bigbuck Happy Birthday !

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "
Ah...my young e-o,

It's as plain to see, as the egg on yore face, that yoo earned yore B.S. in B. S. at the "Eduardo & Buckerino Unavarcity" of higher lernin. Under the tootleage of Prof. "Baked Bean Man" }-
Dear Prof,

As you know you recently arranged for me to pass out at your University.

While, as long as no charges are brought, I am more than happy to remain ignorant of those missing hours. I would also like to express my surprise and thanks at the 'Buckie's Bean Bugle' tattoo I later discovered had been added to my butt.

Sadly the reed, which you felt necessary to have inserted to complete the ensemble, wasn't a total success. Three evenings ago I was officiating at 'Camp Chickenhearted' and during a particularly heartfelt rendition of the classic 'reveille' the reed slipped. Fortunately it wasn't a total failure - while the eternal poigniancy of the moment was lost, I was at least able to attract a large formation of wild duck and the lads ate well.
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[big ed]

Woah.....you actually used the wurd "poignancy"! Yoo must be an imposterous e-o cuz he certainly didden lern that at our Institoot! One thing I'm sure of though....there is no better "Duck Shooter" than the one an only Big Buck. There is a voluminous thread on the subject in the depths of 10F that is worth a read. It's right up there w/the "Susan" thread

Them wus the daze, "Eagle" ed

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "Woah.....you actually used the wurd "poignancy"! Yoo must be an imposterous e-o !" }-

I feels truly honour'Ed - but really, me - an 'Imposterous' ?

I fear not, even after all my efforts and training, I can still only dream of that day. For now I'm just gonna have to settle for accepting I'm only a beginner - or 'Pre-posterous' as I've come to be known.

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[big ed]

I don't know why I bother arguing w/yoo Young e-o,

Tread softly an drop a hunk of pork in da beans! Messing around w/the receipe at this late date cud have dire consequences. Instead of the familiar and melodic sounds that we hold dear...Phhttt...Brrraaatt ..... followed by a "Pardon Me" .... the new sounds generated would be unfamiliar so the ensuing scramble to get upwind cud be disastrous.

Rethink this outside the can box!

BM's are a direct rusult of B&M's, Movement ed

[Cochise]

Why am I suddenly starting to feel my (assumed) lightnin' wit and riposterie is becoming more and more inadequate by the minute??........

Slow down you two with the par excellence reparte, and give an old guy chance to keep up with the proceedings.....

The only good thing about this conflab is, it is being perpetrated by a Brit (E-O) and an almost Brit (darlin' Edsky)........and so, I don't feel too bad......


Cochise,8) Basically just 'Chise and biscuits' after the main meal...;D ;D

[big ed]

Not to worry Coheinie,

You can probably relieve some of the discomfort in your reposterie if you use one of those inflatable cushions when you sit. Things have gotten a bit out of hand so now would be a good time to break for a spot of Repar Tea. "One lump or two"? (it's an old Heckle and Jeckle routine).

An yeah....that young e-o is a speedy little devil...ain't he!

Basically training cause in a mere 58 days...guess who's 40th B'day it's gonna be, I'm not tellin..ed

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "
Basically training cause in a mere 58 days...guess who's 40th B'day it's gonna be, I'm not tellin..ed" }-
I know you don't want to let the cat outta da bag, but pray tell, which 40th BDay (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showpost.php?p=510188&postcount=18) will it be this year? ???

[Marja]

HEY-LEAD HEAAD!

WE DONE FORGOT THERE'S M'RITAS ALLLLL OVER DUH WURLD!!!

WE TRIED TO FISHIN THEMS AWWWL, BUT, (BURP:gack:)

GIT OUT YER BAIL MUNNEY............

WE WAN'T B MASHKIN' IT TA BuhBuhBuhBUCKleey's Burp-DAIS LESS YAs
CUM GIT US.....LOOOADED!!!:thumb:

THE HIC HIC ROORAH RIRADES R 'RECKED ON 'RITAS N RIO!:wacko: :gack:

SEN MUCHACHO $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!
WE'S GOT RUNS N AR LEGLINS' TOOO...>:( :'(
CAP..ER...LUTE...GENERAL MARSHA.....MARJAAH??? HIC???

