bigbuck Happy Birthday !

[FanJ]

Hey bigbuck,

Happy Birthday !!! :D

Wishing you many more happy returns !

Most warmest regards, Jan.

[dog]

Hmmmm ... didn't we do this a few months ago ::) ;D

Happy Birthday Brad :D

Have yourself a Great Day!

Steve

[bigc73542]

BigBuck I just wanted to say
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[ronjor]

Have a great birthday Brad!


http://www.bigbuck.com/

[Blackspear]

Hey Buckeroo, hope you have a fantastic day.

All the very best to you...

Cheers ;D

[Rita]

Brad
Happy birthday to a very nice person and good friend.Hope your birthday is nothing but happiness and joy!
your friend

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[puff-m-d]

Hi Brad,

Here's to you having the best birthday ever ;) !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[mercurie]

Happy Birthday. Have a good... no... great day. :)

[SonyaM32]

Happy Birthday bigbuck! 8)

[wildman]

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/party/fest44.gif

Happy Birthday & Many More!

Thanks
Wildman

[mikel108]

Have a really great Birthday Bigbuck!!

[BeetleBoss]

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/10.gif

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/10.gif

Brad!!

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http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/jumping.gif ....http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/petje_zwaaien.gif....http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/wave.gif

http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/solo_dansen.gif .... http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/alles_opeten.gif .....http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/spelen2.gif


http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/kangoeroe.gif....http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/hangmat_palmbomen.gif

Have a great B-day!!

[Trooper]

Happy Birthday!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Hey Buckeroo, hope you have a fantastic day.

All the very best to you...

Cheers ;D" }-

Well Bucky me boyo,

Nothing like getting a lot of nice friendly and kissy posts from all of your really close friends and enem.....err neighbors. It is especially noted that the above person sent you a quite restrained greeting. What did you do this time? You must have shined his spear w/brown shoe polish again! If I'm not mistaken this is the year you turn the big 40. Mwahahahahahahah..gasp...hahahaha! The day after the big event you will find that when you run a comb thru your hair most of it will be in the comb. Your teeth will begin to hurt, climb stairs one at a time, suck in your gut when a pretty girl strolls by, and your children are reaching that age when they realise their parents aren't too bright, especially Dad.

Glad I could cheer you up on this special occassion.

My best to you mate, big ed

[Uguel707]

What? It is La grande fofolle's Birthday ??? Again?
Well, hmmm...ok then, bring my froufrou, and this puffed-out
bouffant dress, for he/she deserves the best!!! ;D ;D ;)

[Mr2cents]

Happy birthday Bigbuck.

[nadirah]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIGBUCK!!! ;D

[bigbuck]

A big thank you to;
Jan
Steve
Curt
Ron
Craig
Rita
Kent
Mercurie
Sonya
Wildman
Mike
Cindy
Jag
Ed
Hugue
Mr2cents &
Nadirah.

Thanks very much guys!
I'm approaching the big 40 with some trepidation!, but I feel a little better knowing that some of you will be reaching it with me! .....yes Craig, Steve and Cindy! ;D Better live it up now guys, it's all downhill from here! ;D ;D
Thanks again everyone!
Cheer,
Brad

[Marja]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD!!

HOPE YOU ENJOY THE HECK OUT OF YOUR DAY!! AND THE REST OF THE YEAR TOO!! ;D

AND NOW - IN THIS SOLEMN MOMENT THAT YOU TURN 40, PAVAROTTI HAS DEIGNED TO SING 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' JUST FOR YOU...........

PLEASE FOLKS THE INTERNATIONAL OPERA SINGER JUST FOR BUCK!!



SORRY THESE DIVAS.........HE WANTS HIS OWN POST, SORRY, ONE MOMENT!!

MARJA8)

[Marja]

PAVAROTTI SINGS FOR BUCK!!

[Marja]

THAT D**N CAT!! WHO LET HIM OUT!!

[bigbuck]

Thanks Marj! Just turning 39 though....still another 12 months before the big one! ;D ....Phew!!! Been down the local for a few ales....just home now (4pm). The girls made me a nice cake, so I might take them out for dinner soon. Having a great day here!
Cheers,
Brad.

[Marja]

LOL! SORRY - DIDN'T MEAN TO UP THE ANTE ON YA! ;D

HAVE A GREAT DAY WITH YOUR GIRLS! :)

[gerardwil]

Hi Brad,

Congratulations and have a nice day.

Gerard

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "

Thanks very much guys!
I'm approaching the big 40 with some trepidation!, but I feel a little better knowing that some of you will be reaching it with me! .....yes Craig, Steve and Cindy! ;D Better live it up now guys, it's all downhill from here! ;D ;D
Thanks again everyone!
Cheer,
Brad" }-

Well I will wish you a Happy Birthday too. I'd better do it now because-----it may be your last. BeetleBoss isn't 40 yet!!!! She won't even get there when you do!!! Just wait until she sees this!!! How do you think I've lived to make 47!! A little secret. If you're gonna ba wrong about anything, you'd better be wrong about a womans age. And you need to be wrong on the younger side. You've been a bad boy. :o

[big ed]

Heck Vladismear Buckerowski,

I knew that!! Knowing how sharp as a tack you are I figured you probably wouldn't notice. Save my last post so I won't have to do it again next year.

For this year it's still Mwahahahaha....hahahahahaha. Forget all the other platitudes!!

Aah, I remember those yrs. well, bid ed

[snowbound]

Happy Birthday young man. ;) ;D

[hayc59]

Have A Wonderful Day!!
Happy Birthday.....
http://www.massamune.net/userfiles/hayc59/3monkeysbirthdaytw.gif

[chachazz]

Happy Birthday Brad :D

[Firecat]

Happy Birthday Bigbuck! Hope you've had an excellent one! :)

[NICK ADSL UK]

Many happy returns of the day brad. Have a good one with your family. And as the saying goes "life begins at forty" ;D

Warm regards

[Notok]

A little late, but have a great one!

[bigbuck]

Many Thanks;
Gerard
Steve
Ed (again)
Snowy
Hayc
Chachazz
Firecat
Nick &
Notok.

Greatly appreciated guys.
Cheers,
Brad.

[Primrose]

Best Wishes to You hairy plotter ;D

http://www.metliefs.nl/vcards/create.php?card_id=2728

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Best Wishes to You hairy plotter ;D

http://www.metliefs.nl/vcards/create.php?card_id=2728" }-Thanks Primrose! ;D ;D Enjoyed that one! ;D ;D

[Detox]

heyyy BigDuck sorry I missed this yesterday - but hope it was a great one ;-)

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "heyyy BigDuck sorry I missed this yesterday - but hope it was a great one ;-)" }-

His ship did not sail yet..so we get a second shot today :P

[bigbuck]

Thanks Detox!
All class there Primrose! ;D ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "His ship did not sail yet..so we get a second shot today :P" }-

ROFLB(buck's)AO!!!

That was beautiful Primrose, and classy too!!

[Primrose]

Brad is one of Wilder's Hidden Treasures..How can ya not love the guy :) Keeps me in stiches with the rest of the gang.

[Acadia]

Hey, bigbuck, HAVE A GOOD ONE and have a Fosters on me!

