BestLookingWoman

Thank u BB - Keep the guys in line.

 

Peaches...we would all still Love you if you were'nt wearing anything....errrr! sorry...better rephrase that.......Mmmmm! don't know tho'.......


Cochise,

 

Me - nude modelling not a chance but yes, in a bathing suit. Luv u too Cochise.

Peaches

 

Are You SURE it is Jimbob ?
He looks quite Feminine for his Age, don't you think !??

 

Well, just as I promised. I finally managed to transform Cochise
into a frog. For the Sin he has commited against Womenhood ! (LOL)


I think he looks pretty cute that way.
Don't ya all agree !!?

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Wildman. I would looove to cook ya up some juicy
froglegs..but I think they are just a bit too skinny still.

Would you mind trying to catch him on his wheel paddling somewhere over in the hills yourself, and prepare him ?
I'm not really into Froglegs to be honest. *gulp*

 

At first, during the transformation he looked like THIS....

Reminded me of the movie, "a british werefrog in Great Britain". SCARY.

 

But of course NOT. Very stunning Peaches.
I wouldn't mind having a dress just like that one. But......I think I stay with my fav colour B L A C K.

 

wicked woman in black - Kidding aside, I like wearing black as well.

 

Hi BB, Ya even though Beetlejuice loves ya just as you are ....but I think
ALL Beetle Ladies, Witchy women, and Every female on this planet would
love a Make Over every now and then.

I could brew you up some great ALL Natural, Beauty Remedies...but you could TRY the following Tips of mine right in your own
Home first.
They have proven cost efficient, long lasting, and most importantly ~
makes You the most stunning Female ~ and will make the males be attracted to You like the Bees to HONEY.
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Answer to Question # 1: Walk on stilts.

# 2: Use a fat BLACK Permanent marker ~ paint all around your Eyes.
Blend quickly ! ! ! !

# 3: Let it GROW.

# 4: Stuff Brightly RED painted, firm Melons in your bra.
Accentuate with a pair of flashlights attatched !

# 5: SNIFF on finely powdered Catnip, ...and Feel You acting like a
CAT in mating season.
Don't forget to PUUURRR ! ! !




And another great and wonderful remedy for
Skin so Soft & Wrinkle Free:

Apply 3 Tablespoonful of SNAKE OIL onto face ~ massage in.
Your, or anyones' hands will slide on your Skin like
skates on Ice... Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I've got more Beauty Tips....hmmm..somewhere in my witchy Home-remedy book.

I'll look up some more later, OK ! ?

 

Black is always good Peaches .... But I think mixing

RED with Black isn't too bad either !

 

WOW!!!!
I'll have to give all of that a try!!!
I'll let you know how it works out!!!!




(LOLOLOL)​

 

Am I the only one who is concerned about all the lovely females in our forum becoming witches?

Jimbob

 

I love my girl nextdoor...

 

or this one

 

NAAAHHH

I know what you guys want...you want her

 

Is there anythign in the forums TOS about disturbing young members ~joking~

Jimbob

 

Hey Beetleboss
Did it work?
If so,I need to try it

http://img50.exs.cx/img50/3059/rita6dq.gif

 

Well, the spell sure made my hair grow fast!! (and it turned orange )
How's it look??

 

Well what can one say. I guess BestLooking is in the eyes of the beholder . But if you can't see real good like me it doesn't matter.

Grand dad

PS:: I think the spell worked.

 

BeeUtiFul

 

your my kind of man

 

Don't I look nice!!!

~talk'in to BJ~
Come here Baby......give me some lov'in!!

 

He is one lucky frog, the legs are to skinny, plus the wildman has to stick to slim fast and power bars (see my food post). But just remember, I ain't the only one who loves them frog legs (any way you want to cook them).

Thanks
wildman

 

Damn Right!

GF

 

Careful with those Women guys!