[~*Nat*~]

Awww Marja.
You don't sound so gud, eh ..good !

A little nap...no better a loong nap should get the M-alcohol outta your system. ;D

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "I know you don't want to let the cat outta da bag, but pray tell, which 40th BDay (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showpost.php?p=510188&postcount=18) will it be this year? ???" }-


So ! And I notice buckster or whativer his name may be, counted half of the Wilders members, but Me ! Hmmph! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/33.gif

After all those luving b-day posts I did for him... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/47.gif

[big ed]

Don't you fret my little Nanette,

Buckie was prolly keeping count w/his nose hairs an he just ran out at about 20,000+. Once he actually hits (bonk!) the "Big 40" the growth will quickly double so he can finnish (or swedish) the count!

10...9...8....the fuse is lit, Enlightened ed

Ps...in the meantime...Maj Marj always keeps a couple kegs of Margarita Ritas stashed under her bunk so she won't run out before the overnite delivery gets here. Just yell "free booze at the Officer's Club" outside her Barracks door and stand aside. Once she's out of sight...help yourself!

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "Why am I suddenly starting to feel my (assumed) lightnin' wit and riposterie is becoming more and more inadequate by the minute??........" }-

Not so me dear 'Chise - I'd give Eddy's right arm for ya lightening powered wit.

I has to instruct all my voices to sit very still, wait for 2 neurons to appear at the same time and then rub them together very quickly in the hope of producing just a spark ......

As to your reposterie - watch out ! More than once I've noticed Eddy taking long, lingering glances when he thinks nobodys looking.

[Cochise]

Well......I'm starting to feel a little better now that I know my reposterie still holds that magical, mystical attraction it always did........I'm flattened....errrr...flattered........


Cochise,8) Blushing in Blitain...

[big ed]

Oh...please Chise,

You left out 'musical' attraction!....an flattened was correct. If I remember correctly your reposterie boomed out in a 'B Flat'!

Flat is good, Pancake ed

Ps....Buckie lived in a flat once...Apt 'B' I think it was!

[eyes-open]

Good news guys - I passed the course

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Guys - Ya still there ?

Guys..... ?

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Hey - that wasn't there before >:(

[big ed]

Oh...young e-o,

Stop being a silly! Of course yoo passed the course. As the 2nd and 3rd courses at dinner last nite wus beans... later... at Band practice yoo passed them w/flying colors! When a pole was taken, on a sliding scale, yoo were piped in as the winner of the Tootle Loo Contest!

Are we still hear? Indubitably!! We heard evey scented note, Senseless ed

[~*Nat*~]

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Ohhh Andy...you sexy thang...I'm soooo proud of youuu !!!

CONGRATULATIONS !!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/hells/36_7_8.gif





A lil tip. You might wanna shave your armpits....you know.....for extra femininity... http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif


Don't ever give up the art of dancing....no matter Where and how !!
I think if ya ask Edster, he'll join ya. ;)

Besides...you two can make bbuck verrry happy for doing your stuff on his b-day !

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A rose for a rose eyes-open, aka Andy. http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2972/roosjegeven2ka.gif

[eyes-open]

Cheers sweet Natty :-* - it was one of Eduardo's courses of self impairment.[/center]

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "
Cheers sweet Natty :-* - it was one of Eduardo's courses of self impairment." }-

Hold it just one minute there...young e-o!

The awarding of your diplomey has created an acute delimmy which smacks of a pair-of-ducks!! Butt...what the hay!! Let's have another rousing chorus of the ole School song!

Ta ra ra BUCK dee aye,

He had BEANS yesterday,

That's why he smells that way,

It'll never go away!!


B'day Boy like to toot his own horn, Trumpeting ed

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "
Cheers sweet Natty :-* - it was one of Eduardo's courses of self impairment." }-


Sweet Andy is a dancer,
His moves are oh so sexy.
When he turns and has to bend,
his bod is very flexy !!

