"GUTS" or "BALLS"....

[JRCATES]

"GUTS", is arriving home late after a night out with "the boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and then asking:

"Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?"

-----------------------------------------------------------

"BALLS", is coming home late after a night out with "the boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and then saying:

"You're next!!".......

;D

[Marja]

Prob won't have 'em for long!;D

[gre87y]

-{ Quote: ""GUTS", is arriving home late after a night out with "the boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and then asking:

"Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?"

-----------------------------------------------------------

"BALLS", is coming home late after a night out with "the boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and then saying:

"You're next!!".......

;D" }-
lol I would call that suicide

[JRCATES]

Ya never know, Marja...ya just never know :-* :o

A female friend of mine was the one who actually sent this to me, and I thought that it was pretty funny. Evidently, so did she..... ;) ;D

[Marja]

MIGHT BE FUNNY - PROBABLY NOT TRUE!

There's a big difference!!! Especially to the man that does it! LOL!

[JRCATES]

We'll just stick with funny for now ;D

[Marja]

Good idea!;D

[bigc73542]

A real woman would break his neck ;D ;) this thread is real close to the line

[NICK ADSL UK]

-{ Quote: "bigc73542
this thread is real close to the line " }-
So please don't go over it ;)