Acadia

[dog]

-{ Quote: "Brad is one of Wilder's Hidden Treasures..How can ya not love the guy :) Keeps me in stiches with the rest of the gang." }-I agree whole heartedly with that. ;) Not only is he very creative, funny, friendly etc. but is also very helpful in the business end of the forum. All Good Stuff Brad - Keep up the Good Work. ;)

Steve

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Brad is one of Wilder's Hidden Treasures..How can ya not love the guy :) Keeps me in stiches with the rest of the gang." }-


OMG!! there is so much good material in that one sentence that I dont know where to begin. I just settle for saying that ole buck-in-the box is the reason for all my stitches!!!

Can you feel the LOVE......Bucky!!! ;D ;D

Hoping you remain a Hidden Treasure, bid ed

[Primrose]

;D I just knew you would play through before bigbuck found the lost tee. This thread could turn into a rumper bumper. :o Hand me that sand wedge while I download another driver.

[big ed]

I remember that incident. That was the time he got a flat tire and was carefully looking in his backpak for the spare!!

One very prominent well wisher is yet to be heard from. He is the only person who can leap over small ant hills in a single bound, yodel and play the Alpenhorn all at once whilst downing a pint, and chase Romeo around the couryard whist fiddlin w/Juliet. I'm sure he just wandered off from the 'Home' as he is wont to do. I hope he remembered to put his britches on this time!

Yur gonna git it Huckle Buck!!!

[bigbuck]

Thanks Acadia and Guys! ;D
Good to see you're having fun too Ed! ;D ;D
I hope you liked the 'rug I made for your back' over in your avatar thread? ;D ;D
Cheers all,
Brad.

[bigbuck]

.........

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "
Good to see you're having fun too Ed! ;D ;D
I hope you liked the 'rug I made for your back' over in your avatar thread? ;D ;D
Cheers all,
Brad." }-

Hey Brad The Nailer,

Just trying to make your B'Day memorable!!

As time passes you will no doubt come to appreciate all of the thought and caring that went into these creative posts. Except for the kissy ones!!! That one by Primrose (you know the one) was a screamer. ;D ;D

Has Backspearer had his yet? I hope not!!!!!

Revenge is sweet, to forgive is for wusses, bid ed

[Marja]

GOOD ONE- BID ED! IS THIS WHERE YA PUT THE LAMPSHADE ON YER HEAD? LOL! LOVE THE RUG!! ANY OTHER COLORS!?! ;D

[big ed]

Hey Maj. Marj,

You have just been awarded a Battlefield Commission for that encouraging 'attaboy'. As you probably know, it takes 20 of those to wipe out an 'aw s..t'.

Do you think that maybe the 'Hoorahs' just possibly might be making a comeback? Me neither!! Darthspear along w/Snow Buck and the seven Mods are a tricky little bunch!! My new recruits Capts. Kirk, Janeway, and Kangaroo are waiting in the wings for their orders. Pizza Hut's delivery service has been lousy lately.

Medals for everybody!!

Stay the course, Pvt. bid ed USMC (Busted for playing Dr. w/Maj. Houlihan)

[Eldar]

Sorry mate, I've been busy with my family and the testing.
Hope you had a good one.

Belated Birthday Wishes to you, my friend. ;)

Don't worry too much about approaching 40.

As long as you've good health, you should praise yourself lucky.
If it can help, I still feel young.

Clock is ticking though. :P ;D

[bigbuck]

Thanks Eric! ;D ;D

[CartoonBoy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUCK !

You smok'em pipe ?

http://www.flipsigns.com/chimp.gif

p.s Throw some of that warm weather down my way will ya ?

[big ed]

Oh!! He's smokin somethin!! The ? is what!!!

Ps....Share???

[big ed]

Oh.......and Happy B'day big fella!!!!!

[beetlejuice]

Well you know it's something really good in that pipe. Just look at the smile on his face???? ;) ;D
http://www.flipsigns.com/chimp.gif

[bigbuck]

Thanks CB!.........oh.....and the comedy brigade too! ;D ;D

[BeetleBoss]

-{ Quote: "
p.s Throw some of that warm weather down my way will ya ?" }-

http://bestsmileys.com/hot/3.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/hot/3.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/hot/3.gif

I'll share if he won't!!!

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[Triple Helix]

Have a Great one and many many more bigbuck!!


Cheers,

[greyfox]

A belated Happy Birthday Brad! I haven't been lurking on Wilders much lately, so I missed the actual day.

[big ed]

Happy belated B'day wishes to a fine....bla...bla....bla....bla....

[bigbuck]

Thanks Dagolag & Greyfox!
Oh.....and thanks again Ed! ;D Haven't you got some (black) shoes to shine or something....?

[big ed]

Oh bury Meeeeeeeeeee,

On the lone prarieeeeeeeeeeee,

Where the coyotes hoooooowl,

And the bucks run freeeeeeeeeeeee!


A singin and a plinkin, Cookie ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Dagolag & Greyfox!
Oh.....and thanks again Ed! ;D Haven't you got some (black) shoes to shine or something....?" }-


The water is hot enough for his last cup of coffee for the day ;D

[big ed]

Nice, Primrose, nice

You know, thats not a half bad avatar!!!

I'm a grinnin cause I'm a winnin, big ed

[~*Nat*~]

Hey monkey man ! http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/bigwink.gif

Wishing you the best of belated B-Day wishes, Brad !!

Cheers! ;D


http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1117/bdaymonkeys7ts.jpg

[big ed]

Uh Becky,

A belated B'day wish for 1982 !!

[bigbuck]

Thanks Nat! ........oh and thanks again Ed! ;D ;D I'll be 40 before you're finished! ;)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Nat! ........oh and thanks again Ed! ;D ;D I'll be 40 before you're finished! ;)" }-

Try 50!!!!!!

[Infinity]

Happy Birthday BigBuck, sorry for the late wishes but make it a special one anyway.

Thanx for the avatar!!!!


:D

Andy

[bigbuck]

Cheers Andy! Thanks very much!

[slammer_JvA]

~ A U C H ! ~

The monkey had his birthday and you all know what happened to the birthday present I sent him - the truckload of Grolsch that splashed all over the road, caused by a driver that couldn't get his hands of the cargo....;D ~hips~

Sorry Buckster; for now you have to do with 4 games (http://www.grolsch.nl/DesktopDefault.aspx?tabindex=4&tabid=29)in stead...

Hope you had a good one!

Belated best wishes ---> onward to XXXX (and I don't mean the beer) ;) ;D

G'day mate

slammer8)

[bigbuck]

Thanks Slam! ;D
Cheers.

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Slam! ;D
Cheers." }-

Geez big Shmuck,

I reeeeeealy didn't want to make another post here but wasn't that reeeealy nice of ole slammer!!

Sobbing, big ed

[bigbuck]

Geez thanks Ed! Just keep bumping it and it'll still be going next July! ;)

[Primrose]

If you run out of shoe polish and want to polish your shoes, no matter what colour they are rub them with the inside of a banana skin. They will get a brilliant shine. (tip from BigEd's Bunker) ;D



Bananas contain a high level of potassium, a key ingredient in fertilizer. Some gardeners bury banana peels around their rose bushes to keep them healthy.


104 THINGS TO DO WITH A BANANA
http://www.dmgi.com/bananas.htm

[Marja]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUCK!


DIDN'T I ALREADY DO THIShttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/confused.gif

MARJAhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/cool.gifhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif


HOW OLD ARE YA TODAY?

