Lets find an Avatar for Big Ed!

[bigbuck]

It distresses me that my (so called ;) ) friend is sadly lacking in the Avatar department.....so I implore all Wilders members to search for an apt image that Ed can use as his own. While there is a plethora of (currently unused) ducks/eagles, Ed has specifically requested that no fowls/poultry be proposed....
Here's my first for the Edmeister...

Search on,
Buckstabber ;D ;D

[bigbuck]

Another....

[bigbuck]

......

[Marja]

Whaddya think?

(I like all yours, Buck, but the teeth, grindingly obnoxious! ;D)

[Marja]

......

[Marja]

Whoops! Too big and wrong area!

[Marja]

Hmmmm, maybe not!! Does Ed even LIKE to be in the water, that's the first question......we know he spills alot of coffee, but water?? ::)

[ronjor]

Coffee?

http://www.soimmature.com/images/spilled_coffee.gif

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "......" }-The teeth, has gotta be the teeth :o ;D ;D ;D :lurking:

[ronjor]

http://www.artagogo.net/db/images/carla_danes/t/spilled_coffee.jpg

[Marja]

Maybe stick the teeth in guy #1's mouth!?!? LOL!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Maybe stick the teeth in guy #1's mouth!?!? LOL!" }-

Awww Marj, Not you too!!!! If anyone else was going to abandon ship I was sure it might even be me. Not sweet lovable Marj w/all her kitty cats jumping from the sinking ark like she was sure that someone had not poked holes in her life preserver.

To all of my foul weathered amigos I can only say that yes, I am humbled. So humbled that I may lay low for a bit to consider the error of my ways. Nah, Damn the portedos, full speed astern!!!

When the going gets tough, the tough uses payola! Duckels anyone?

Play on, big ed

PS.....Only you~n~me left Chise......Chise???....Chise????...where in hell are you Chise??....Helloo oooh!!!

[beetlejuice]

Seeing as his name is "Ed", how bout this? ;D

[Marja]

Aaah bid Ed, that was only cuz that guy looked like he needed choppers bad!!

Ya wouldn't wanna have to chase the nurses around gumless would ya??

[Marja]

HEY! YEAH, BJ, WE DON'T HAVE ANY HORSE AVATARS, AND CERTAINLY NONE THAT TALK!!! GREAT IDEA! WATCHA THINK BIG ED???

[beetlejuice]

A few more.
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10101000/10101553.jpg
http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/wallpaper/oldshows/mistered/ed-herman-munster.jpg
http://members.aol.com/MILsnacks/MisterEd/hinesed.jpg

[beetlejuice]

One more.

http://www.cyranos.ch/patrick.gif

It's so hard to decide. There's so many named "ED"............. ;D

LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!

[mikel108]

Here is the first of three avatars that I found for Ed.

(Ed the everyday guy)

[mikel108]

Ed the mischief maker.

[mikel108]

And the way I most precieve Ed as being!

[Detox]

I was thinking a shrunk-down version of this. (http://www.scripting.com/images/2001/12/05/peeWeePrisoner.jpg)

[LowWaterMark]

Since this is an intervention by the avatar brigade, we'll be sure to pick one and set it when Ed least suspects. (Now, none of you tell him, okay! Shhh!! :-X )

[Detox]

My lips are sealed - so long as someone provides me with sufficient rum ;D

[BeetleBoss]

Wellll......if I remember right, I thought he always sprayed his coffee....not really spilled it. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/BUBBLECHEW.GIF

So, I found this lovely one........and added a real nice frame http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/smile.gif

[BeetleBoss]

I like this one two!!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/FROGJUMP.gif

http://www.artie.com/20001014/arg-breakfast-coffee-sm-url.gif

Brad, it has to be animated.......
all the really cool people have animated avatars!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/COFFEE.GIF....http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/COOL.GIF .... http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/COFFEE.GIF

[Triple Helix]

All in good fun!! Admin if need to remove please do so!!

