Where's my Dozer?

[bigbuck]

Powerpoint Slideshow 700kb
http://webpages.charter.net/bobad/where.pps

[Cochise]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!??........

Sorry Officer, I didn't see it, it just came out of knowhere........


Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Powerpoint Slideshow 700kb
http://webpages.charter.net/bobad/where.pps" }-

Hey Buckstabber,

I didn't dowld the file cuz it wud take me a week. But I don't really need to watch it as the title says it all. I believe I have been living it for the past wk or so.

Bruised but unbowed, big ed

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Hey Buckstabber," }- ;D Touché ;D

[big ed]

Where's my Dozer you ask. Like, after the way I have been treated, do you really think I'm gonna tell you!!!!

[Triple Helix]

-{ Quote: "Where's my Dozer you ask. Like, after the way I have been treated, do you really think I'm gonna tell you!!!!" }-

Good one I got one of those in my Back yard!!:o

Cheers,

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Good one I got one of those in my Back yard!!:o

Cheers," }-


Well, lets you and I keep it a secret! It may be Bucky's!

[Triple Helix]

-{ Quote: "Well, lets you and I keep it a secret! It may be Bucky's!" }-

You got it!!

Mom's The Word!!;)

Cheers,

[Detox]

-{ Quote: "Hey Buckstabber,

I didn't dowld the file cuz it wud take me a week. But I don't really need to watch it as the title says it all. I believe I have been living it for the past wk or so.

Bruised but unbowed, big ed" }-

hehe - took me 3 1/2 seconds... 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "hehe - took me 3 1/2 seconds... 8)" }-

Just to be fair I'm gonna give Cochise the first shot at commenting on that one. ;D ;D ;D

Play on, big ed

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "hehe - took me 3 1/2 seconds... 8)" }-

Ahemm!.....Errrr.....Your sex life is really of no concern to this Thread Detox mate...... ::) :-*


Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

It's a bird (hee hee), it's a plane, it's Superchise!!! Still able to leap over the threshold in a single bound. Lois and Jimmy are waiting for you down at the Malt Shop. Or was it the Batchise signal that I sent. Well, it's no never mind!! He was here to save the day!

Playing in Smallville (or Gotham), big ed

[Detox]

I'm telling...

[Marja]

Let's see, bid Ed, HOW many mods have you picked on so far .....with what results??

They say to choose you battles wisely, my friend, and you aint!! LOL!

Marja8) of the Hoorahs! (thanks, Chise! :D )

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I'm telling..." }-

Ok Ok, just don't tell the Spear guy and his minion, Buckstabber!

Play on, big ed

PS.....You were gonna only squeal on Cochise, right???

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Let's see, bid Ed, HOW many mods have you picked on so far .....with what results??

They say to choose you battles wisely, my friend, and you aint!! LOL!

Marja8) of the Hoorahs! (thanks, Chise! :D )" }-


Oh ye of little faith!!! The 'plan' (also a secret) is to spread confusion and chaos amongst the superior forces. Dang!! I had a copy of those plans here someplace. Oops, there go my Troops. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. Where are we? Who are you? Wait up people, I need to stop and pick up a sixpak. It's a good thing that we are organized!

Hoorahs all around!!

Maj. Gen. bid ed, USMC

[Marja]

HEY YOU SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME AND CHISE BUT YOUR TROOPS WENT TO HOOTERS!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "HEY YOU SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME AND CHISE BUT YOUR TROOPS WENT TO HOOTERS!" }-

Ya know, I think I still have a pic somewhere of Big Buckstabber in drag. I heard he was doing the Hooters circuit to pick up a few extra quid to pay his Pub tab. You heard it here!!

Staging a comeback, bid ed

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "It's a bird (hee hee), it's a plane, it's Superchise!!! Still able to leap over the threshold in a single bound. Lois and Jimmy are waiting for you down at the Malt Shop. Or was it the Batchise signal that I sent. Well, it's no never mind!! He was here to save the day!

Playing in Smallville (or Gotham), big ed" }-


Thanks big ed..big pal..big buddy for the (as you say) Batchise 'smokey'....talk about putting ones head above the parapet....some critters 'r easier t' hit 'an a Hostrich at a Turkey-shoot......... ;D


Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: ";D Touché ;D" }-


Hey bigbuckspear,

Touche my a55!! I'm over here getting hammered and you're shining shoes, gassing the car, and fetching pizzas. Have you no pride? Have you no loyalty? Have you no compassion? Have you any extra coffee beans? I've run out.