[Detox]

Oh Marja pul-eeeze quit trying to "make good" with BigDuck. BigDuck's birthday was almost a week ago - for goodness sake :o

[Marja]

THEN WHY IS EVERYONE STILL CONGRATULATING HIM!!

ARE YOU HOLDING ROCKS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Geez thanks Ed! Just keep bumping it and it'll still be going next July! ;)" }-

How about a years worth... ;D You party animal :P


A Year in the Life of a Czech Plush Monkey.

http://www.theguys.org/Monkey/Months/January/Week1.htm

[big ed]

Dad burn it Prim,

As CO of the Hoorah Brigade Intel, while it is expected that you oversee all investigations, where in he.. do banana skins fit into our Battle Plans. Send a couple of your top people over to the Officer's Club. We lost the receipe for the margaritas again!!

This Org. is starting to fall apart.......but what the heck....Hoorahs all around.......a couple of medals....and a little libation if we find the receipe !!

Carry on, Supreme Potentate bid ed 8)

[big ed]

Geez I almost fogot to ask Becky if he had a Happy B'day. What kind of a day was it? Did you get cake and icecream? Were you able to sneak out later and get down to the Local w/your mates? Did you get yelled at by wifey when you stumbled back? Did ya...huh...did ya??


-{ Quote: "
ARE YOU HOLDING ROCKS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!!" }-

I'm taken aback Maj Marg!!!! How could you even suggest such nasty underhanded diabolical deed. Besides I only thew them when I was sure he wasn't looking!!! :P :P

Deny, deny, deny....Bid ed

[Primrose]

Make sure first he is not half crocked. ;D Someone has to pay the bar billy BONG.
http://www.drbongs.com/product_descriptions/bongs/plastic/8inch_2_way_billy.htm

The smoking lamp is lit :D

[Marja]

THE TROOPETTES USED ALL THE BANANAS SHINING THEIR SHOES, NOW WE CAN'T HAVE ANY (MORE)FROZEN BANANA DAQUIRIS FOR TEA..............


WHEN'S THE BANANA BOAT DUE AGAINhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/confused.gif




(I KNOW I TOLD THEM NOT TO USE THE WHOLE BANANA, BUT THAT'S WHY THEIR TROOPETTES!!)

A VERY THIRSTY MAJ MARJA........(HIC!)

[Primrose]

Keep your powder dry..Buck's out making deposits. ;D


- Absorbs excess sweat and reduces frictional skin irritation.

- Ideal for butt busting activities such as motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, and other extreme sports...

also for those occasions when you sit on your butt all day!

http://www.monkeygoods.com/product_info.php/products_id/363

[big ed]

How sweet it is!! You done good Prim. Lets just see what ole Sweet Cheeks Bucky Boy can do w/that one!! He is like Playdoh in our hands w/o his protector and mentor BS of the lower order. Tasmania will be ours once we overcome those little devils.

Sit back an lite up a butt butt not in the cactus like last time!! :o

Sometimes it seems like an Army of one, SMSgt. Gen Large ed

[Icewind]

Oh, rats! Am I too late?

Happy Birthday Brad! GO THE AUSSIES! ;D
Hope u had a gr8 day, and all the best mate!

http://www.brobo.com.au/usa/images/flags/Australian_Flag.jpg

David.

[big ed]

Yeah!! I must have missed it too!! Happy B'day Bucky Boy!!

[bigbuck]

Thanks again boys! ;)

[beetlejuice]

Ok. Who is this imposter posting under bigducks name? The real BD would have filled this page with quips and quotes. I really think the Hoorah Brigade should look into this. Somethings seems a little bit ducky around here. :o http://www.gombergkites.com/LM-DUCK.JPG

[bigbuck]

You mean this bloke Beej?
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=70032&highlight=bigduck

[Primrose]

Happy Buckday ;D Save me some duck :P

http://www.coxheathdavies.btinternet.co.uk/littleduck/monkey/monkey.html

[Primrose]

what do you get if you cross a monkey with a computer? a "60 minutes" news anchor (a hairy reasoner).

What do you get when you cross a monkey with a hippo?

(Monkey Hippo) Sin(Theda)


Two Monkeys and BigBuck are ushered through the pearly gates. The place is filled with ducks sitting everywhere. St. Peter greets the newest arrivals; "Welcome to Wilders, your home for eternity. Whatever you do, don't step on a duck." So the three stand as still as they can, until one shuffles his feet and accidentally steps on a duck. Instantly, heaven resounds with the loud quacking of the multitude of waterfowl. As they settle down, St. Peter comes up to the offending Monkey and admonishes him. As punishment, he ties the Monkey to a short rope attached to the ugliest, most foul looking woman you ever saw, for eternity. The other two, seeing this punishment, resolve to stand ever more still. Eventually, one of the two moves ever so slightly, bumping a duck and causing the multitudes to begin quacking once again. Again, St. Peter runs up to the Monkey and attaches him to a short rope with the most hideous of women, for the rest of eternity. Seeing this, BigBuck resolves to stand perfectly still. After a long while of remaining motionless, St. Peter runs up to BigBuck and attaches a short rope to him with a voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman attached to the other end, for eternity. Dumbfounded, he says to the woman, "I've no idea what I have done to deserve such a reward." The woman, looking dejected, responds, "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck."

[big ed]

Aaaah!!! A rose is a rose is a Primrose!!!

The 'Thorny One' has struck again!!!! Another gem for the vault!!

[big ed]

Hey B'ducky,

I was driving my car today when I hit a big BUMP in the road!

By the way.....when is your B'day??

Your Pal, bug ed

[Primrose]

It was over before the hangover..but still feels like a BananaBUMPdriver. ;D

[Primrose]

I found the problem..you need a tune up :o

[big ed]

[

Aah yes....I could have used a bunch of those!! I'll have to remember to use my Torque Wenches to tighten the nuts.

Uh...Prim....either everyone is AWOL or they are still at last weeks Pizza and Margarita bash. Check all the latrines and the Brig for the miscreants. The last three Battles had to be rescheduled to Sep 9, 12, and 16th...weather permitting!! Oh...and pick up a pkg. of Arsnic..[EDIT] ...Earl Grey tea bags and a box of Walnettoes to send to Maj Marg for her unstinting loyalty up to the moment she fled the Corps.

I'm going to put off worrying about today till tomorrow....by then it will be yesterday!!

Play on, Obi Two Kanoodle

PS....Oh yeah....Happy B'day Whatisname!!!

[bigbuck]

Thanks again boys!
BTW Ed, what does a torque wench look like???
This is what I envisage....... ;D

[big ed]

Yo Buckster,

It always works for me. I suggested something similar like this for Chise a while back and he hasn't been heard from since. I'm not sure if you need SAE or Monique Wenches but the above example is sure to fix anyones clock!!

Marking time, edster

[big ed]

Holy canoli Buckie,

Almost a Mo. into your 40th year and it almost went unnoticed ....but here I am to save the day!!

Uh....you'll have to start trimming those nose and ear hairs a bit more often an remember to put your teeth in before eating corn on the cob!!

