Dog is lonely, please send him a message

AAAah, Dog!! That's too bad! Here is someone who knows just how trapped you are feeling!

 

Hey Dog! Here could be the answer to your lonely problem!! (I just hate to leave the little guy all by himself! but...)

Follow these instructions to start your new and exciting life of people following you and bumping you and all the wonderful things you are missing - by being a thread!

 

SEE!!? PROBLEM SOLVED!! SORRY TO BUMP AND RUN, DOG!!

HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME WITH ALL YOUR NEW MEETING FRIENDS!!

CHEERS!

MARJA

 

Dog, just to let you know I still care about your thread:

A friendly BUMP from me!

 

For goodness sake DOG ..wipe that snicker of your face..standup straight and tuck that chin in ..yer suspose to be standing guard duty protecting all those great prizes

http://forum.gladiator-antivirus.com/index.php?showtopic=24612

If you NOD off again you might trip over that MILESTONE. Now crank in those extra 61 email addys into my profile I sent you to increase my chances to win some liquid web and I will trade you some of my hijacker bargainbuddy coupons for the large size bag of BARF


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Time for a Bump

 

~BUMP~

 

Things that go bump kerplunk in the night

 

Given the subject of this thread, wouldn't a bark or whine be more appropriate? Or a poop?

 

I believe your right

 

Ssssssh everyone - Dog was and is busy.

 

What a delightful pic Peaches--I see Dog has a large family

 

and a lotta love too ...

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/9270/dogbaby3yt.jpg

 

TALKING DOG

A guy is surfing around and he sees a sign in front of a Wilders:
"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell, and Paul tells him the dog is in the
backyard guarding the forum. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Achiever laying there.

"You talk! ?" he asks the dog.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government. So
I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had
me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger; so I wanted to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work,
mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals. Then I met a pretty female Lab, had a mess of puppies,
and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Paul what he
wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," Paul replies.

"This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

 

ROFL

 

Keep on posting Firecat..and maybe some day you too might advanced to the Ranks of one of the Golden Reliever's at da forum.

We get special treatment ya know.

 

Geez, How did you guys find out my Whole Life Story. ~Scary~

 

Steve, we're just SNIFFING you out

 

Oh, almost forgot...






BUMP

 

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls.He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money." The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket,he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down,and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy. "How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

It's National Friendship Week.

Show your friends how much you care.

 

That's a very heart warming story Primrose, Thanks.

BTW - Thanks for the ~Bump~ ... I love You too.

Happy Friendship Week

 

Ahhh on behalf of Primrose, the pleasure is all ours Dog

 

I hear dog is quite a card player also

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/regular/10019000/10019303.jpg

 

We found dogs friday night card playing buddie..but someone drank all the booze.

Can we stop and see him on weekends ?

 

Well Dog, Nat told me to concentrate on you, so here's a

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