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Happy birthday bigbuck !! I hope you like the performance !! :) :)


Enjoying that private dancer, WOW Nat http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4091/iconcool5lw.gif

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{A flower for E.O. after the dance}

[beetlejuice]

Getting ready for the party.

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "Sweet Andy is a dancer,
His moves are oh so sexy.
When he turns and has to bend,
his bod is very flexy !!
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Oh Natty, Natty - me one & only gropey http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/rose2.gif I am undone.

My pole has been seized and is now people's exhibit #1 in a fraudulent time-share scheme.

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People's exhibit #2 showing confusion as same time slot sold to several different people

eyes-open - downright uptight 'cos they've nicked off with me upright.

[beetlejuice]

It appears that the party has officially started. Obviously some of "Buckys" relatives.

Zoo Apes Have Taste for Red Wine
Reuters
BUDAPEST (May 23) - Monkeys and apes in Budapest's Zoo drink their way through 55 litres of red wine each year, albeit in small quantities each day, to help boost their red blood cells, the zoo said Monday.


Budapest Zoo spokesman Zoltan Hanga said it was the 11 anthropoid apes who drank most of the wine in 2005.


"Obviously, they do not have it all at once and get drunk, but they get it in small amounts mixed in their tea," Hanga said.


"And it's not Eger Bulls Blood or some expensive wine that they are getting but simple table wine, as it's mainly good for their blood cells."


Bulls Blood from the town of Eger in northeast Hungary, became one of eastern Europe's best-known wines under communism.

[big ed]

Oh....c'mon Beej,

Get yore facks right! Blucky is NOT a "Zoo" ape. He's an Ozzie! That little speck on the map to the right of Oztralia is the fenced in area yoo was referring too. It is troo though that when our B'day Boy drinks....he whines a lot!

No tea please....thats for wusses...like the Brits!

53 days to go afore we Bash Buckie, Bashful ed

[big ed]

OMG...I just looked at the sundial on the wall and realised that this thread needed a back to back bump for Buckie's B'day!

MMVI is the Downfall year, Toga ed

[Cochise]

Looks like there could be trouble brewin' in the out-back..(another opening for someone!!)...

Boomers are blooming up Queensland way.....or is that....Bloomers are booming...................answers on a Post-card.........

Cochise, Just a Joey in Jutland...

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Looks like there could be trouble brewin' in the out-back..(another opening for someone!!)...

Boomers are blooming up Queensland way.....or is that....Bloomers are booming...................answers on a Post-card.........

Cochise, Just a Joey in Jutland..." }-

Well...aren't yoo speshull! I see you've added those little balloons to yer repertwa! I protest this embellishment of yur posts and I demand that yoo stop and desist immediately. It's dastardly, demeaning, devoid of stuff, demonic, prissy, and pointless....and besides....I don't know how to do it!!

Caterwalling in Katmandu, Cripes ed

[Valkyri001]

Just droppin by mate to say hello again. Is it your birthday yet?
Oh well! Happy birthday anyway, just in case I do miss it.;D

[eyes-open]

Oooh goody - there's an animal theme - can I bring 'Farmyard Twister' can I .... huh .... please ?


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"There once was an eyes-only from Nantucket, who brought with him beans and a bucket ........"

[big ed]

Nuh uh my twisted little pretzel,

The last time I attempted that game I got rested for indecent composure! As Buckie's B'Day Bash is a PG-13 affair only Folksy Songs will be lowed!

Come on baby...lets do the Swiss, Formaggia ed

Ps...sides..Bluckie is turnin the Big "40"! Shuffleboard may be too strenuous!!

[big ed]

Listen up Compadres and Compadrettes,

Oney 47 Days left! A huge downhill slide is being erected to commemorate this stage of portly Buckie's life. I received news that even "JB" was planning to fly down for the Festivities. Now....ain't that a HONK!

Honk if yoo smells beans...then run for your life, Blackeyed ed

[big ed]

June has just busted out all over which means that in 45 days 'Big Buck' will become 'Insignificant Buck'!

How the time flies, Skeeter ed

Ps....tell June to cover up!

[eyes-open]

The hamster died so I'm having to keep the wheel going ..........

