'mount -o bind' behavior is broken on Linux. Fixes? Workarounds?

Those of us who have messed around with 'mount -o bind' know that 'mount -o bind,ro' sounds good in theory, but doesn't work in practice.

# mount -o bind,ro /dev foo
mount: warning: foo seems to be mounted read-write.

You can of course always do mount -o remount,ro. But this is rather inconvient.

However... It turns out that things are even more broken than that. 'mount -l' lists mount flags such as noexec and nosuid as being applied, even though they are actually ignored. Observe:

# mount -l
/dev/root on / type ext4 (rw,noatime,barrier=1,data=writeback)
proc on /proc type proc (rw)
sysfs on /sys type sysfs (rw)
/dev/sda3 on /home type ext4 (rw,noatime,data=writeback)
tmpfs on /dev/shm type tmpfs (rw)
/bin on /sandbox/bin type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/sbin on /sandbox/sbin type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/usr on /sandbox/usr type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/dev on /sandbox/dev type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/proc on /sandbox/proc type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/sys on /sandbox/sys type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/etc on /sandbox/etc type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/var on /sandbox/var type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/tmp on /sandbox/tmp type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
/lib on /sandbox/lib type none (rw,nosuid,bind)
# chroot --userspec=USERNAME /sandbox /bin/bash
$ su -
Password: 
No directory, logging in with HOME=/
# whoami
root

Nice little "gotcha" there. Are there any workarounds for this, short of setting up a boot script to remount everything? Any patches to the kernel to fix this? How long has this situation existed?

Update: an explanation of why this won't work. But note that Debian includes a patch to make "mount --bind -r" create a read-only bind mount. Yay Debian, I guess... Though I do wonder why that patch hasn't been included upstream.

As for workarounds, there is apparently one, at least for Fedora 14, that involves paired entries in fstab. IMO this is even uglier than creating an initscript... I think I'll pass.

BTW, the situation oddly seems to be better on Linux (which at least supports bind mounting, if in a half-broken fashion) than on the famously paranoid OpenBSD (which doesn't support the BSD equivalent, mount_nullfs, any more).

Edit: Hmm, maybe the feature is missing from OpenBSD because it can create problems? I've already happened across some interesting cases where bind-mounted directories cannot be unmounted, despite nothing technically accessing their contents. OTOH, symbolic links are useless for this purpose... So what's the alternative? Is there one?

Hmm. It seems there is an alternative for BSD, if you have portmap or rpc enabled...

mount -t nfs -o ro,nosuid localhost:/somepath /some/other/path

Not sure about the security implications of that though (and I'm having trouble getting it working on Linux).