A Washington Post columnist prints a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts he observed at the Ocean City, MD, beach. Here's his 2003's best: --I childproofed my home, but they still get in. --On the front - 60 is not old. On the back--If you're a tree. --I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes. --At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot. --My reality check just bounced. --Life is short; make fun of it. --I'm not 60. I'm $59.95 plus tax. --Annapolis -- A drinking town with a sailing problem. --I need somebody bad. Are you bad? --Physically Pfffffttt! --Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. --I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are. --It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans. --Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. --Keep staring.....I may do a trick. --We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. --Dangerously under-medicated. --My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash, and it's gone. --Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate. --Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. --Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral. --In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
(Here is one) no matter how hard you work or how good a job you do or how fast you do it, Your boss will think you are just sluffing off, and you could have done a better job in half the time [move] [/move]
I was born Intelligent, but Education ruined me I have a blood group with attitue B+ See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Date no Evil Heaven doesn't need me and Hell is afraid. I might take over Nike symbol pointing down ---> Jus Did It I am not Drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced Not all man are FOOL, some stay BACHELORS I have got one nerve left and you are getting on it Just be happy, I am not your kid Beware : Suicide Bomber on Mission My parents said I could become anything so I became A**hole Its and Unfair life, so many girls too little time Man.... rightly... DRESSED TO KILL ...lollzz
some of my favorites: - Give me ambiguity, or give me something else - Eschew Obfuscation - Mean People Suck! - The paranoids are out to get me - Defy Authority! ... and the immortal, all time favorite: - BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS PLANET SUCKS! -HandsOff