Bleeding profusely, big ed

[Detox]

So, you thought I was kidding about telling eh? I've PMmed the big man... that's right... the big LWM regarding this blatent display of rudeness... :lurking:

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "So, you thought I was kidding about telling eh? I've PMmed the big man... that's right... the big LWM regarding this blatent display of rudeness... :lurking:" }-


Uh oh, I guess Chise is really in for it now!! As I was simply an innocent egger on..er I am sure it's safe to assume I'm in the clear! As a staunch and bosom pal of The Big Chise I shall be standing by as he goes up in flames w/my can of ga...err...intricately woven Indian blanket to be used either to douse the flames or to cover the crispy remains.

Minding my P's & Q's, big ed

[Detox]

ah - HA! all the eggs have been counted, mind you :o

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "So, you thought I was kidding about telling eh? I've PMmed the big man... that's right... the big LWM regarding this blatent display of rudeness... :lurking:" }-


You Big Sneak you......see if I care......you obviously haven't grasped who your dealing with here......don't forget, my Dad was a Corporal in the Home Guard.........I bet you didn't know that........you just wait 'til recess....


Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "You Big Sneak you......see if I care......you obviously haven't grasped who your dealing with here......don't forget, my Dad was a Corporal in the Home Guard.........I bet you didn't know that........you just wait 'til recess....


Cochise, 8)" }-

Yeaaa!! You tell him Cheeser!! I'm behind you all the way. I'm stickin to you like a blowfly on a windscreen and not just to be protected from any stray spears or brickbrats that you are sure to attract. My Medical Kit is fully stocked and I have enlisted the assistance of Nurse Simone to keep me company on your rear flank. In the unlikely event that you should suffer any grevious wounds, I will allow her to put her little Nursie cap back on,among other unmentionables, to apply a bit of mercurochrome and a couple of band aids. Of course you will have to fill out all the necessary Med Forms first. I would suggest you keep your hands in your pockets (I almost forgot!! You don't have any pockets!!) so as to grasp the pen. The pen Chise!!!, not Simone!!! LWM indeed!!! I laugh in the face of your adversity.

As you say ole pal, 'thru thick and thick; shoulder to elbow; nose to the window, we shall never give up'!!!

Don't look ahind you, they might be againin on us, big ed

[Cochise]

HAAAA!.....HAA!......HA!.....HAHAHA!........I laugh in the face of L.....errrrr.....big ed said I laugh in the face of LWM and Detox........


Cochise, 8)

PS. You would be well advised to stay clear of my left flank ed....nothing personal.....it's for your own good......I tend to make strange noises when I drop into my 'Crouching Tiger' position........

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "HAAAA!.....HAA!......HA!.....HAHAHA!........I laugh in the face of L.....errrrr.....big ed said I laugh in the face of LWM and Detox........


Cochise, 8)

PS. You would be well advised to stay clear of my left flank ed....nothing personal.....it's for your own good......I tend to make strange noises when I drop into my 'Crouching Tiger' position........" }-

How does that saying go 'laugh and the whole World laughs w/you....cry and you're forever known as a big Wuss'. Be strong...marshall the troops...lead us not into temptation but deliver us from the neerdowells. Don't worry mon amie, I've added a few more quid to your Ins. Policy so I will be well provided for should the unthinkable occur.

I know that you feel better now.

big ed

[Cochise]

It's good to know that friends are standing by....somewhere or other....in times of need........


Cochise, 8)

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Where's my Dozer you ask. Like, after the way I have been treated, do you really think I'm gonna tell you!!!!" }-

I got it primed and painted General Ed..used it for RR in Chu Lai but it will still get the job done..tighten those leather straps and show them how it's done big guy. ;)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I got it primed and painted General Ed..used it for RR in Chu Lai but it will still get the job done..tighten those leather straps and show them how it's done big guy. ;)" }-

Wow!! Awesome job!! Hoorahs all around and 10 Attaboys for the new CO of the Hoorah Brigade Intelligence (Duh!!) Squad. You have done your Doody in all the right places. No need to cover the doody. Blacksmeare can just send Buckstabber over w/scooper to clean it up. Looks like the perfect Command Vehicle to lead the troops as we roll over the insurgents. The color pink is sure to strike fear in those scalawags.