And it does not mean Ed is an A@#!! ;)

Cheers,

[BeetleBoss]

OK....just throw'in out ideas here.....


http://www.twocowtown.com/images/coffee-cup-animated.gif






http://img116.exs.cx/img116/934/z0tdntknw.gif

http://www.surfcitycoffee.com/images/college/basics-animated.gif




this ones kinda fun.....

http://www.surfcitycoffee.com/images/community/palmtree-animated.gif

http://www.wegotcoffee.com/pic/pourcoffee.gif





This ones cute.......but, you can't have it

http://www.wegotcoffee.com/pic/coffeecupsmile.gif






Animated Coffee Bean #1 -
http://www.wegotcoffee.com/pic/cbean3.gif
The Psychedelic Bean




Animated Coffee Bean #2
http://www.wegotcoffee.com/pic/cbean3.gif
The Throbbing Bean





Animated Coffee Bean #3 -
http://www.wegotcoffee.com/pic/cbean3.gif
The Over Caffeinated Bean

[BeetleBoss]

I'm sure you could make this animated.....couldn't ya Brad??

[BeetleBoss]

OK.....well, I'm kinda tired of looking for coffee ones.....but, this is probably what you'd look like after hav'in all that coffee

[BeetleBoss]

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/SMILEBRACES.gif

[BeetleBoss]

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/BUBBLECHEW.GIF

[BeetleBoss]

OK....I'm done for tonight........I'll keep thinking tho. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/WINK2.GIF

Cuz, the perfect avatar is sooooooooo important!!! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/SMILEEYEBROW.GIF

[Marja]

I AGREE! LET'S ALL KEEP LOOKIN FOR THAT PERFECT AVATAR, THO THE ONE GETTING THE COFFEE THROWN AT HIM IS PRETTY GOOD, BBOSS!!

DETOX, THAT'S MY LONG LOST CUZZIN I AM SURE IT'S NOT BID ED!

MARJA8)

[big ed]

Sniff Sniff, I was feeling all fuzzy and warm sitting here on the floor reading these touching posts when I realised I was in a puddle of Jamaican Blue Mountain Select. Upon reflection I have decided to retire to an Abby in the Panamanian Alps (The dirt pile left over from the Canal). There I shall ponder the meaning of life by researching Monty Python's difinitive writings. I will also be able to catch the original airings of Rowan and Martin's "Laugh In" as the transmissions are slightly delayed. As Tricky Dick Nixon was wont to say, "You won't have me to kick around anymore".

Playing on w/soggy pants, big ed

[Detox]

-{ Quote: "
all the really cool people have animated avatars!!
" }-

whoa - I'm cool then since my avatar is animated... that rocks like Slayer! ;D

[Rita]

a couple ;D

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/6941/1hiphappyfacesuntag4rq.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/4629/2sanitycoffeecupsuntag3tv.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Primrose]

OH boy want a mess ;D

[ronjor]

Hmm--

http://hubcap.clemson.edu/~campber/checker790b.jpg

[ronjor]

big ed gets around! :D

http://www.bonefishcreek.com/BIG%20ED%20POSTER_small.gif

[Triple Helix]

Need Coffee!!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Need Coffee!!" }-

Hey dago,

As a Cal and Hobbes groupie I kinda like that one. Maybe one of him playing 'Calvin Ball' (where the rules are made up as you go along (much like 10F) and whoever loses must sing 'The Sorry Song'). As I have been warbling that particular song a lot lately I know the words by heart.

As for your previous suggestion although the word you put on the tissue is many times synonymous w/big ed it.........no you're right. I have kinda been used in that capacity lately!!

Play on, big ed

[Triple Helix]

-{ Quote: "Hey dago,

As a Cal and Hobbes groupie I kinda like that one. Maybe one of him playing 'Calvin Ball' (where the rules are made up as you go along (much like 10F) and whoever loses must sing 'The Sorry Song'). As I have been warbling that particular song a lot lately I know the words by heart.

