DreamWoman

[DreamerTwo]

What beautiful woman do you dream about?

[big ed]

Ma Kettle

[Capp]

-{ Quote: "Ma Kettle" }-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Glad i'm not in your dreams




Me personally.....hmmm....

Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel. I'll stop there ;)

[Brian N]

Any swedish babe really, takes about 2 hours to get there ;D

[big ed]

The first one was for fun!

This one.............more like a nightmare!!

[snowbound]

-{ Quote: "

This one.............more like a nightmare!!" }-
Ah, Hanoi Jane...

She still can't live that one down even to this day. ::)


snowbound

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Ah, Hanoi Jane...

She still can't live that one down even to this day. ::)


snowbound" }-

I don't want to get banned from here so I'll just bite my tongue!!

Ouch, big ed

[Hard Rocker]

:o Right On ..... Big Ed !!! ;D ;D ;D

HR 8)

[bigbuck]

This chick!

[dog]

-{ Quote: "This chick!" }-LOL ... But that's just ED in his regular get up. ~Eh tootsie~ :D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "This chick!" }-

Hey .... you started it and your lap dog came a'runnin w/a stick. You guys are stickin it to me......stickin it!!!!!!!

How do you like dem apples.....err...whatever!!

[big ed]

My apologies to Uguel for messing up the pic. In my defence I must say that the subject left me little to work with!!

Need sharper crayons, big ed

[hayc59]

Ok lets try this again....My Wife Nan

She Is Gonna Be Mad For Posting This!!

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4135/nancy5ha.jpg

[bigc73542]

hayc59, That is a nice looking young woman

[Primrose]

For me it's a toss up between maxine and martha.



*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

*Maxine's Way*
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

*Martha's Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

*Maxine's Way*
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

*Martha's Way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

*Maxine's Way*
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

*Martha's Way*
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

*Maxine's Way*
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

*Martha's Way*
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

*Maxine's Way*
Celery? Never heard of it!

*Martha's Way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

*Maxine's Way*
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

*Martha's Way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

*Maxine's Way*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

*Martha's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

*Maxine's Way*
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

*Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

*Maxine's Way*
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!

[hayc59]

-{ Quote: "hayc59, That is a nice looking young woman" }-
Danke' ;)

[Tom772]

-{ Quote: "Ma Kettle" }-
WHAT A WOMEN??????;)lucky guy T

[Ailric]

Here's mine. ::)

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "Here's mine. ::)" }-

Beautiful.
The best is she can carry you home when you're done with all those glasses ! ;D :D

[Tom772]

-{ Quote: "Here's mine. ::)" }-
You guys are so lucjy to find such beautiful women!!!!!;)

Great Pic by the way

T

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "You guys are so lucjy to find such beautiful women!!!!!;)

Great Pic by the way

T" }-

I must agree !
You think 2 of them, if not all work out in a gym ???
I need to know their beauty secret !!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "My apologies to Uguel for messing up the pic. In my defence I must say that the subject left me little to work with!!

Need sharper crayons, big ed" }-


That's Ok Big duds..we know you are over worked with the grandkids.

See ya in the gymn at 0800 hour. I'll bring the coffee. :-*

;D

[Kye-U]

I hope you guys don't mind me ruining the fun, but here is my dream woman (well, with shorter nails xD):

http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-03/09/xin_120302091521262305584.jpg

[PixelPup]

Bark bark!!

[bigc73542]

good looking little woman Pixel ;)

[Triple Helix]

-{ Quote: "good looking little woman Pixel ;)" }-


Is there a Mrs. Yoda? ;D I didn't see one in the movies??? :o

[bigc73542]

Yoda gets around well with the aid of the force ;D and covers his tracks well he does ;)

[Triple Helix]

-{ Quote: "Yoda gets around well with the aid of the force ;D and covers his tracks well he does ;)" }-

Very true, May the Force be with You!! ;D

[BeerLover]

I think its a toss-up between the hayc59 woman and the one with all those cold mugs of beer. All those beers make her look awful good.........

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "I think its a toss-up between the hayc59 woman and the one with all those cold mugs of beer. All those beers make her look awful good........." }-

Now that makes me jealous ! >:(

[Blackspear]

As this thread does not relate to a poll on security software or alike, I have shifted it here to Ten Forward.

Cheers ;D

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "As this thread does not relate to a poll on security software or alike, I have shifted it here to Ten Forward.

Cheers ;D" }-...Hehe! Where it may receive some Prim and proper Edtention... ;D ;D

[abhi_mittal]

My dream woman

[CartoonBoy]

Well seems you ask ...........................

