Favourite quotes?

[big ed]

Originally Posted by ThunderZ

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Hey ThunderZ,

Have yoo met "Baked Bean Man" yet? He makes lots of loud boomy noises too!

Jest wunderin in Wakiki, Don Hoed

[snowbound]

George Carlin:

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.



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[tansu]

Celine: Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.
Jesse: I know.
From "Before Sunset"

[~*Nat*~]

Originally Posted by snowbound

George Carlin:

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.



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Hehe...

No further comments.

[snowbound]

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love



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[ronjor]

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
William Jennings Bryan (1860 - 1925)

[eyes-open]

She's the sort of woman who lives for others -- you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

CS Lewis: Screwtape Letters (1942) no. 26

[eurekamind]

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. ~ Confucius

[Peaches4U]

If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.

[ThunderZ]

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

[ThunderZ]

Originally Posted by big ed

Have yoo met "Baked Bean Man" yet? He makes lots of loud boomy noises too!

Never had the pleasure(?).

[Peaches4U]

If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustsment.

[ftwynne59]

Be Alert !! (we need all the lerts we can get)

[big ed]

Originally Posted by ThunderZ

Never had the pleasure(?).

OMG...yoo never met "Baked Bean Man"...aka big buck!

Well....I have...an yore right! It hasn't exackly been a pleasure. Between the funny noises and fumes....not much to be pleased about!

It's been a gas, Fumigated ed

[ThunderZ]

Originally Posted by big ed

Between the funny noises and fumes....not much to be pleased about!

hmmmmm.....sounds like if I ever do meet him, between me and my trusty ol` zippo we could have a real "BANG-UP" time.

[snowbound]

Only the dead have seen the end of war. ~ Plato



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[ronjor]

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)

[ThunderZ]

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
-- Douglas Adams

[ErikAlbert]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein.

[snowbound]

Death is the wish of some, the relief of many, and the end of all. ~ Seneca

[ronjor]

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

[snowbound]

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” ~ Jack Benny




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[snowbound]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning - it smells like victory. Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore(Robert Duvall, from the movie Apocalypse Now)




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[ThunderZ]

My wife says I never listen to her........or something like that.

[snowbound]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her ~ Rodney Dangerfield



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