As for your previous suggestion although the word you put on the tissue is many times synonymous w/big ed it.........no you're right. I have kinda been used in that capacity lately!!

Play on, big ed" }-

LOL

Cheers,

[Cochise]

As far as I can see there is only ONE avatar that is going to say it all about my good mate and that is the 'SANITY IN A CUP' classic idea by who else but darlin' Rita........Gotta be the Winner by a mile.....just needs a little tinkering like losing the little jingle underneath......but apart from that....right on the button, as usual, Rita......... ;D



Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "As far as I can see there is only ONE avatar that is going to say it all about my good mate and that is the 'SANITY IN A CUP' classic idea by who else but darlin' Rita........Gotta be the Winner by a mile.....just needs a little tinkering like losing the little jingle underneath......but apart from that....right on the button, as usual, Rita......... ;D



Cochise, 8)" }-


Awww Chise, I'm a bit dissappointed!! I was sure you were going to say.....take the 2nd word...put it in front of the 1st word....drop the rest!!

Then everyone here would all have a matched set of China!!!!

In my cups, big ed

[Primrose]

Things will look up Eddie when they see the size of yer Cups :o .

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "As far as I can see there is only ONE avatar that is going to say it all about my good mate and that is the 'SANITY IN A CUP' classic idea by who else but darlin' Rita........Gotta be the Winner by a mile.....just needs a little tinkering like losing the little jingle underneath......but apart from that....right on the button, as usual, Rita......... ;D



Cochise, 8)" }-
Thanks Cochise
I believe Big Ed has a good idea about putting second word in front of first and dropping the rest lol

[Rita]

couple more

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4268/images4au.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5016/argbreakfastcoffeesmurl5aq.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

[bigbuck]

.........

[bigbuck]

.......

[bigbuck]

Not as good at 60x60...

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Cochise
I believe Big Ed has a good idea about putting second word in front of first and dropping the rest lol" }-


Dang!!! Even a few of the prim and proper ladies (Not you Marja...You're a Hoorah gal) from the girlie threads just had to stop by and take a shot.

As far as the words to be used I can think of quite a few that I would like to add to some of the other avatars.

Grinning and bearing, big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "........." }-

Minion of Blackenshpearhausen,

Now if you could make it Calvin (w/the stash) sipping and spilling the coffee on a little ape (w/a spear) sitting in his lap that would about do it. Don't forget the knife in Cal's back. Tears are optional.

Rooting for the Zoos in the next Test, bid ed

[bigbuck]

.......

[Marja]

HEY BUCK,

THINK YER GETTIN CLOSER, WE CAN'T END THIS YET!!

BUT THAT'S A DURN GOOD'UN!! (#48 )LOL! THESE SMILEYS ARE REVOLTING ON ME! LOL!


MARJA8)

[Marja]

SEE THAT'S A COOL ONE TOO! ANY WAY YOU CAN GET THE WORD LOONEY OR INSANE IN THERE! LoL!
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, BED ED, YA DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, NOW DO YA? REMEMBER NURSE SIMONE!!!

[bigbuck]

........

[big ed]

Ha!! big buckenschticker,

Is that the sign you wear whilst doin the washin 'n ironin n' sweepin around the blackenmiester's manse??

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "SEE THAT'S A COOL ONE TOO! ANY WAY YOU CAN GET THE WORD LOONEY OR INSANE IN THERE! LoL!
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, BED ED, YA DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, NOW DO YA? REMEMBER NURSE SIMONE!!!" }-

Call me irresponsible, looney, or insane!! Just call me!! Do I remember Nursie Simone? Was she the one doing a yodeling duet in the Alps w/Cochise or the one applying salve and bandaids after he miscalculated his protected flank.

So many Nurses......so little time!!

....and stop encouraging the very large Buckeretti!!

bid ed

[bigc73542]

Here ia an avatar for big ed
http://62.216.251.201/avatar/808cffa67f0d35b65ed5e0006d85b258.gif

[big ed]

Oh, give me a break!! You havn't been back from vacation for 2 Mins. and already you jump on the bandwagon. I do kinda like the av tho.