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "Well seems you ask ..........................." }-

Well there's something I totally adore about CB's character ~
and that is he doesn't seem at all picky...;)

He just likes and takes them all. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/naughty/bop.gif

LOL ! ;D

[abhi_mittal]

What bout the other guys? So few dream-women!!
Cmon guys, let us know who your dream-woman is!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "As this thread does not relate to a poll on security software or alike, I have shifted it here to Ten Forward.

Cheers ;D" }-

Mwuahahaha!! Spoken like a man who has not had the knot tied yet!! 'Software' will become a critical issue on particular nites when 'hardware' is required. As for security......Gone!!

Snickering in Savannah, big sid

Ps...edging on to 9k ;D ;D ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "...Hehe! Where it may receive some Prim and proper Edtention... ;D ;D" }-

Not me!!! I've learned my lesson......NOT!!

Basking in Boise, big bed

[snowbound]

-{ Quote: "What bout the other guys? So few dream-women!!
Cmon guys, let us know who your dream-woman is!" }-
I always thought Sigourney Weaver was kinda dreamy so i dug this one up taken just after here last Aliens movie... :D

[dog]

Corny or not my DreamWoman is Mrs. dog. :D

As for picking another, I couldn't; as other than looks what does one really know about the person, everything that's important lies under the skin. Looks don't give much mileage ...

*puppy*

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "...Hehe! Where it may receive some Prim and proper Edtention... ;D ;D" }-

ROFLMAO ;D ;D ;D

not to mention some slamming reviews ;D

Hehe!;)

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: "I always thought Sigourney Weaver was kinda dreamy so i dug this one up taken just after here last Aliens movie... :D" }-

Mwuahahahaha!! Dang Snoguy....your Miss Weaver beats my Ma Kettle by a mile. She kinda looks like Fred Munster!

How come you Canadians are always digging into or out of something?

Shoveling in Saskatoon, Sid ed

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: "Corny or not my DreamWoman is Mrs. dog. :D

As for picking another, I couldn't; as other than looks what does one really know about the person, everything that's important lies under the skin. Looks don't give much mileage ...

*puppy*" }-

Yeah!! Right!!

Methinks someone is looking over your shoulder as you type. Bravery in the face of extreme retribution is left at the altar. You do, however, get points for intelligence.

Snickering in Samoa, sid ed

[bigc73542]

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/women-waiting

[Bubba]

-{ Quote: "Snickering in Samoa, sid ed" }-Santa Clause ain't got nothing on you :o

Basking in Boise, big bed
Idling in Indianapolis, big ed
Snickering in Savannah

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "My dream woman" }-

Most of our so called "dream woman" or "dream man"
are nothing but fake, fake, fake, I tell ya. ::) :( >:(

dreamy? (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb3.html)
~click me~


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/jenlopez1r.jpg....http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/jenlopez2.jpg

I always thought Jenny L. was gorgous naturally. Hm.

[BeetleBoss]

Hummm..........I actually, perfer his 'fake' look.....http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/SMILEEYEBROW.GIF

[Lebowsky]

oh Yeah!

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "Hummm..........I actually, perfer his 'fake' look.....http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/SMILEEYEBROW.GIF" }-

Well, to each his/her own.
Don't come running, complaining after you gave him a friendly peck on the cheek (?), that all that crusty foundation, and whatnot, came crumbling down. ;D :D ;)

LOL LOL !!!


I prefer natural men...no makeup and no fake toupets.
It's mostly all that 'chemistry' that leads me to liking many types.... http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/love/cupidarrow.gif

[snowbound]

Nothing fake here! :D

Here's one "all naturel" for monkey boy up there. ::) ;D


snowbound

[dog]

-{ Quote: "Yeah!! Right!!

Methinks someone is looking over your shoulder as you type. Bravery in the face of extreme retribution is left at the altar. You do, however, get points for intelligence.

Snickering in Samoa, sid ed" }-Nope Sorry ... That was of my own freewill and volition :)

Happily Whipped *puppy*

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: "Nope Sorry ... That was of my own freewill and volition :)

Happily Whipped *puppy*" }-

OK Woofer,

My apologies for doubting your dogged determination!!

Blushing in Binghampton, big bed

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "Nothing fake here! :D

Here's one "all naturel" for monkey boy up there. ::) ;D


snowbound" }-

Yeah Right, snowbound !! LOL ;D

I doubt even Apes ~ male or female are born with a godly bod. ;)

They "work out" too you know. They add "fakeness" to it by doing so. I think swinging from tree to tree, daily, a thousand times does it !!

;D;D

[abhi_mittal]

Another one of my favs!!

[LikeToLook]

Very nice indeed!

[Trooper]

-{ Quote: "Ok lets try this again....My Wife Nan" }-

You have a beautiful wife hayc. :)