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April 10th, 2009, 07:25 AM
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Hallelujah, it works for me!
Hallelujah! I heard there was ESS 4 Much better than what had gone before So I read the instructions And downloaded it, did ya? You may have got what I did too An error message, then a screen of blue I must’ve done something wrong, oh Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah I’ve stuffed it up, Hallelujah! So I read the instructions one more time Concentrate, go line by line Double click and install it And this time it goes through But now I see a sign of red Firewall’s not working, is what it said I’ve stuffed up again, oh sod ya! Hallelujah! Hallelujah I’ve stuffed up again, Hallelujah! Now I run SysInspector, get a file Email it to ESET, wait a while But I hear nothing from them, did ya? A week goes by and not a word Post in the forum, feed the bird Then receive an email from them, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah I’ve heard from ESET, Hallelujah! But something’s wrong, how can it be When I’ve gone back to version Three They’re asking ME what the error was In version Four, Lord knows! I’m just a 78 year old git About ready to have a fit I just want it to work, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah I just want it to work, Hallelujah! So I email back, read the report And if that’s no good, for what it’s worth Don’t ask me things I know nothing of I’m a newbie, I tell ya! But the man replies (I have a fit) WHAT WAS THE ERROR MESSAGE? My head’s been bit I guess I’ll just drop the whole thing, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah I’ll just drop the whole thing, Hallelujah! A fortnight or two they go by I hear 417’s ready to fly Should I chance it or wait some more What did you do? I take a deep breath, download the file Install it and I can smile No more red messages, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah No more error messages, Hallelujah! With trembling hands, in the twilight murk I reboot and hope it still works And all is well again, I tell ya! Bring up Firefox and it goes through No more red messages or screens of blue My system's up-to-date again, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah My system’s up-to-date again, Hallelujah! P.S. I’ll keep an eye on it and see how it works, nonetheless. P.P.S. My apologies to Mr Leonard Cohen |
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April 10th, 2009, 07:45 AM
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April 10th, 2009, 08:57 AM
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Re: Hallelujah, it works for me!
lol...
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April 10th, 2009, 09:50 AM
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