Are there any Mods left who havn't taken a shot??

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "Are there any Mods left who havn't taken a shot??" }-Ohhhhh please, can I have a 2nd, 3rd, 4th.... shot? ? ? please...

;D ;D ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Ohhhhh please, can I have a 2nd, 3rd, 4th.... shot? ? ? please...

;D ;D ;D" }-


Am I mistooken or do the 'rules' say that 1 pistola was the limit? Although the number of rounds was not stated I doubt that it was intended to allow belt fed sidearms. But if you're abyin I'll have a shot!! If you can spare buck~n~stab for a bit have him take off his apron and mosey on down to the local.

Fast eddie

[bigbuck]

.......

[Marja]

LOL!! UH-OH, SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COFFEE ONE, BID ED! LOL!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "LOL!! UH-OH, SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COFFEE ONE, BID ED! LOL!" }-

Aw geez Marj,

Now it's really getting personal when they start using the Google GPS site. Wifey thought I was working overtime!!

Have you wished the Buckster another Happy Birthday lately. Primrose got in some beauties!!!

It's been a laugh a Min......bid ed

[Primrose]

You left your Cafe Latte over at Starbuck's Birthday Bash ;) No skimmed milk for you Big Ed .

[Primrose]

Better make up your mind soon on a new Avatar..Marja is working on a new full page spread ;D and there are still dirty dishes in the sink.

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "You left your Cafe Latte over at Starbuck's Birthday Bash ;) No skimmed milk for you Big Ed ." }-

Sure looks like a Gary Larson to me! I'm pretty sure that my Library is stocked w/all of 'The Far Side', 'Calvin and Hobbes', 'Pogo', and 'Doonesbury' publications. It's the envy of the Literati Set.

Yur right about the full sink of dishes! I'll give Blakenshperinhausen a ring and see If he will loan Big Becky for the day.

Time to go out and give the neighbors dog a kick (or a 'Bump')

bid ed

[bigbuck]

I really like the one that Rita posted, so I added a little steam to the coffee and resized to 60x60...

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I really like the one that Rita posted, so I added a little steam to the coffee and resized to 60x60..." }-

Yeah right!! It kinda looks like Cookie stopped the Wagon Train in the middle of the nite to have a little brew!!

Oh, by the way.....Happy Buckday!!! Also I think you should send Blacksmear a note congratulating him on his 8,371st post!!

Hey, you started this thread, so get crackin and come up w/something that says.....yup...this is the one!!!

Rejection Editor, bid ed

[Primrose]

I'll ask the wife if she can iron out your problem..she is multitasking today while I do the laundry..hang in there BigEd..have to run..the ribs need more sauce.

[big ed]

Nice Primrose, really nice!! Instead of dropping my coffee cup on the floor I can drop a freaking iron on my foot. Thanks a bunch!!

[Marja]

THINKIN YOU'RE ON A ROLL TONITE, BID ED!! LOL!

MAJORMARJA8) OF THE HOORAH CO.



-{ Quote: "Yeah right!! It kinda looks like Cookie stopped the Wagon Train in the middle of the nite to have a little brew!!

Oh, by the way.....Happy Buckday!!! Also I think you should send Blacksmear a note congratulating him on his 8,371st post!!

Hey, you started this thread, so get crackin and come up w/something that says.....yup...this is the one!!!

Rejection Editor, bid ed" }-

[Primrose]

An encounter with the iron is better than dropping the book from yer coffee table ;D If Cochise has a bonfire tonight, don't embarass me. Juan Valdez will be there as we ask the great spirit to give you an Avatar.

[Marja]

TO HAVE A GREAT AVATAR YOU SHOULD KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR SELF!

THINK B.E. SHOULD QUIT GOING TO THIS GUY!

[Primrose]

Van for sale..runs well..see BigEd after the coffee break 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Van for sale..runs well..see BigEd after the coffee break 8)" }-

Really super van!! You would have to sip your coffee thru a straw else be wearing it and stop every 2 mins to go potty. Come to think of it I do that now!!!

