Mad House

Interesting what one can find out about their buddies...


Mad House

It had been many years since big ed had been sent to the asylum. Now was his chance to escape.

When nurse bigbuck came round with his medication he over powered her and taking her prisoner, big ed fled the hospital heading for Wilders.

"Go Silver!" he cried as he tied her to a radiator. Struggling furiously she said "whatever", whilst spitting on his straight jacket

Suddenly the door flew open and 10 more years as a nut he was confirmed.

 

Circus

They will never forget the night the circus came to Wilders. The crowd gasped as ronjor hung by his feet from the flying trapese in a tiny sequin-covered, figure-hugging leotard.

He called down to BeetleBoss as she stood in the Lion's Cage holding a whip and a chair, "When I count to three Thread locked !"

"You must be joking," She snarled and removed the safety net, "Ohhh..my smileys *kiss kiss*" she cried and tripped over a heavily sedated lion.

As he plummetted towards her astonished face it suddenly occurred to him no more word games.

 

Love on the Floor:



"After I'm done spinning my head... on the floor!" beetlejuice demanded, his face suffuced with lust and loathing.

"Never," BeetleBoss cried, "I wanna go on the puter !!!"

She desparately looked around Kansas dazzled by the press photographers flashing bulbs.

As she closed her eyes all she could remember was bj lost his head in the crowd from spinning it too much.

 

LOL!

 

These stories are beginning to remind me that "I wonder about these friends of mine at 10-F".

 

Crime And Punishment:

Ex convict Detox vowed never to rest until the woman who framed him was safley behind bars.

Angel Rita was living the high life in Wilds of WV on the reward money.

One spring day Detox spotted her across the street and shouted over the noise of the traffic
"HEY!...I'm cool."

"That's MY Harley, Buddy!! *grrrrrr*", screamed Angel Rita and ran for it down a quiet alley only to find that both needed to go to a relationship therapist.

 

Oscar Ceremony:


The crowd pressed forward trying to touch or smell him as their favourite actor, Mikel108 arrived at The White House, the prestigious venue for the Oscar Ceremony.

His nomination was read out by Marja wearing a spangling transparent dress and with trembling fingers she opened the golden envelope.

"And for his portrayal of an over-worked, under-paid chicken sexer in Over my dead, furry body the award goes to Mikel108"

He galloped to the stage wiping away several tears and snatched the coveted statuette from her sweating hands, "I'd like to thank my producer, my makeup artist, my voice coach ...(several hours later) and of course I'd like to say Politics is EVERYTHING!"

The rest of the evening flew by in a blaze of celebrity glitz and it wasn't until Al Pacino's party afterwards that they finally got a chance to be alone and They faught about politics and animal rights for 3 whole nights, straight.

 

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Nat, you are toooooo funny!!!​

 

Cindy...welcome back.

Nat!!! My daughters are looking at me like I am losing it, sitting here laughing at the screen.


NOW...I like to thank.....

 

Quote from Nat, regarding Mikel108...."Politics is EVERYTHING"


What can I say Nat.....I like pain

 

Hehe...I know exactly what you talking about.

It's embarrasing when my daughters ask me from the other room if I'm alright...because I laugh and giggle seemingly for no apparant reason.

 

YOU Dooo ?

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ROFL

YOU Dooo ?

 

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I can't Cindy, think of the public scandal...LOL

 

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You realise, of course, that no one here is going to believe that pack of lies you told about me. I would never yell "Go Silver". He only responds to "Hidey Ho Silver" or "Up Up and Away".....I can never remember which one.

The revelations about the other neer-do-wells was pretty much spot on tho. Ron did look quite fetching in his sequinned thingys so I'm ditching Nursie Beckie...red dress and all....and hope to catch Ronnie after only one bounce. I'm gonna try to avoid Marja cause she can be pretty catty an she scratches.

As for you, young lady, go to your room and say 3 Hail Marys. Don't come out til you see white smoke coming out the chimney.

Holier than thou in South Bend, Fr ed

 

What the - convict? I happen to be a true scholar in the field of criminal justice - hmph!

 

HELP ME!................I think I'm losing it...................AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!.........


Cochise, Mindless in Seattle...(The Sequel).....

 

Surely you meant "brainless in Britain"

hehehe

 

Methinks the word is collar!!

Watching the spelling bees in Clover, Honey ed

 

Not to worry messy amie...you have nothing to lose!

A mind is a terrible thing!....in Haste, Lobotomy ed

 

Love on the Floor (agin)

"Help! I think I'm losing it !!, Now! on the floor" big ed demanded, his face suffuced with lust and loathing, his eyes almost popping out of his head.

"Neverrrr," cochise cried, "I'm brainless in britain"

He/She desparately looked around Ye Olde New England dazzled by the press photographers flashing bulbs.

As she closed his/her eyes all she could remember was It turned out to be the scandal of the year.

 

Here's a direct quote from Cool Dad Happy Bytes

Wow, that is going to be the best ever security system!

<no offense intended to anyone>