More Hoorahs all around and a bunch of medals for one and all!!!!

Bravely leading his loyal troops from his bunker in Wyoming, Lt Gen Big ed, USMC

[Primrose]

I traded all my lucky strikes and powdered coffee out the c-rations for these so the straps don't get too tight...crush those columbian beans first and I will ask the Gunny to make us some donuts. ;)

[Marja]

BACK IN GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANPAPPY'S DAY


THOSE HAD A DIFFERENT USE!!


(AND THEY USUALLY WEREN'T PINK, BUT THAT IS A VERY PRETTY .........???)

[big ed]

C'mon Troops, lets get serious!!! There has been entirely too much giggling in the ranks at roll call lately!!!! Marj.....Bathrobe and hair curlers just ain't gonna git it and at morning mess please use your utensils when eating SOS. Primrose.....Pink polka dots on uniform may be good camoflage whilst driving me about in the Command Veh. but really dosen't convey a take charge image to the Grunts. Where in hell is Cochise??? I gave him an overnite pass many nites ago. I called the 'Home'...not there..I called the Swiss Miss....not there....I called the stable....no Paint....I called Nurse Rotunda...ditto. I didn't think to call his Music Teacher; he may be taking his Alpenhorn lessons. I fear I must take drastic steps to whip the Troops into shape!!!!

But first lets do a bunch of Hoorahs with Medals and promotions for one and all!!!

It's good to be King, big ed XXX

[Primrose]

What a night..I think Marj is still at the base reading 29 Palms and tea leaves..The Chief is still AWOL trying to find the meaning of Brasso and I am here trying to fill in THE GAPS.

http://www.oo-rah.com/Store/biggap/biggap0509.asp

http://www.oo-rah.com/store/gen/biggap.asp


http://www.oo-rah.com/store/biggap/biggap0328.asp

[big ed]

Aah rats!!!!!

I think you may have slightly missed the gist of my previos post. How do you think it looks to the troops when I fall giggling off the Review Stand knocking over the coffee table and crushing the Brigade Mascot. As Intel Off. you must preserve those sites so they may be shown at our next strategy meeting. No drinks of any kind will be served!

Hoorahs, Medals,...yadda..yadda..

Carry on, Bid ed (I have decided to remain incognito as "The Hills are Alive with the Sounds of Gunfire"). Julie Andrews was reportedly a crack shot!!

[Primrose]

I saw a few shot fired last night in rapid sucksession..I used your glass to map out the fields of opportunity..this could be a Trapp. The platoon spotted some Doe_Re_Mi over the next hill.

http://www.joke-archives.com/drinking/doremebeer.html

All over night passes will be suspended until your return. :(

[big ed]

Every time I think you hit your peak you come up w/another gotcha!! I am back in the Dispesery having Nurse Maria von something or other massaging my sore sides. As I have depleted my Medal supply just bump your rank up a couple of notches. I hope I'm not outranked!!

Hoorah, big ed

PS..I wonder how the 'Do Re Me' song would sound as played by our Bagpipers?

[ME - MARJA]

CATS HAVE NO THUMBS!! I CAN'T USE UTENSILS, GOT CLAWS THO!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO. 8)


-{ Quote: "C'mon Troops, lets get serious!!! There has been entirely too much giggling in the ranks at roll call lately!!!! Marj.....Bathrobe and hair curlers just ain't gonna git it and at morning mess please use your utensils when eating SOS. Primrose.....Pink polka dots on uniform may be good camoflage whilst driving me about in the Command Veh. but really dosen't convey a take charge image to the Grunts. Where in hell is Cochise??? I gave him an overnite pass many nites ago. I called the 'Home'...not there..I called the Swiss Miss....not there....I called the stable....no Paint....I called Nurse Rotunda...ditto. I didn't think to call his Music Teacher; he may be taking his Alpenhorn lessons. I fear I must take drastic steps to whip the Troops into shape!!!!

But first lets do a bunch of Hoorahs with Medals and promotions for one and all!!!