Living in the fast lane, bid ed

[Marja]

SEEMS YOU LEFT A MESS IN THE MESS AGAIN, BID ED!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO.

[Primrose]

FIRE IN THE HOLE ;D The Sky Hook is ready for the Blue Steam . :lurking:

[Marja]

Every time I see that truck, I think of the Runaway Bride........well, it looks like a veil! ::)


-{ Quote: "Van for sale..runs well..see BigEd after the coffee break 8)" }-

[bigc73542]

If no one wants the running truck, I have a nice bus for sale. It really purrs
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/cats/catloverbus.jpg

[Marja]

ALL RIGHT! I'LL TAKE IT! LOL!


COULD CHASE DETOX AND BLACKSPEAR WITH IT! LOL!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "ALL RIGHT! I'LL TAKE IT! LOL!


COULD CHASE DETOX AND BLACKSPEAR WITH IT! LOL!" }-


&*$#@#*...almost made it off the page!!!!

But I digress.....Maj Marg..... if you catch em......bring em in!!! Could mean a big promotion for you and your Troopettes. Hoorahs, Parades, Medals, all the pizza you can eat (2 slice limit), an one of those Margarita Rita barrels.

El Commandante, Gen Santa Ana Ed USMCMB (Mexican Branch)

[Marja]

GREAT!! GOT JUST THE THING!

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH 'EM?? THEY SEEM PRETTY ...........MEAN!

DETOX THROWS ROCKS!:o :o

WE'LL JUST DROP OFF AT YOUR QUARTERS, SIR!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "GREAT!! GOT JUST THE THING!

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH 'EM?? THEY SEEM PRETTY ...........MEAN!

DETOX THROWS ROCKS!:o :o

WE'LL JUST DROP OFF AT YOUR QUARTERS, SIR!

" }-

First off...continue wearing Riot Gear as this thread has been taking some big hits lately. Remember...no weekend passes for the prisoners and if they don't cooperate have them tickled until they 'don't cry for me Argentina'!! Don't drop off any more quarters as I still have plenty left from last nites poker game. Oh, and before I forget, please order your Troopettes to stop hanging their unmentionables out to dry. My Troopers have been falling out for rollcall in some really bizaar attire.

El Supremo, Juan Jose Tom Jerry Eduardo biggo

[Primrose]

Dooty Officer of the Day Log:

1700 hours
Outside Temp: 104 degrees F

Nurse Goodbody has returned in her cameoflague utilites from the Wilders Valley P.T.A. to answer charges El Commandante is still running around without his Avatar in front of Troopettes during roll call. :o

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/hall-tom-t/harper-valley-pta-12424.html

[Primrose]

"Not so" claims BigE.." You can find it if you hit the right button" :P :lurking:
"It all came about when I was drinking hot coffee and spilled it all over my uniform. I am selling it on E-Bay to the highest bidder.." ;D

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: "Dooty Officer of the Day Log:

1700 hours
Outside Temp: 104 degrees F

Nurse Goodbody has returned in her cameoflague utilites from the Wilders Valley P.T.A. to answer charges El Commandante is still running around without his Avatar in front of Troopettes during roll call. :o

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/hall-tom-t/harper-valley-pta-12424.html" }-

How in he.. did Betty White sneak on to the Base again in that outfit??

In my hidey hole, bid ed

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: ""Not so" claims BigE.." You can find it if you hit the right button" :P :lurking:
"It all came about when I was drinking hot coffee and spilled it all over my uniform. I am selling it on E-Bay to the highest bidder.." ;D" }-

It was a stroke of good fortune that I chose the right person to Command our Intel Unit. Keep up the good work and have one of your guys scoop up the emmissions and deposit them in the pile behind the barn.

Carry on, bid ed

[Marja]

OUT ON IMPORTANT BUSINESS - BACK LATER!

