DCS - We All Want a Christmas Present

Dear SANTA, (DCS)

Last year we all waited and waited in the hope that you would fill our Christmas stockings with something but when we woke up on the 1st day of Christmas our stockings were bare!!

This year please fill our stockings with a surprise from DCS so that we may all wake up on Christmas Day with a new and wondrous toy to play with.

Signed

Your Trustworthy, Loyal, Sincere Members who have supported you through thick and thin without asking for anything in return!!!!

Have a Merry Christmas DCS!!!

 

> without asking for anything in return

Hmmmmmmmmmmm !

 

The big question is - which one of Jason, Wayne or Gavin gets to dress up as Santa, who gets to drive the sleigh and who gets left behind to clean up the reindeer droppings..?

 

And who is the red-nose reindeer?

 

Hi Jooske. Hope you have a really nice Christmas! It would be so nice to have a new DCS toy to play with for Christmas so it's on my wishlist.

As to who will play Santa - if you leave them alone with the booze none of them will and the Reindeers will be drunk too. They will all have red noses!!

Merry Christmas to all.

Dave

 

A sneak-peak at the shop ...

http://www.jamsarts.com/animated/people/peo-hippie_drunk.gif

 

Jooske - Are you by any chance one of Santa's (DCS's) ELVES

We would love a new DCS toy for Christmas.

Dave

 

Best not to have some new DCS toys then, so we'll have time to celebrate a real christmas time with the christmas dinner brunch breakfast drinks cake families parties music lights candles parcels stories and all that good time of year! OK and red noses too.

Merry christmas all!

 

Merry Christmas Jooske!

 

It might be you Jooske. The red nose one is always the most popular and and helpful and you are by far the most popular and helpful 'reindeer' here.

Just don't forget the sleigh and presents Jooske!!

Dave

 

Starts singing:

"Jookse the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Jooske
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Jason came to say
"Jooske with your nose so bright
Won't you support DCS tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved her
And they shouted out with glee
"Jooske the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You're the best with TDS-3!"

 

ROFL! .

 

Jooske the red-nosed reindeer - just love it.

Dave

 

BTW..i can die now.....i have seen Paranoid's humor

 

Thanks for the Song!
How did you know i was with a heavy flu? Hoped to hide those viruses in this environment. Hmmmmm.

 

Don't hold your breath it looks like TDS-3 will go the way of Duke Nukem Forever, BitBoys Super Video cards and "THE PHANTOM enterntainment system".

 

"NotInThisDecade", yes that's correct - because it will be superseded by TDS-4.

 

duh