Mwuaaaahahahaha, big ed

[bigbuck]

Mate, I could 'plait' them! ;) ;)

[big ed]

I think that I shall never see
A bucky swinging in a tree
A tree w/nanners all askew
Will bucky end up in a zoo

I don't know where this is agoin
But creative juices is aflowin
If bucky makes it off the treeeee
He'll get a couple B'day whacks from meeee

[big ed]

Hola Becky,

I was just cruising around and found this thread in the dregs. I can't remember if I posted here or not so I want to be sure I wished you a marvelous B'day! I was just humming a tune from 'Cinderella' and realised it was the perfect song for you. It went, 'Buckerelli, Buckerelli, how we love our Buckerelli......(sung by the little mousies)

Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered in Baltimore, big ed

[bigbuck]

LOL Ed! Only 10.8 mths till the next one! ;D ;D

[~*Nat*~]

I hope you don't mind my being confused (as usual, of course ) ~

But I can't remember either if I congratulated already
or not.
All I know is Mr. ape's day is in the month of CANCER !!

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8648/bow9rf.gif

Happy Birthday, bb !!! http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/eat_drink/beer3.gif


I hope you like the pretty bow !!

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/blush-anim-cl.gif http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/mushy.gif

[bigbuck]

Thanks Nat, you probably did! It was back on July 16....
Ed's just enjoying making my 40th year miser..er.. memorable! ;D ;D

[~*Nat*~]

Oki...I admit I know that I already congratulated you ;D

Nat never forgets a Cancer man's b-day. ;)

Just enjoying joining Ed's luving way - (*cough*) of
making it memorable and special for You ~ Forever !! :D

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/7387/wink7im.gif

;D ;D

[big ed]

Hi Natalina,

I tried to keep my true feelings for Beckie the Backstabber hidden but you found me out! What a magilla!!

Lounging in Leominster, l'il ed

Ps....uh buckster....it's ok to put out the candles now!!

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: "

Ps....uh buckster....it's ok to put out the candles now!!" }-

Awwww rats Buckyboy,

I really didn't want to bump this thread but you musta been usin them there tricky candles. They is all alit agin!!

Sorry in Selma, sid ed

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "They is all alit agin!!" }-You having another Birthday there BB, with this rate you'll hit 90 by Monday :o ;D 8) :lurking:

;D ;D ;D

[bigbuck]

Yeah! Thanks again lads! ;D ;D

Lachrymose in my (very) Late 30's,
Buck.

[bigbuck]

PS. Why don't you go pick on BigDuck for a while! ;) ;)

[big ed]

Yo big pluck,

As a former goodest buddy....your wish is my command!! Done!!

Posting in Potsdam, piddley ed

[Primrose]

Trying to Hedge your bet again.. or just trim around the edges ? ;D

[big ed]

Always have been an avid reader of the 'Classics'!! Check #37

Goosed in Goosebay, Giddy ed

[Primrose]

Right on big Ed..next time we order a capped-n-chino at Buckies Party you tip the waitress. ;D

[big ed]

Ok primcess,

Make sure you aren't standing ahind the waitress cause I saw Big Beanman slip her a couple of cans of his most odiferous samples.

Gassed in Glasgow, Glib ed

[Primrose]

BUMP..for a double back jump..less a half gainer. ;D

[abhi_mittal]

Happy Birthday! Have a great day!
Keep Wilders ROCKING....

[Beefcarver]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Dont forget to brush after Eating all that cake lol.

[bigbuck]

Thanks Guys! ;D ....umm....it was a month and a half ago ;D ;) ;D

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Guys! ;D ....umm....it was a month and a half ago ;D ;) ;D" }-


True..True...but there is still some Birthday cake DNA on your tooth brush and if I am not mistaken a hint of baked beans :P ;D

But I will let you know for sure tomorrow..if I am still around.

Just hope you don't drink coffee or eat chocolate. :o ;D



Death by Caffeine
How much of your favorite caffeinated drink would it take to kill you? Take this quick test and find out:
http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

also check out the death by chocolate section




Death by Penguin Mints
Now that you know how much of your favorite caffeinated beverage it would take to put you down, check out how many of your favorite mints, chocolate bars, and/or other caffeinated goodies it would take:

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-penguin-mints/

[~*Nat*~]

~trip - bang - BUMP - crackle - *OUCH* darnit* !
Thank god the bottles...





;D uhm...ehm...here bb !! http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/sweatdrop.gif

Forgot to give you your b-day present
one month and a half ago !!
An inflatable beer cooler !! Isn't that cooool !!! :D

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5807/inflatablebeerbin4zd.jpg

Hope you'll enjoy !! ;D

[big ed]

Uh Natooski,

Big Buckster already has an inflatable thingy!

Inflation is inevitable, Iggy Ed

[~*Nat*~]

That's a weird looking birthday~balloon, eddy ! http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7636/scratchhead8at.gif

[big ed]

Aaah Natootie,

To you, me, and the rest of the civilized world it most definately is very odd. To the Buckster...or his alter ego..Baked Bean Man....it is his life support!!

Messing around in Melbourne, Mr. Ed (snort)

[~*Nat*~]

Well then Mr. Ed...this confirms yet again:

One shall not 'judge a book by its cover' ! http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8310/belehrlehrer9gc.gif




~seeing the light in Lightsburg~, Natootie

[ritalaxman]

Very many Happy Returns and many more to come. Have a great day.

Rita

[bigbuck]

Thanks Rita!

[Trekk]

Happy Birthday!



Trekk

[Nanny Nat]

Happy Birthday !



batty Nat :)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Rita!" }-

Oh yeah! Really nice of you Bluckie.

How come when I send you a post in this thread I get nothing but brickbats, empty baked bean cans, and odiferous clouds (output of beans) , thrown at me. You better be nicer to me or I'll put a plug where the Sun don't shine!!

Battered in Birmingham, big sniff

[Primrose]

I think we have to fill out the right form first..got Crayons I can borrow ? :P


What Rejected Crayon Are You?

http://blogthings.com/rejectedcrayonquiz/

[big ed]

Not exactly what I was expecting but I can live with it!!

Pinned in Patagonia, pig ed

[Primrose]

That will work i think.. ;D



I have been busy picking up beer and bean cans around Buckie's road to save enough money for his Airfare to the Zhengzhou Zoo for his birthday Surprise next year. The lovely Miss Feili is waiting for him with open arms. 8)

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16382690-13762,00.html

[big ed]

Pish tush Primola,

I was lining up this babe...and for only 30 Duckels!!

Pandering in the Panhandle, Pithy ed

[Peaches4U]

Happy Birthday - how many days ago was it? :D

[bigbuck]

Thanks!.....only about 44! ;D ;D

[~*Nat*~]

Oh PEACHEEES ! You forgot bb's b-day present !!

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6448/puppygift8vj.gif


A dog (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=61177&page=31&pp=25) ...he's quite fond of "them" :D



Btw. Happy Birthday bigbuck !! :)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Thanks!.....only about 44! ;D ;D" }-

Boy....time really flies.....so now you're 44!!

I musta took a nap!! Happy B'day Pookie!!

Snoozing in Sorbourne, big sig

[big ed]

Hey Natty,

I appreciate the support in your sig. by allerting the Forum of my situation.

"Every minute a helpless creature is being tortured/abused."