Will be back on party duty ASAP - ps leave June alone - she's struggling and could do with the exposure.....

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "The hamster died so I'm having to keep the wheel going ..........

Will be back on party duty ASAP - ps leave June alone - she's struggling and could do with the exposure....." }-

Speaking of exposure.....nobody does it better than Chise!! He sewed little roll up shades, front an back, on his overcoat that he can manipulate like the Pro that he is. 1st he goes for the shock....then he goes for the Moon!

Kinda like "Baked Bean Man" w/o the pyrotechnics!

Did I mention that it's only 45 days to go!!

Clams have hands, Id ed

[eyes-open]

Big Buck's Birthday Committee would like to extend it's sympathy to Pig No.3 who recently lost its siblings Pig no.1 and Pig no.2 in a tragic tale of the dangers of instant gratification.

So Hawaiian BBQ tonight: Don't be late - first come, first served.

[big ed]

Alert!! Keep your eyes-open and your knows to the grindstone! Pooh has just reported Piglet missing. His picture has been distributed thruout the neighborhood and he resembles, well, a pig!! We needs to find him toot sweet cause the last ingredient for the simmerin beans needs to go in ASAP!

The bashing extolling of Bucky must not be impeded, Oinked

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "Alert!! Keep your eyes-open and your knows to the grindstone! Pooh has just reported Piglet missing. His picture has been distributed thruout the neighborhood and he resembles, well, a pig!! We needs to find him toot sweet cause the last ingredient for the simmerin beans needs to go in ASAP!
" }-
Pooh has had it in for Piglet since day one.

Piglet was sworn to expose Pooh as a card cheat who tricked him into losing the family home (see the original proofs and you'll note the book should have been titled 'House at Pork Corner'). Owl, who pretends to by dyslexic, but is in fact a master forger, doctored both the original deeds and the print galleys. The nearest they have to law enforcement was Tigger, but he was sidetracked when Christopher Robin, the local land owner, cruelly tricked him into developing a thistle habit. Thistles that Christopher Robin controls the supply and distribution of.
-{ Quote: "
The bashing extolling of Bucky must not be impeded, Oinked" }-
As for bashing the birthday boy - nay never

Don't ask for whom the bean extols, it extols for thee.......

[big ed]

Owl have too look into these issues to separate the fickshun frum the facks!

Fack #wun...Piglet did swear quite a bit wen he was inrolled hear at the Unavasity. Thats why wee rapped him ina blanket an put him in the corner!

Fack #too...Pooh was a lousy card cheat and cuddent make a house of cards iffen he used duck tape!

Fack #tree...Tigger was waylayed by Hobbes w/a "Q" club and now he's thistling "Dixie"!

Fack #fore (as in Pina) Little Criss was cross when caught cross dressing and ended up Broke on the Back of the Mountain!

Fack #phive...We needs extols....wid all da beans we got...it's exlax we don't needs!!

Don't force yoreself young e-o...may it be w/yoo...iffen it is it will flow troo yoo naturally....along w/da beans!!

Let one go e-o, Repeeter ed

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "Owl have too look into these issues to separate the fickshun frum the facks!" }-

Ya got me for the fiction - but the fax ain't the real thing. It's clearly the work of a copycat quiller.

-{ Quote: "We needs extols....wid all da beans we got...it's exlax we don't needs!!

" }-

Ya says that now - but if dis bash goes wrong and we have to eat our way out of here - I'm willing to swallow my pride, but I don't think I've got the stomach to pass the Buck.

[big ed]

Aaah...young e-o...will yoo never learn? Iffen yoo eat yor way out of all dem beans yoo will surely be passing somethin!

If yoo happen to pass Bluckie goin in the udder di-reckshun....he's goin here!

[big ed]

Counting today...ony "40" days to go!

[eyes-open]

-{ Quote: "Counting today...ony "40" days to go!" }-


Ooh - 40 days in the Wilders'ness - fast, fast, then faster still - then it's bigbucks' birthday bean n' binge.