It's good to be King, big ed XXX" }-

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "CATS HAVE NO THUMBS!! I CAN'T USE UTENSILS, GOT CLAWS THO!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO. 8)" }-

Point (ouch)well taken!!! Carry on!!!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Point (ouch)well taken!!! Carry on!!!" }-


That's how she handles the dozer...as the manual states " A bird in the bush tastes better without hands." :lurking:

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "That's how she handles the dozer...as the manual states " A bird in the bush tastes better without hands." :lurking:" }-

As any Basic Recruit knows the correct quote is "A bird in the hand is better than two overhead"!! Duck....incoming!! :P

[Marja]

WHAT BIRD?!?!?!?!?!?

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "As any Basic Recruit knows the correct quote is "A bird in the hand is better than two overhead"!! Duck....incoming!! :P" }-



The recruits will be using sparkling Cold Duck® in the next Campagne, thanks to your generous bar tab at the officer's club. Major Marja will be serving Pheasant under Glass as we claw our way through ITR.
A few of the oldtimers want to reup for another Tour. ;)

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Game title: Duck Hunt
Author: Lt Gen Big ed, USMC


Description: Are you a real hunter?



http://www.mcleague.com/mdp/index.php?module=pnFlashGames&func=display&id=16

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "WHAT BIRD?!?!?!?!?!?" }-

Uh Maj Marg,

Sorry about that misdirected dispatch. The Semaphore/Smoke Signal Unit has remitted an apology for giving you the bi.., well you know. As CO Cochise has been AWOL since Monday a week hence I am offering compensation of some leftover spaghetti and a ltr of homebrewed rutabaga wine for sauce!!

Keep up the good and righteous fight, bid ed

PS...Oh yeah...I almost forgot!!! Hoorahs, Medals,....whatever...

[big ed]

In reference to all the Duck stuff....I have pulled off the 'Soup'...[edit]....'Coup' of the week. I discovered a copy of the 'Marx Bros' classic to be shown at Mess (unfortunately an apt term) tom. nite. Remember!!! Free pizza for all loyal troops!! (One pizza/size small should do it!!)

Sliced to order, bid ed

[big ed]

I wonder if Buckstubby ever found whatever it was he was looking for??

[bigbuck]

:lurking:

[big ed]

-{ Quote: ":lurking:" }-

Hey Big Beak,

You don't scare me!!!! Uh, just so I'm aware, what does the term 'Massive Poster' mean by your mug?? Are we talking about size (of what), ego, or do you work for the Telephone Co.

Lalalalala, Eduardo

[Marja]

WHERE IS COCHISE?? :-\

ANYWAY, I TOOK DELIVERY OF THIS FOR YA, BID ED...........

PRIM'S OUT TEST DRIVING IT AS WE SPEAK.......I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE......OR FILLING LATRINES OR ....??? I FORGOT!

MAJOR MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO.

(I AM NOT A BOT, DON'T BELIEVE THE STORIES YOU HEAR! :lurking:::)

[bigc73542]

Cochise, Here is the largest bulldozer in the world. When do you want it delivered

Komatsu 575 A2
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[big ed]

Sorry bigc but as we all know, Blacksmear is the biggest Bullsh.......Oops....must have slightly misread you post.

[bigc73542]

:o :o :o ;)

[bid ed]

-{ Quote: ":o :o :o ;)" }-

Aah me,

If I could only learn from my mistakes, I would be a genius!!!

[Marja]

BUT, BUT.......YOU TOLD US YOU WERE!!!!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Just for that, we are hangin our unmentionables all over the base!! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/mad.gif


Major Marja of the very HIP HIP HOORAH CO.

Troopette Leader Ex-stordinaire (whatever!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif)

[bid ned]

-{ Quote: "BUT, BUT.......YOU TOLD US YOU WERE!!!!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Just for that, we are hangin our unmentionables all over the base!! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/mad.gif


Major Marja of the very HIP HIP HOORAH CO.

Troopette Leader Ex-stordinaire (whatever!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif)" }-


C'mon Maj Marg,

Get w/the program!! Now I know where all those ZZZZ's and Snark/snorts were coming from during Primrose's Intel presentation. There will be no more mentioning of the unmentionables Thats an order!!! (unless Nurse Victoria brings in another one of her catalogues)

Browsing for new uniforms, bid ed