Argh!!! Why Me - Poor dog :(

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  1. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    hey dog
    where are you?i've noticed you havent been back for a couple of days--i have missed your posts--hope you'll be back here soon
    rita
     
    Rita, Aug 15, 2004
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  2. dog

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    Hmmm ... Hi All, ;)

    @BigC ... actually the duct tape, hammer, and 2000 volt power surge did the job quite nicely. ...:) ... but I'm gonna use that stick on DETOX

    @Slammer ... My Tan is coming along nicely thanks to the radiation from my big ~window~ ;)

    .... and thanks fro the support Guys and Gals; Cocheese ;), Marja; Ron (& PM), BJ, Detox :mad: (questionable) ;) , Blackspear, Max, Rainwalker, BigC, Slammer, Rita, Etsnuffy.

    Beware of dog ----->Detox<------ LOL ;)
     
    dog, Aug 17, 2004
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  3. Detox

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    What'd I do? Geeeeeez - everybody's been talking about their favorite sports in Ten-Forward lately so I thought I'd mention mine :rolleyes:
     
    Detox, Aug 17, 2004
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  4. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Hey there Detox......Just because we like that kind of thing, why do people think we're peculiar......every man to his own......at least we give the dogs a chance to get running........... *puppy* *puppy* ...Quick, there go two more, quick, gimme a rock...... :p


    Cochise, :D
     
    Cochise, Aug 17, 2004
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  5. Detox

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    Exactly - so long as they're running, it's sport!
     
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  6. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Right on!.............What good is a dog if you can't throw something heavy at it?..........Me, being something of an expert, find a 6 or 7lb cat can be quite fun at close range as well........give it a go D, it can be very exhilarating if there are no good sized rocks around........I just love the simple pleasures in life, don't you?.......... :rolleyes:




    Cochise, :cool:
     
    Cochise, Aug 17, 2004
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  7. ronjor

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    All right men! I may need to talk to you later.
     

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  8. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    How nice of you Ron, did you hear that Detox?......Rons a 'Ranger'.....he can measure the distances for us......you can't beat accuracy when your slinging the odd cat or two at a dog........thanks Ron......welcome aboard........





    Cochise, :cool:
     
    Cochise, Aug 17, 2004
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  9. ronjor

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    Here, I have my ruler in hand.
     

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  10. beetlejuice

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    At the right angle, that can be good for measuring a fairly long distance. :D Just don't get in the way. :eek:
     
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  11. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    If we're wanging those cats into the air using a Skeet Trap-shoot, your not allowed to fire at 'em until you shout "Pull" Ron, and you only get one shot, no 'Fanning' the hammer...........and no showing off to the ladies.............





    Cochise, :cool:
     
    Cochise, Aug 17, 2004
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  12. beetlejuice

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    Is there any limit on the size of gun we can use? I was thinking of a 55MM Howitzer. :cool:
     
    beetlejuice, Aug 17, 2004
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  13. Detox

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    Ever seen those huge slingshots people make by tying an inner tube between a couple trees?
     
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  14. bigc73542

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    should be able to shoot a cat at least four hundred meters with that big a sling shot. ;)
     
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  15. Detox

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    Yup and with a little engineering we might be able to aim it right at dog :D
     
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  17. Valkyri001

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    o_O Such an amazing turn of events, Huh Dog!! :D and you thought you had problems. :D
     
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  18. bigc73542

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    This would work
     

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  19. dog

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    :mad: :mad: Call all Cars :mad: :mad: ... be on the look out for ...

    ... dog's to do list ...

    Call John Walsh (AMW)
    Call Green Peace
    Call Humane Society
    Sign Up for Police dog training (big bark! Bigger Bite!!!)
    Get fitted for armor suit, as a bullet proof vest offers little protection against rock etc.
    Get ---->Detox<----

    dog - *puppy*
     
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  20. Jooske

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    Maybe a nice avatar for the moment?
     

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  21. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Sorry Jooske.....but no one can hide from the "Well aimed Rock Society".... nice try though..... ;)



    Cochise, :cool:
     
    Cochise, Aug 18, 2004
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  22. dog

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    Thanks Jooske ;) :) :D

    Hmmm ... now I must add Cocheese to the ~hit list~

    Get --->Cochise<--- :mad:
     
    dog, Aug 19, 2004
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  23. beetlejuice

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    I saw a story on the local news yesterday that the newest Chinese restaurant in town has had a little bit too much business and their cat supply is running low. Their thinking of switching to dog. :D
     
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  24. Jooske

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    those dogs, look for them!
     

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  25. Jooske

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    Nothing found yet, dog?
    Think so, tell us or we are worried dog ended in the chinese restaurant.....
     

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