17 Truths You Won't Learn from Ads

1. You will never see a six-inch-tall man standing
on top of a public telephone.

2. Your teeth will never look as perfect as the
models' in Colgate ads.

3. A group of singing male dancers will never appear
suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your
hair.

4. No matter how dry your skin gets, you will never
turn into an alligator or any other type of
reptile.

5. Your love life will never significantly improve
because of a breath mint.

6. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a
Snickers—or any other candy bar.

7. If you drive an SUV up a mountain, across a
desert and into a crocodile-infested swamp, it will
get dirty, it will get scratched and it will most
likely get totaled.

8. What looks great on a fashion model usually looks
pretty goofy on anybody else.

9. No matter how many Mountain Dews you guzzle, you
won't be able to chase down a cheetah or leap the
Grand Canyon in a single bound.

10. Your average house pet cannot open
refrigerators, talk on the telephone or surf the
Net.

11. Unlike the celebs you see in the "Got Milk" ads,
you will never look hip with white stuff spread
across your upper lip.

12. Cold cuts and sandwiches do not enjoy being
eaten, nor are they waiting for you to open the
refrigerator door so they can talk to you.

13. When you put on Calvin Klein jeans, your hair
won't suddenly look like it's being blown to one
side of your head.

14. Skittles and M&Ms are never as large and
colorful as they look in ads.

15. Mermaids do not drink Evian—or any other brand
of bottled water.

16. Fast-food hamburgers are never as big and juicy
as they look in a McDonald's or Burger King
commercial.

17. God--I'm pretty sure-- will never love you more because you're wearing Tommy Hilfiger. And he will never love you less if Clearasil hasn't made you zit-free.

Have a nice day!

Uguel

 

blaze show up with yellow stained teeth so true so true lol

 

Well, in a way you're lucky Mr. Blaze for they are your true ones! Not all people have true teeth...

Bye! Uguel

 

3. A group of singing male dancers will never appear
suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your
hair.
probably not.....But i can dream.....


6. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a
Snickers—or any other candy bar.
I've found that..sometimes it takes two Snickers

 

Hi discogail!

...options 3 and 6 make you dream...? Lots of realisations started from a dream you know...

Well, there is another thing I should say here to everyone...it is true I don't see:

"You will never see a six-inch-tall man standing on top of a public telephone."

But I must admit that lots of women can see six-inch-tall men standing in front of the fridge very often.... So, things aren't so bad after all !