Limping in Long Beach, Limpy ed

[Primrose]

Reach out with your peelings Young Buck Rogers and next year you can be old enough to join the Spaced out Cadets. 8)


http://home.earthlink.net/~joesarno/tvcomics/buck.htm

http://www.toyraygun.com/spaceoperarayguns.html

:lurking:

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: " I appreciate the support in your sig. by allerting the Forum of my situation. " }-

You're most welcome, dear eddy !!
If ya want, I can make the fonts huuuge !!!
You know,... for better attention...http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/7849/wink6ig.gif


Well...you have my support, lil ed ! http://bestsmileys.com/comfort/1.gif

Yeah baby, not for long you
will be limpin'
Soon, you and your pal, Baked Bean Man
again will be pimpin' !!
All sorrow and pain will be gone,
drink lots of beer, and
gnaw on a chicken bone!
Always remember, that sigs,
they do rule !
They tell everyone, not to be cruel !!! :-*

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/bigwink.gif

[bigbuck]

Speaking of sigs.......dosen't.... ;)

[big ed]

Just testing Bookie!! I woodent bee a gud Englesh Teecher If I dident doo Mid-Terms!! Besides.....I'm in pain!!

Aching in Austin, Arrrggghhhh ed

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: "Oh PEACHEEES ! You forgot bb's b-day present !!

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6448/puppygift8vj.gif


A dog (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=61177&page=31&pp=25) ...he's quite fond of "them" :D



Btw. Happy Birthday bigbuck !! :)


" }-

Doncha remember? I have been absent from the forums for months and still not here as much as I would like to. Sorry BB I missed your day. :'(

[big ed]

Thats ok Peachy,

I made sure that this thread would be here just for you and no other reason regardless of what Big Becky says!!

May I be struck down on this spot if I'm a lyin!

Dodging the lightnin in Dodge City, Dead Ed

Ps.... Many happy returns of the day, Big Bluckie

[~*Nat*~]

I must agree with Dead Ed, Peaches.

Nothing to worry about as I predict this happy b-day thread will continue for all the "late commers" all year long !!

You see...I think we all want to be sure that each and all of the many members here, have paid bb the respect he so desires deserves. :):):)



BTW: Here Eddy....you can give him this cute b-day cake...you are his/her bestest pal...right !!? ;)

http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/7583/beckyb8qp.jpg

[~*Nat*~]

No wait !! Here's a better one for our
Buckarino !!! :)
How do you like this one ??!! :P

http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/2573/sammysingingcakefull0zg.jpg

Happy Birthday BB ! :-* 8) :P ;D

[bigbuck]

Many thanks Nat! ;D

~Oh... when will it end?~
Isn't there a 'dog' thread that needs bumping!

[~*Nat*~]

You're sooo very much welcome !! ;D

And YES !! It probably would be a good idea to bump
up that thread again and pay special attention to doggie. (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=61177)

After all...isn't it just about all we can do here in 10-F...is bump threads ?? http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/2315/dontknow4yg.gif

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Many thanks Nat! ;D

~Oh... when will it end?~
Isn't there a 'dog' thread that needs bumping!" }-

You are absolutely right Buckerinski!!! My post on the previous page is the last one I'm sending!!

Muahahahahahaha..ing in Madagascar, Mid to late ed

Ps....Naterelski...you done gud!!!!

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "

Ps....Naterelski...you done gud!!!!" }-

:-[ My....Really ?? You think ?!

Wow - thanx....for whatever reason !! ;D



Thankful in Transylvania, batty natty Nat 8)

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "
~Oh... when will it end?~
Isn't there a 'dog' thread that needs bumping!" }-

Hm, nah.... think I'll donate this one another
40 ;)
~BUMPS~
instead.


;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "



Thankful in Transylvania, batty natty Nat 8)
[/color][/size][/b]" }-


Mebbe whilst you're there you can pick me up a new TV. My 4" Philco is on the fritz.

Holding a Test Pattern in Peking, Peg Lit Ed

[slammer_JvA]

~BUMP~

[big ed]

Yo Slammer,

I hate to have to tell you this but 'BUMPING' in this thread will no longer be tolerated!!! "BUMPING' just for the sake of a 'BUMP' is a wastful use of 'BUMPING' resources. Wait a minute....word just received over the Ticker Tape...all restrictions on 'BUMPING' in are on hold till further notice. I guess the only way to keep everyone updated on whether one can 'BUMP' or not "BUMP' is to inform by 'BUMPING'....and frankly Scarlet, I don't give a "BUMP'

Blistered in Bratislava, big 'BUMP'

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "Mebbe whilst you're there you can pick me up a new TV. My 4" Philco is on the fritz." }-

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4393/rockyhorrorpictureshowposter09.jpg

No problem, eddy !

It's Just A Jump To The Left !!

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7987/jump4vg.jpg


(still) jumping and dancing in Transylvania, batty Nat

[Primrose]

I trhink Nat has been under a little strain lately.. comes from cooking for that bunch at the lawrence welk reunions. :-*

[~*Nat*~]

You have no idea.....*sigh*
I just can't help myself.

And while I'm straining thinking what to cook next,
I baked our Birthday Child a nice rubber-duckie cake ! :)

~ENJOY~ bb !!!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9395/rubberduckycake5ck.jpg

Hmmm...it's almost too cute to eat. :-\ :-*

coochie coochie coo .... ;D

[big ed]

Uh Nootie,

Methinks the two prints w/the 'L's' in them are mine!!!


Do..si..doing in Disneyland, Dipsy ed

[~*Nat*~]

Hmm...seems like poor eddy is delirious ! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/THINK.GIF



Have you been watching Frankenfurter again non-stop !!!

It's not enough that in theater's, the whole audience is
simultanious speaking the speeches. ::)

[big ed]

Well, after googling Frankentranny I think I'll stay away from that one!! Now if you would like to discuss Franks-n-Beanies we can summons the indomitabe purveyer of mirth and mischief, 'Baked Bean Man'. He knows quite little about not much of anything, but as you may have noticed, it hasn't stopped him yet.

Getting ready to change my nylons, L'il Edwina

Ps....It's been a few posts since anyone has wished B..B..Beckie a Happy B'day so I will take this opportunity to wish him a Happy B'day. Happy B'day Bluckie!!

[Primrose]

;D


zippy
http://www.cataumet.net/carolyn4/ginny5.htm

[~*Nat*~]

If you're lucky Primrose, he'll use this one as his
new AVATAR ! ;) :D

_____________

Btw. Happy Birthday bb !!! :)

[Primrose]

Like all those pages at Carolyn's Hot site.. :-*

http://www.cataumet.net/carolyn/index.htm

Buckie can't always have all the bananas ;D

[big ed]

Anybody remember the game...'Buck..BucK, how many fingers up'? Or when choosing a team....One banana, two bananas, three bananas four...five bananas, six bananas, seven bananas more. When Buckie was around there were never enough nanners left so the teams got a little lopsided!!

Well I have a load of something that I'm shipping to the Buckster!

Crating the goods on Muana Loa, ed ho

[~*Nat*~]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/laughing/laughing1.gif

[Primrose]

I am still trying to handle this stuff..without fingering the banana guy.

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius

http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/GasPasser.htm



Bud Light's Fresh Frank Monkey (510k)
Frank asks how you feel about back hair...

http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/BudLightChimp.htm

Smooth moves are never that silent.

[big ed]

Bdddddddrrrraaaattttt!

Oh oh!! Sounds like 'Baked Bean Man' is near!! Run for your lives!!!!

Holding my Breath in Bathesda, Gasping ed

Ps....have another piece of B'day cake, Blig Bluck!