WHAT EVER YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT - I AM OUT DOING IT! ;D

(THIS ISN'T REALLY ME, SIR!)

[BeetleBoss]

LOL! There ya go again,http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif Marja Maj Marja (hey, thats easy to type!)


Hey big ed!! I made ya another avatar!!

Its animated andddddddddd I added LOTS of twinkles just for you! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/MAKEFACE.GIF

I hope you like it .....I worked reallyyyyyyyy hard on it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sealx/icons_smilies/face-laugh.png

And you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings, right? http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

[Marja]

I JUST DON'T SEE HOW HE COULD TURN DOWN SUCH MAGNIFICENCE! SUCH SPLENDOR! SO MANY TWINKLEY STARS, DO YOU, BBOSS??


SURELY HE WOULDN'T BE THAT UNGRATEFUL, AND THE TROOPETTES WILL KINDLY QUIT PUTTING UNMENTIONABLES TO DRY ON HIS FRONT PORCH IF HE ACCEPTS THIS!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "OUT ON IMPORTANT BUSINESS - BACK LATER!

WHAT EVER YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT - I AM OUT DOING IT! ;D

(THIS ISN'T REALLY ME, SIR!)" }-

Dang it Maj Marg,

Entirely too much insubordination in the 'Ranks'. Phew!!......everyone fall out and take a shower!

This childishness has got to stop.......A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitty cat!!

Does that sound like anybody we know???

Up a tree w/no Fireman in sight, Gen (bid ed) Halftrack

PS.....When you are finished Goofing Off pick up a couple of six pacs and drop them off at my Villa.

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "LOL! There ya go again,http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif Marja Maj Marja (hey, thats easy to type!)


Hey big ed!! I made ya another avatar!!

Its animated andddddddddd I added LOTS of twinkles just for you! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/MAKEFACE.GIF

I hope you like it .....I worked reallyyyyyyyy hard on it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sealx/icons_smilies/face-laugh.png

And you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings, right? http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif " }-


Uh Bee Bee,

The mug of Root Beer looked inviting but the other stuff kinda reminds me of my pursurers. I, and my Wingman Snoopy, used to quaff many a brew after our frequent Dogfights w/the Red Baron.

Off with their heads (Rootbeer that is), Leftenant bid ed, RAF

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I JUST DON'T SEE HOW HE COULD TURN DOWN SUCH MAGNIFICENCE! SUCH SPLENDOR! SO MANY TWINKLEY STARS, DO YOU, BBOSS??


SURELY HE WOULDN'T BE THAT UNGRATEFUL, AND THE TROOPETTES WILL KINDLY QUIT PUTTING UNMENTIONABLES TO DRY ON HIS FRONT PORCH IF HE ACCEPTS THIS!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO!" }-

Boy Maj Marj,

You surely picked the wrong reason!! The stuff on the clothesline is the highlite of my day!!!

Hoorah!!!,

[bigbuck]

How 'bout this one Ed?

[Primrose]

BigE get's 30 days for wearing civvy skivves On R&R

During a guest appearence on " What's My clothes Line ?" Judge Advocate Betty White rules 30 days in the Base Laundry for Leftinit bid ed, RAF to sort out his Avatar.

In his defence, JAG officer Major Marja claims he was just trying to get to the heart of the problem why the Red Bareon has alluded capture without a few hash marks.

"Snoopy gave me all the Poopy" claims the Leftinit. *puppy*
"Under the UCMJ I should have the right to wear anything that is drip dry." :o

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "How 'bout this one Ed?" }-


Target of opportunity at 12 0'Clock BungedEd, Let er' rip and go for the wing man, Buck's got the Barbie going. ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "How 'bout this one Ed?" }-

Aah me ole (former) mate Bucksty...sniff...sniff....those were the days!!

Duck soup and sandwitches were on the menu, Duckels, the medium of exchange and Duck hunting the sport of choice!

Someone had to step up and take the Duck by the beak!! I just didn't realise how soundly I would be booted at the other end.

