

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    Geez I almost fogot to ask Becky if he had a Happy B'day. What kind of a day was it? Did you get cake and icecream? Were you able to sneak out later and get down to the Local w/your mates? Did you get yelled at by wifey when you stumbled back? Did ya...huh...did ya??


    I'm taken aback Maj Marg!!!! How could you even suggest such nasty underhanded diabolical deed. Besides I only thew them when I was sure he wasn't looking!!! :p :p

    Deny, deny, deny....Bid ed
     
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    THE TROOPETTES USED ALL THE BANANAS SHINING THEIR SHOES, NOW WE CAN'T HAVE ANY (MORE)FROZEN BANANA DAQUIRIS FOR TEA..............


    WHEN'S THE BANANA BOAT DUE AGAIN[​IMG]




    (I KNOW I TOLD THEM NOT TO USE THE WHOLE BANANA, BUT THAT'S WHY THEIR TROOPETTES!!)

    A VERY THIRSTY MAJ MARJA........(HIC!)
     
  10. Primrose

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    Keep your powder dry..Buck's out making deposits. :D


    - Absorbs excess sweat and reduces frictional skin irritation.

    - Ideal for butt busting activities such as motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, and other extreme sports...

    also for those occasions when you sit on your butt all day!

    http://www.monkeygoods.com/product_info.php/products_id/363
     

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  11. big ed

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    How sweet it is!! You done good Prim. Lets just see what ole Sweet Cheeks Bucky Boy can do w/that one!! He is like Playdoh in our hands w/o his protector and mentor BS of the lower order. Tasmania will be ours once we overcome those little devils.

    Sit back an lite up a butt butt not in the cactus like last time!! :eek:

    Sometimes it seems like an Army of one, SMSgt. Gen Large ed
     
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    G'day! I'm Australian
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    Yeah!! I must have missed it too!! Happy B'day Bucky Boy!!
     

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  14. bigbuck

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    Thanks again boys! ;)
     
  15. beetlejuice

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    Ok. Who is this imposter posting under bigducks name? The real BD would have filled this page with quips and quotes. I really think the Hoorah Brigade should look into this. Somethings seems a little bit ducky around here. :eek: http://www.gombergkites.com/LM-DUCK.JPG
     
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    what do you get if you cross a monkey with a computer? a "60 minutes" news anchor (a hairy reasoner).

    What do you get when you cross a monkey with a hippo?

    (Monkey Hippo) Sin(Theda)


    Two Monkeys and BigBuck are ushered through the pearly gates. The place is filled with ducks sitting everywhere. St. Peter greets the newest arrivals; "Welcome to Wilders, your home for eternity. Whatever you do, don't step on a duck." So the three stand as still as they can, until one shuffles his feet and accidentally steps on a duck. Instantly, heaven resounds with the loud quacking of the multitude of waterfowl. As they settle down, St. Peter comes up to the offending Monkey and admonishes him. As punishment, he ties the Monkey to a short rope attached to the ugliest, most foul looking woman you ever saw, for eternity. The other two, seeing this punishment, resolve to stand ever more still. Eventually, one of the two moves ever so slightly, bumping a duck and causing the multitudes to begin quacking once again. Again, St. Peter runs up to the Monkey and attaches him to a short rope with the most hideous of women, for the rest of eternity. Seeing this, BigBuck resolves to stand perfectly still. After a long while of remaining motionless, St. Peter runs up to BigBuck and attaches a short rope to him with a voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman attached to the other end, for eternity. Dumbfounded, he says to the woman, "I've no idea what I have done to deserve such a reward." The woman, looking dejected, responds, "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck."
     

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  19. big ed

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    Aaaah!!! A rose is a rose is a Primrose!!!

    The 'Thorny One' has struck again!!!! Another gem for the vault!!
     
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    Hey B'ducky,

    I was driving my car today when I hit a big BUMP in the road!

    By the way.....when is your B'day??

    Your Pal, bug ed
     
  21. Primrose

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    It was over before the hangover..but still feels like a BananaBUMPdriver. :D
     

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  22. Primrose

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    I found the problem..you need a tune up :eek:
     

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    Aah yes....I could have used a bunch of those!! I'll have to remember to use my Torque Wenches to tighten the nuts.

    Uh...Prim....either everyone is AWOL or they are still at last weeks Pizza and Margarita bash. Check all the latrines and the Brig for the miscreants. The last three Battles had to be rescheduled to Sep 9, 12, and 16th...weather permitting!! Oh...and pick up a pkg. of Arsnic..[EDIT] ...Earl Grey tea bags and a box of Walnettoes to send to Maj Marg for her unstinting loyalty up to the moment she fled the Corps.

    I'm going to put off worrying about today till tomorrow....by then it will be yesterday!!

    Play on, Obi Two Kanoodle

    PS....Oh yeah....Happy B'day Whatisname!!!
     
  24. bigbuck

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    Thanks again boys!
    BTW Ed, what does a torque wench look likeo_O
    This is what I envisage....... :D
     

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    Yo Buckster,

    It always works for me. I suggested something similar like this for Chise a while back and he hasn't been heard from since. I'm not sure if you need SAE or Monique Wenches but the above example is sure to fix anyones clock!!

    Marking time, edster
     
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