[slammer_JvA]

.











Sneaky ~BUMP~


:-\ ;D

[Primrose]

BUMP in da TRUNK ;D

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/


A woman gets on a bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument
with the driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "Whats the matter Love ?"

" Its that bloody driver, Ive never been so insulted in all my life" she replies.

"Okay" says the man, " You go down there and sort him out and I’ll look after the monkey".

[big ed]

Hey Primeooski,

You didn't finish the story! What happened after Buckie's Mom took out the Bus Driver?

Wondering in Wyoming, Wig ed

[Primrose]

They dated for a few months..then when she took him out the last time she realized he had too much back hair and not enough hair spray for the both of them. ;D

[big ed]

That one is a keeper if I ever saw one!!!!

Making room on the North wall, Giggling Ed

[Primrose]

Yup..but about 180 days later.. there was another birthday.. ;D It seems the Process Guard could not stop the Buss Driver during a youbesouglydude.dll injection. :-*

Wilders has offered another keeper to babysit. *puppy*

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: " It seems the Process Guard could not stop the Buss Driver during a youbesouglydude.dll injection. " }- ;D ;D ;)

[Primrose]

Pheew..eating them fleas gives you real bad breath and makes you snore like an Alberta Clipper . ;D Wake up Buckie..party time. ;)

[~*Nat*~]

Shhh Primrose http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/peeping.gif

You're scaring him. After the necessary flea-wash,
he shrunk, and seems rather shy lately...:-\


http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2784/momsfingermarmoset4ch.jpg

[Blackspear]

ANOTHER Birthday BigBuck!!! Damn, you are getting old 8) ;D :lurking:

;D ;D ;D

[big ed]

Hey Buckee Babee,

Here's a couple blasts from the mongo air horns to remind everybody that they missed your B'day! Why did anybody miss your B'day? Your B'day only happens a couple of times a year so no one should be missing your B'day. I could understand it if your B'day only occurred once a year but your B'day is an ongoing B'day celebration! Winston Churchill was often quoted during the darkest days of WW ll repeatedly wishing Big Buck(ingham) a Happy B'day.

Wishing in Washington, Wig ed (your bestest mate)

Ps....Happy B'day

Pps....I hear that the laundry and empties have been piling up at Smears digs so you better hustle your buns over there and tidy up

[Primrose]

Oooooooooh I can't eat another Byte Big Buns :P ..two more mustard dogs like that last one you'll be a Silver Backed Buck before Birthday Bash Bump without that cream rinse.

;D

[big ed]

Uh oh Primester,

Methinks you went a little too far and scared little Bookie so as to make his hair stand on end! Maybe we should let him off the hook and end this thread with a little class. But then again one has only to review post #37, pick onself off the floor, wipe up the spillins, change the linen, and hammer him one more time (again).

Guffawing in Greenwich, 2.5 Gig ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "This message has been deleted by big ed. Reason: goof " }-


"...they'll just take us back to the feed-farm..see"

http://www.geocities.com/aaronbcaldwell/Oneflew.html

:P

[Devinco]

Happy Banana Day.........errr.....Birthday BigBuck!!!!! ;D

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Happy Banana Day.........errr.....Birthday BigBuck!!!!! ;D" }-


Sorry Operator..can't hear you..I have a banana in my ER :P ;D

[big ed]

Just had to straighten this page a bit. It was upside down so I had to turn it around!!

Gotta run.......I think I smell 'Baked Bean Man' approaching!!

Gasping in Grenada, 20 gig ed

Happy B'day to one and all!!

[big ed]

Hi,

Congratulations Blacksmerg on your 8888th po....oops...wrong thread!! It looks like I stumbled into Smerg's Minion's thread!! Now how could that have happened?

Well...I'm not one to waste a perfectly good post....Happy B'day Blig Bluck!!

Tongue tied in Thithily, Thilly ed

[Peaches4U]

Hey bigbuck - such a sweet baby still celebrating ... good on ya ;D Such a sweet angel. Oooooh, did I really say that!! ;)

[big ed]

Awww Sweetcheeks,

Wasn,t that a heart rendering wish for you to have (had) a Happy B'day! It brought a tear to me eye!! I'm all a'blubber!

Sobbing in Sobrenka, Sigh ed

[Peaches4U]

Ah, baby are you feeling left out -- no worries mate, here's a little somethin' for you. ;D

[big ed]

Yoiks...I'm doomed!!

I hope thats the kind of lipstick that comes out in the wash .... I'm in enough trouble w/Wifey as it is!!

Scrubbing in Swaziland, Sneaky ed

Ps...Happy B'day to Whatzizface!!

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Yoiks...I'm doomed!!

I hope thats the kind of lipstick that comes out in the wash .... I'm in enough trouble w/Wifey as it is!!

Scrubbing in Swaziland, Sneaky ed

Ps...Happy B'day to Whatzizface!!" }-What! Did she find this Ed? ;)

http://www.raytechcatalog.com/images/products/sh11b_s.jpg

[big ed]

Mwuahahahahahahaha!! Dadgum it Buckster....now I gotta change me diaper!!

When you are bad...you are very bad!!!...but when you are good....you are 'Stupendous Man'

Ouch!! Stuck meself w/the safety pin, Tearful ed

Ps...Please..oh please don't let Primmy see this one!!!

[Primrose]

That's one of them Surplus Nitrous Oxide bump pumps..I knew a dentist who swore by them and did not even charge his female patients extra for the hickey. :P

[big ed]

Hey El Primo,

What the hell is going on. This ain't 'Can You Top This'!! Now I spilt me coffee, wet me pants, and fell off me chair!! Knock it off...you...you... guys!!

Discombobulated in Decatur, Damp ed

Ps...Happy B..B..B'day Beckie

[Primrose]

When it be your birthday then..Buckie and I will throw you a potty too. Between Nu Yaak and OZ there must be enough beans to go around to fuel da plane. :P

[big ed]

Waal Primrose of Tralee,

As I know that you are a pretty fart smeller...[edit]... smart feller....since I refuse to fly anymore (in a plane that is) methinks I'll pass up the invite an so I'll just mosy on down to Soo City to see my Sister Sue an my Brudder Sy. Seeing as Sy and Sue sell shoes and sandals should I see if they might sell you some?

Sighing in Seward, Sid ed

[big ed]

I was driving down the road minding my own business when all of a sudden.....

Checking my body parts in Chicamonga, Careening ed

[bigbuck]

............

[big ed]

Aaaah...now thats really soothing!! It compliments the toothpaste you gave me a couple of threads ago! What would I do w/o you?......(I can think of 536 things to do to you!!)

Conspiring in Casper, Cool as a cucumber ed

Ps....Primmy....help!!!

PPs...Oh..just to keep this on topic....Happy B'day Beaner

[Primrose]

Burma Bump


The monkey took
One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
Burma-Shave

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma4.htm

Quack in Bob..Bump and Grind..Use your Burma-Shave..All the Time.

[Primrose]

Birthday Party Tea Time with Beans on Toast. :P

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16758734-13762,00.html

One lump or Two Buckie ?

[big ed]

Great find Primmy,

A fitting bash for the B'day boy!

Don't forget to wash your hands before, during and after the big celebration!!

Meanwhile I'll be standing by w/a mallet just in case Beckie requires extra lumps!