As 'Yogi Berra' has often been quoted..."It ain't over til it's over....but when it's over...it's over"

It ain't!!

Applying more Preparation 'H', sore ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "BigE get's 30 days for wearing civvy skivves On R&R

During a guest appearence on " What's My clothes Line ?" Judge Advocate Betty White rules 30 days in the Base Laundry for Leftinit bid ed, RAF to sort out his Avatar.

In his defence, JAG officer Major Marja claims he was just trying to get to the heart of the problem why the Red Bareon has alluded capture without a few hash marks.

"Snoopy gave me all the Poopy" claims the Leftinit. *puppy*
"Under the UCMJ I should have the right to wear anything that is drip dry." :o" }-

Lies!! Lies!! they are all trying to stick it to me....stickin it!!! I was NOT wearing any skivvies!!!!!

I'll just have to grin and bare it, Recruit ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Target of opportunity at 12 0'Clock BungedEd, Let er' rip and go for the wing man, Buck's got the Barbie going. ;D" }-

Uh Oh,

Wifey just called me on my cell (serves as intercom and/or leash) to let me know that she would like to have some fresh coffee...and she wants it NOW!!!

Tell the Buckster to stop foolin around and to stop hitting on Barbie. I can have Nurse Rotunda bounce over and fix his clock....or whatever!!

Going to fry some bacon....just hope it's not mine, bid ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Aah me ole (former) mate Bucksty...sniff...sniff....those were the days!!

Duck soup and sandwitches were on the menu, Duckels, the medium of exchange and Duck hunting the sport of choice!

Someone had to step up and take the Duck by the beak!! I just didn't realise how soundly I would be booted at the other end.

As 'Yogi Berra' has often been quoted..."It ain't over til it's over....but when it's over...it's over"

It ain't!!

Applying more Preparation 'H', sore ed" }-


You did good Ed..there was nothing to Roast with all his Boasts..you win some..you loose others..but that duck was not even fit for dooty.

Play on Ed..and thanks.

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Target of opportunity at 12 0'Clock BungedEd, Let er' rip and go for the wing man, Buck's got the Barbie going. ;D" }-


Ummm....There's something suspicious about this. The props aren't spinning....so how's that plane flying....or is it falling....well all I can say is that if that guy's trying to get someone to kiss him "goodbye", it ain't gonna be me. :o :-*

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Ummm....There's something suspicious about this. The props aren't spinning....so how's that plane flying....or is it falling....well all I can say is that if that guy's trying to get someone to kiss him "goodbye", it ain't gonna be me. :o :-*" }-

As my roomate Toadbee pointed out..It's an optical amussion when when you stare at the crossed hairs..so you might be suffering from Prop Wash. :-* :lurking:

Strong coffee might help.. ;)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "As my roomate Toadbee pointed out..It's an optical amussion when when you stare at the crossed hairs..so you might be suffering from Prop Wash. :-* :lurking:

Strong coffee might help.. ;)" }-

I'm gonna take the liberty of requoting that.....

Strong Irish coffee might help.. ;)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Ummm....There's something suspicious about this. The props aren't spinning....so how's that plane flying....or is it falling....well all I can say is that if that guy's trying to get someone to kiss him "goodbye", it ain't gonna be me. :o :-*" }-

Awright bj,

As any aviation buff is aware, when firing thru the props it's always a pretty good idea to have everything syncronized. As the HAF (Hoorah Air Farce) has not figured out that bit of tech yet, just smile and kiss your a.. goodbye :-*

Don't worry about the holes in your chute....Maj Marj patched the tag sale specials w/toilet paper!

Proud to serve, bid ed

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Awright bj,

As any aviation buff is aware, when firing thru the props it's always a pretty good idea to have everything syncronized. As the HAF (Hoorah Air Farce) has not figured out that bit of tech yet, just smile and kiss your a.. goodbye :-*

" }-

Well I could understand that if he was trying to shoot through the props! Alas it appears his navigation is a little off. :P

-{ Quote: "Don't worry about the holes in your chute....Maj Marj patched the tag sale specials w/toilet paper!" }-

Don't worry about the chute. I'll just save the grave digger some work when I hit the deck at 200 miles per hour. :o

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "You did good Ed..there was nothing to Roast with all his Boasts..you win some..you loose others..but that duck was not even fit for dooty.