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Ooh - 40 days in the Wilders'ness - fast, fast, then faster still - then it's bigbucks' birthday bean n' binge." }-

Ahoy yoo young whippersnapper...e-o,

I'm quite wurried that the mainstays of the "Buffoon Platoon"...Buckie, Primmy, Chise, an Maj Margee might have befallen sum bad stuff. Be that as it is we must perserveer to uphold the hi standards upon wich the Unit wuz fondled founded! I have a scent sense that we shud jest keep stirrin the pot and pass sum beans!

Remember, in the Colonies, we pass on the left, Passive ed

Ps....38 days of shopping left!

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: " As usual I have nothing important to say, only that I had a pot full of beans for breakfast...and that

....38 days of shopping are left!" }-


I'm alllll done with my gift shoppin' !! 8)


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Ready and prepared to party in Palamero, Nat 8)

[big ed]

Well....we all can see that yoo've been a very busy little lady lately! After trunning me over an dating all the neer-doo-wells yoo can grab it's a wunder yoo've had time to shop!

I hopes yoo had time to paws an smell da beans!

Rejected an 4lorn in Dyspepsia, Dip ed

Wheeze all ready to bash Buckee @ Buckee's B'day Bash!!

[beetlejuice]

Here's a new party game we can play. http://i1.tinypic.com/o0o07q.gif

[big ed]

Thats a gud un Beej,

I'll have too get back too yoo on that wun tho. The Orgamizing Committee thought that after Toasting and Roasting the B'day Boy we shud be Posting the surrounding area to keep the casualties too a minimum. Maj Marg an her "Troopetts" is attending .... an sharpshooters they ain't!!

Stocking up on mackurokrome an "Q" tips, EMTy ed

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Listen up Compadres and Compadrettes,

Oney 47 Days left! A huge downhill slide is being erected to commemorate this stage of portly Buckie's life. I received news that even "JB" was planning to fly down for the Festivities. Now....ain't that a HONK!" }- :)
Oh yeah! Just can't wait for this!

[Cochise]

During one of my dream-like meanderings after my medication, I came across this.....it may explain a lot...

I feel sure it will be right up Mein Edmeisters Cul-de-Sac.......;D


http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/


Cochise, Just a has-bean in Jutland....

[Marja]

BTW-'Chise- the Queen wants her tiara back, seems you left a can of beans in it's place?

She's not a big fan of that brand of beans on her toast!

NOW we know how Buck and Beans got started!:o:o
Didn't know ya had a famous relative over here, did ya, Buck!:D

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Hello, afterlifers and believe-it-or-not types, and welcome to Bucksport, Maine. Today the beans have traveled into the cemetery to bring you yet another adventure into the world of mysterious happenings from beyond the grave. (With apologies to Count Floyd: "Oooh - scary, boys and girls!")This is the gravesite monument for Bucksport founder Colonel John Buck. Now, what makes ol' Johnny's marker interesting is the stain on the front - what appears to be a woman's leg. Some say she's wearing stockings, some think it's a boot. Either way, there's little denying that it looks a whole lot like a dame's gam.

But why is it there? Well, this is where the story gets interesting... According to local legend (gossip?), the stain came around after Col. Buck burned a witch at the stake, and her medium-rare leg rolled out of the fire (SPEWWWWW!). Her understandably ticked-off son placed a curse on Johnny boy's grave, saying that the image of the leg would forever haunt his eternal rest. And so it does, to this day. Supposedly they tried cleaning it off, but the stain keeps coming back. (But now that it's a tourist attraction, there's no way it's ever coming off, now is there?)

Of course, naysayers have scoffed this theory for years, and rightly so. There never were any witch burnings in Maine, and quite frankly, don't you think that they could've come up with something a little more devastating in the way of curses than tombstone graffiti? I mean, all those eyes of newts should be good for something a little more darker...

Regardless, the frijoles enjoyed their time in the graveyard, and encourage all of you to keep an open mind about mysterious curses, lest you end up in a can with a picture of beans all over it... Oh, hey! Wait!

[big ed]

Hola Guys and Guyettes,

Never yoo mind Chise an Margee,

Yoo Kin allus cownt on Large Beckie to shake offen dem beans w/his S/W (Smith & Wesson das ist).

Locked an loaded at Buckies Local, Largely ed