Emulating John Henry in Reading, Pile Driver ed

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "Great find Primmy,

A fitting bash for the B'day boy!
...
Meanwhile I'll be standing by w/a mallet just in case Beckie requires extra lumps!

" }-

Surely this has to be a typo: what you meant was '...extra Bumps!', right?
;D ;)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Surely this has to be a typo: what you meant was '...extra Bumps!', right?
;D ;)" }-


Aaaah Slammer me lad,

Bumps...lumps...where does it end!!!!

While I don't always say what I mean or mean what I say....it's pretty clear that applying a mallet to Bluckies noggin will result in Bumpy lumps or vicy versa. Merriam Webster and I went to different schools together, and even though we dated briefly, she informed me that I was semi-correct.

Dictionating in Dresden, Dicky ed

Ps....You could even say that Buckbean got 'slammed'!!

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "
Ps....You could even say that Buckbean got 'slammed'!!" }-

;D ;D ;D
Heh heh!
You're welcome, anytime 8)


(Wonder what is keeping the Buckster...the longer it takes for any sign of response, the more I start to worry....he's not baking beans again, is he?:o
GIMME SHELTER PLEASE!!!

;)

P.S. Oh, and by the way:............. ~B U M P~

[big ed]

Slamma jamma....rickity rack....bumpity rumpity....snickity snack!!!

Big Becky's B'day bash is back on track!!

Poltergiesting in Prince Edward Isl., I'm so pretty ed

[~Nat~]

-{ Quote: "Slamma jamma....rickity rack....bumpity rumpity....snickity snack!!!" }-

The more you Snack,
the bigger the ~BUMP~,
when the Monkey Man comes running
and breaks your Back !

Oh! Look at your poor Rump ! :o
And the bigger the Lump,
the best it feels
when he finally shows off
his high sexy heels !! :D

(Where's that cute pic of him ?!!)

http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Animals/Primates_and_Monkeys/Gorilla_power.gif









http://bestsmileys.com/lol/22.gif <---'Baked Bean Man'

[Primrose]

Shake..shake...shake..those monkey beans ;D

http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/monkeywire/2001-November/000151.html

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Shake..shake...shake..those monkey beans ;D

http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/monkeywire/2001-November/000151.html" }-

Foresooth me lads and ladettes,

To bean or not to bean.....that is the question! When Romeo fell off the balcony whilst trying to fleece Juliet's flounce he was firmly fingered as the fine filly's fiancee. Finally, Figaro (from The Barber in DeVille) frantically fried fresh fish to compliment the fritters for the feast. Finiculi and Finicula, Figaro's fiesty sisters, foisted freshly frozen fowl fingers frequently found finely filleted upon fifty or fiftyfive friends.

Baked Bean Man's Ompah band was on hand for the festivities. No instruments ....just lots of Oompahs!

Whirling in Dirvishville, Tasmaniac ed

[Primrose]

Looking for a Brithday Mate.. ;D

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3432521a4560,00.html

[bigbuck]

Now that makes me feel really good Prim! ;D

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Now that makes me feel really good Prim! ;D" }-

No more smoking butts for that gal ;D A few smooth moves on the dance floor under a candle lite Brithday Bash..she just might make your day.
You have to open the right Doors.. ;)


http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/doors,-the/42652.html


:-*

[big ed]

Well Primnose,

I doubt that the B'day Boy needs to panic. As he usually has at least 6 or 15 pints before getting enough courage to venture onto the dance floor all he has to do is relax and let nature douse the blaze.

Extinguishing in Crotch City, Specimen ed

[Primrose]

Big Buck's Saturday Birthday Reunion

8)


Songs and Dance
http://www.younghouse.com/littleredmonkey.htm

Visits and Facts ( find the Secret Link !)
http://www.elephantfacts.co.uk/index.htm

Hide and Seek to find Cochise ( Big Ed and the Bobbleheads )
http://www.nerdherd.com/cw/ivon/pamstorybook.htm

[big ed]

Oh well there's Becky on my left and there's Maj Marg on my right

And Wifey is the girl that I'll be with tonite

And when she asks me which one I love the best

I tear open my shirt I got Eddie on my chest

cause I'm the wanderer...yeah the wanderer

I roam around...around

Lost in the fog in Fayetteville, Go figure ed

[Primrose]

Vodka Martinis served on the Veranda at 7..I'll bring the onions..dress is casual. :)


Onion-addicted Monkeys on Strike
24 March 2005



Monkeys at a village zoo in Omsk, Russia, are on a hunger strike after their keepers failed to satisfy their addiction to onions.

The little beasts are sitting in their monkey house, sulking, and refusing to eat the bananas, kiwi fruit and papayas prepared for them.

Three Hamadryad monkeys are the hardline strike leaders. The other monkeys, afraid to be singled out as scabs, follow their lead. Zoo keepers started giving onions to the monkeys in the middle of winter to try to stop them coming down with colds and flu, and now the animals are hooked.

[big ed]

Yumpin yimminy Primmy,

Cripes....first it was 'Baked Bean Man' attacking from the rear and now he's added more fumes to his arsenal so you can't sneak up on him from the front! So thats why the 'Hoorah Brigade is history!!!!

Nowhere to hide in Hiltonhead, Gasping ed

[Primrose]

He is out earning peanuts for his next birthday gala.

Painting Is Monkey Business
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/btn/stories/s1397826.htm

[bigbuck]

To quote the famous Australian Art Critic, Blackspear.....
-{ Quote: "looks like a squashed blowfly on a bat riding a stingray" }-
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=57592&page=2&highlight=blowfly

[big ed]

Nice try B'day Boy!!!

I try to avoid that thread when at all possible. There's not enough coffee, paper towels, or cups available for replentishment.

Using my inflater in the Windy City, Smilin ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "To quote the famous Australian Art Critic, Blackspear.....

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=57592&page=2&highlight=blowfly" }-


This should not discourage you. We know you studied under the Great Masters..;D
http://www.himonkey.net/adventures/chicago/aic/picasso/index.html

And you discovered the Great Pumpkin Patch before Snoppy even had his first birthday. :lurking:
http://www.himonkey.net/holiday/halloween/index.html

Carving Pumpkins runs in your Family since time began..;)
http://www.new-mind.com/Library/monkeypumpkin.htm

http://www.himonkey.net/index2.html

There are no free rides without Big Bucks..;)
http://www.whirlin.com/monkmay.html

And Blackspear is still in Therapy after his 9000th session..:P
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16865944-13762,00.html

It's a cruel world out there..but somebody has to do it..;D

Happy B'day :-*

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "So thats why the 'Hoorah Brigade is history!!!!

Nowhere to hide in Hiltonhead, Gasping ed" }-

Jury Dooty is just a temporary set back..;D The JAG is currently viewing the tapes on burnt bisket vs. Hockey Puck..so should get a call soon to turn in your mileage expense and per diem. ;D

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Uh Natooski,

Big Buckster already has an inflatable thingy!

Inflation is inevitable, Iggy Ed" }-


Woah!....Bondage......Yip-da-hooody....WELCOME HOME.....

As Big Bed would say...."We're Damp in Damascus"...


Cochise,8)

[Primrose]

When on the vine
Or in the lake,
Keep your eyes
Upon the snake.