Play on Ed..and thanks." }-

Yea verily, Comrade Primrowski

I did done my dooty....and as you said....you lose some and you lose others......but he who laughs last didn't get the punch line!

Huh, bid ed

[Marja]

IS THIS THE WHEREABOUTS OF 'CHISE?

FURTHER INVESTIGATION NEEDED, HERE.......


OFF TO BORA BORA TO SEE IF THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE KEEPING HIM.........

MAJ MARJA OF THE VERY HIP HIP HOORAH CO.8)

[bigbuck]

;) ;) ;) ;)

[bigbuck]

8) 8) 8) 8)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ponderman/preparation_h_cream.jpg

[Marja]

LOL! Gettin' bored are ya? ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "LOL! Gettin' bored are ya? ;D" }-


LOL my a55!! STAND at attention when I'm yelling at you!! It has been duly noted that you didn't return fire whilst your fearless leader was being 'Smeared'. 4 demerits and a limit of 12 margaritas at our next soiree!!

As for you Big Buckenheinie,

It pains me (literally) to admit that your last two avatars were screamers (literally)!!

Moanin in the gloamin, bit ed

[Primrose]

All Non-Com Poops will be on the Grinder at 0900 hours to pick up the butts left by the Big Buck Aroma Therapy Class.

Cochise has apppointed Prince Charles to be in the reviewing stands in his absences.


http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1248282,00.html


http://www.ralphmoss.com/coff.html

[Primrose]

The Valdez Insirecktum has been qwelled by Leftinit Buckster..all beans have been decaffinated and returned to their rightful owners.

Promtion's are the order of the day.. Sweet Monkey Breads will be served at Evening Mess for the Asspiring Leftinit as he passes the muster and cuts the Cheese. :P

[Primrose]

There will be a flyby at 1800 hours from the Ronjor Horse Guard.
BigEd is in charge of the preparations.. after his close tooth with the brush he vows to put the H back in the Horse. ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "All Non-Com Poops will be on the Grinder at 0900 hours to pick up the butts left by the Big Buck Aroma Therapy Class.

Cochise has apppointed Prince Charles to be in the reviewing stands in his absences.


http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1248282,00.html


http://www.ralphmoss.com/coff.html" }-

I say ole Bean!!,

You do have a bit of time on your hands, say wot!!

In the interest of furthering scientific studies methinks Sir Chas and Tom Cruise ought to clunk their heads together and volunteer as testers of new and more effective solutions. Coke, Sprite, and Yoohoo, as the liquid of choice, could be used for starters. I dunno about coffee though w/o a little cream and sugar. Maybe we can persuade our prisoners (if Maj Marg and her Hoorah misfits ever manage to capture any) to volunteer voluntarily for the project.

In the words of that famous Soldier of Fortune, Bugle Boy of Co. B, "We have met the Enema and I don't give a Toot" !!

Cramped on the Nile, Pharoh ed

[bigbuck]

8) 8) 8)

[Marja]

HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHERE THIS IS THING IS GOING.......

BUT, THINK I GOT A LINE ON BID ED'S MISSING AVATAR..............


JUST A HUNCH, SIR!

MAJ MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO.
(ON LEAVE AT BORA BORA....UNTIL THE INSUR....WHATEVER IS OVER!!!;D)

[BeetleBoss]

LOOKY WHAT I FOUND!!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/sucking.gif

I like it!!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/CLAP2.GIF

Good job, big ed!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/blow.gif

[Primrose]

Yup Big End finally found has avatar and calling..The Marines always need a few good cans for a dangerous mission. :lurking: :-[

[big ed]

I'm trying to relax and enjoy the crisis!! Now where did I put those breath mints?