Burma (close) Shave.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16882207-13762,00.html

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16832193-13762,00.html

:o

[~*Nat*~]

When he dine
Or eats a cake,
leave him alone,
the snake monkey.

:o :o

http://www.hat.net/album/asia/india/02_jungles_and_wildlife/monkeys_of_hanuman/041221152844_monkey_eating_cake_like_object_in_bundi.jpg


By the way...Happy B-day, bb !!!:)

[big ed]

Yoiks,

Beckies B'day or Halloweenie! Two very scary events!!

Cowering in Casper, Scairdy ed

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Yumpin yimminy Primmy,

Cripes....first it was 'Baked Bean Man' attacking from the rear and now he's added more fumes to his arsenal so you can't sneak up on him from the front! So thats why the 'Hoorah Brigade is history!!!!

Nowhere to hide in Hiltonhead, Gasping ed" }-

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4589/animation13vs.gif

[~*Nat*~]

Everyone do what Homeland Security have taught us !!
All of you grab your Gasmasks - quick !!!

Oh my goodness.....I hope this won't be THE END of the Wilder's Forest !! :o :o :'( :'( :'(

[beetlejuice]

Man just wait until the EPA hears-ah-smells this! :o

[Marja]

What a great Birthday present, Buck! The 'Chise is back just in time to help celebrate your.......um.........one of your birthdays!! YEA!

When are we gonna change the cake, it's got green stuff all over it?!?

[Marja]

OH! Those are Limas....sorry, thought it was cake....

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "OH! Those are Limas....sorry, thought it was cake...." }-

Uh Marjorette,

You might be mistaken. The cake was decorated in Lima Peru and as it was left in a field full of llamas (not Limas) unattended .....well...who knows!! The icing looks iffy!!

Antsy in the Andes, Aunt ed

[Marja]

MY MISTAKE, GENERALIZZIMO!

LLAMAS YA SAY?

ARE THEY LIKE HORSES?

MOLDERING IN THE MOUNTAINS
MAJ MARJA8)

[Primrose]

We are talking big bucks here..

http://liquidmedication.com/pages/cash.html

and private party rooms for all the members.:-\

http://liquidmedication.com/pages/restroom.html

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "OH! Those are Limas....sorry, thought it was cake...." }-

Lima Beans and Green Chilli for nodders and bounders as proven by the Australasian Sleep Association..you wake up with a smile.. :P Eight of the birthday guests were fitted with equipment designed to measure their movement for five days... on the sixth day, Bigbuck lit all his candles and created a whole new zealand and won the a No bell Prize for his Big Bang Theory.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16868239-13762,00.html

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: " Bigbuck lit all his candles and created a whole new zealand and won the a No bell Prize for his Big Bang Theory.
" }-

Yea...that's just IT. :( Theories in most cases are nothing but wishful thinking ~ don't you think ?? :-\

It's the TRUTH that matters ! And here's a book that covers it.

"The Truth About Birthdays"

-{ Quote: "Somewhere between binge drinking, Botox appointments, and blowing out
birthday candles, everyone gets older. Hoping for that stripper popping out
of the cake? That diamond necklace or that new table saw? Well, chances are you're getting a store-bought cake, a call from your grandma, and dinner at home — and you'll love it! Come celebrate that day that lets you know for sure that you’re only as old as you feel — and some days that’s older than others." }-

http://www.collectorspress.com/images/product_images/truthAboutBirthdays392x320.jpg


The perfect gift for our b-day baby http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/51.gif

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/36.gif

[beetlejuice]

If I'm as old as I feel, I'm in big trouble.:o

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "If I'm as old as I feel, I'm in big trouble.:o" }-

Don't give us that BJ...from what we gather from your darling LADY...Your as happy as a Pig in Poop......you can't fool us....;D....the fact that you can't get on your OWN Computer doesn't constitute Trouble.....Be more ASSERTIVE...;D ;D ;D


Cochise,8) Master of disguise in Detroit......

[big ed]

Had an emergency meeting recently w/the big beaner but found out that the problem was just a 'BUMP' in the thread. Go back to sleep!!


And I in my nitecap in Nashville, Snoozy ed

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Don't give us that BJ...from what we gather from your darling LADY...Your as happy as a Pig in Poop......you can't fool us....;D....the fact that you can't get on your OWN Computer doesn't constitute Trouble.....Be more ASSERTIVE...;D ;D ;D


Cochise,8) Master of disguise in Detroit......" }-

Ahh, yeah. I am happy but I'm not sure I want to be that happy.:P

[~*Nat*~]

Oh quit the bickering, bj & cochise,

Look at the bright side ! That way you won't ~BUMP~ in the dark !

It's bb's b-dayyyy !!!

http://bestsmileys.com/bouncing/9.gif
~bounce, bounce, bounce~


http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/9489/monkeybday5bz.gif

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Had an emergency meeting recently w/the big beaner but found out that the problem was just a 'BUMP' in the thread. Go back to sleep!!


And I in my nitecap in Nashville, Snoozy ed" }-


Rump in the Head ??? :o No wonder I could not sign his birthday guest book..scratching where the sun don't shine is dangerous unless you get the lead out.:-\

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Oh quit the bickering, bj & cochise,

Look at the bright side ! That way you won't ~BUMP~ in the dark !

It's bb's b-dayyyy !!!

http://bestsmileys.com/bouncing/9.gif
~bounce, bounce, bounce~


http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/9489/monkeybday5bz.gif" }-

What do you mean 'Bickering'...BJ and I weren't bickering, we were just Big Buckering......;D

Cochise,8) Buckerooin' in Beloxi...

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "What do you mean 'Bickering'...BJ and I weren't bickering, we were just Big Buckering......;D

Cochise,8) Buckerooin' in Beloxi..." }-


I understand that Lady Buckering was the toast of the town in the British Guiles not that many moons ago! She was a famous actress that used to regale the 'boys' in a duet w/Spike Jones with that lilting tune.....

In some secluded rendezvous'
That overlooks the avenue,
with someone sharing a delightful chat,
of this and that,
And cocktails for twooooooo.

As we enjoy a cigarette,
To some exquisite chansonette,
Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath the serviette,
With cocktails for tooooooo.

My head may go reeling,
But my heart will be o-be-di-ent,
With in-tox-i-cat-ing kisses'
For the principal in-gre-di-ent.

Most any afternoon at five,
We'll be so glad we're both alive,
Then maybe fortune will complete her plan,
That all began,
With cocktails for twooooooo.

Brings tears to the eyes ..... don't it!!!

Boo Hooing in Belfast, Blue ed

Ps....Hi B'day Boy!!

[Cochise]

Your such a Romantic Ed.....of course it kind of loses something without the tender, meaningful, heart rending sound effects......know what I mean?...:'( :'(


Cochise,8) Weeping in West Lothian....

[big ed]

It pains me to see this Tribute knockered off the front page. Dry your tears cause I'm giving Becky's rump a BUMP!!!

Sleese tiger do!!

Bouncing at Buckingham, Belated ed

[slammer_JvA]

Just a quick(bump)ie from the other side of the planet -thank God for that*puppy*
Might this just be the principal ingredient, the baked bean man is getting all his power from?
His face is caught on camera in the logo! (Notice how his nose is getting bigger?;D )
Otherwise, just listen to the nice chanson (http://www.blackeyedpeas.com/home/videos/41452)(Don't lie!)

Holding my breath, between the beans & the peas,
slam