No Bull!

[snowbound]

An otherwise sane peoples go a little insane for 1 week,

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20050709-0217-spain-bullrun.html

PAMPLONA, Spain – At least three people were gored and several others suffered scrapes and cuts on Saturday in Spain's running of the bulls.

A spokesman for the annual San Fermin festival said one fan was gored in the mouth and two others in the legs and buttocks. Other runners were hurt when they slipped and fell.


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[Marja]

Personally, I would sooner jump out of a plane.........than have some crazed bulls chasing me and hundreds of others down a crowded street!!

(With a parachute, of course, not completely crazy! ;D)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I'm not completely crazy! ;D)[/color][/size]" }-

Sorry Marg,

The 'Wilder's Certified Looney Asso' Of which you are a charter member had an emergency meeting in the boiler room and you have been re-certified!

[Marja]

OK! If I say I would rather bungee jump into the Grand Canyon do I get a looney pension this time. else I am quitting the looney bin!!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "OK! If I say I would rather bungee jump into the Grand Canyon do I get a looney pension this time. else I am quitting the looney bin!!" }-

Having been re-certified you can have anything you want. The only caveot is that you must hop around on one foot whilst singing the 'Calvin & Hobbs' Sorry song.

Play on, ed

PS....You may also qualify for a Diplomy from the 'Edwardo & Buckerino' sheepskin mill for a small consideration.

[Cochise]

A very good friend of mine went on Holiday to Switzerland and was badly gored by an Alpenhorn whilst practicing his Yodel on a Swiss maid.........he was deaf for a week........


Cochise, 8)













(This should be good for a few inane Posts, no doubt) ;D ;D ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "A very good friend of mine went on Holiday to Switzerland and was badly gored by an Alpenhorn whilst practicing his Yodel on a Swiss maid.........he was deaf for a week........


Cochise, 8)" }-


The story above tells it all! I do have a few questions though. What is the Maids name and phone #? Where was he gored? Is he still able to Yodel? Is there a video? Who is burried in Grant's Tomb? What idiot decided the spelling of phonetics? Oh oh, Nurse Rotunda says it's time for my bath. Dang!! I thought it was Nurse Cheryl's turn!!

Rubber eagl.....err...ducky time, big ed

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "A very good friend of mine went on Holiday to Switzerland and was badly gored by an Alpenhorn whilst practicing his Yodel on a Swiss maid.........he was deaf for a week........


Cochise, 8)



(This should be good for a few inane Posts, no doubt) ;D ;D ;D" }-

ROFLLOLWHOAHAHHAAHAHA, no doubt it will (/has)! ;D
Mine wouldn't pass the censors...so I'll keep it silent here and enjoy further comments :-X :lurking:

You're too much, Cochise!
Warmest regards,
slam

;D ;D ;D

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "The story above tells it all! I do have a few questions though. What is the Maids name and phone #? Where was he gored? Is he still able to Yodel? Is there a video? Who is burried in Grant's Tomb? What idiot decided the spelling of phonetics? Oh oh, Nurse Rotunda says it's time for my bath. Dang!! I thought it was Nurse Cheryl's turn!!

Rubber eagl.....err...ducky time, big ed" }-


As you have been kind enough to ask ed, I will try and fill in some of your question:-

Swiss Maid....That was her name...Swiss maid.....she was maid in Switzerland, often....

As to where the goring injuries took place is rather too delicate to describe, suffice to say, have you seen the length of a Alpenhorn??...

Yes, he can still Yodel but only on a Tuesday morning and he has to be accompanied by a Police Officer at all times.......

There was a Video but it was confiscated by the Swiss 'Rule of Law Legislation'....(Known in the Underworld as 'Swiss Roll'),,,because it showed, in the background, the Swiss Navy exersizing on Lake Lucerne and was considered too pornographic for public viewing and Sailors.....

Who's buried in Grants Tomb?......Cary Grant, any film buff knows that......

D. David and R. Robert invented Phonetics....or was that Alvar Edison....errr...No...If I'm NOT mistaken I think Edison built Edison Lighthouse....I might be wrong but if I'am...mind your own business......



Cochise, 8)

[Firecat]

-{ Quote: "Sorry Marg,

The 'Wilder's Certified Looney Asso' Of which you are a charter member had an emergency meeting in the boiler room and you have been re-certified!" }-
Actually, I believe she recently won the Gold Star Award at the Summit of International Commitment to Madness ;D;D;D

<j/k> :)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "As you have been kind enough to ask ed, I will try and fill in some of your question:-

Swiss Maid....That was her name...Swiss maid.....she was maid in Switzerland, often....

As to where the goring injuries took place is rather too delicate to describe, suffice to say, have you seen the length of a Alpenhorn??...

Yes, he can still Yodel but only on a Tuesday morning and he has to be accompanied by a Police Officer at all times.......

There was a Video but it was confiscated by the Swiss 'Rule of Law Legislation'....(Known in the Underworld as 'Swiss Roll'),,,because it showed, in the background, the Swiss Navy exersizing on Lake Lucerne and was considered too pornographic for public viewing and Sailors.....

Who's buried in Grants Tomb?......Cary Grant, any film buff knows that......

D. David and R. Robert invented Phonetics....or was that Alvar Edison....errr...No...If I'm NOT mistaken I think Edison built Edison Lighthouse....I might be wrong but if I'am...mind your own business......



Cochise, 8)" }-

Dang Chise, but you are in fine form today. Really a classic suitable for framing. Your post created such a hullabaloo at the 'Home' that everyone had to be sedated. Most had to get a gentle tap on the noggin but, lucky me, I got a rubdown from Greta (the Swiss lass).

Fakin it, ed

[Cochise]

You always were Lucky ed......have you tried that old ploy of mine whereby, when you need the Loo, tell Nursey your hands are paralised.....it breaks the monotony on a slow day........... ;D


Cochise, 8)

[Triple Helix]

-{ Quote: "You always were Lucky ed......have you tried that old ploy of mine whereby, when you need the Loo, tell Nursey your hands are paralised.....it breaks the monotony on a slow day........... ;D


Cochise, 8)" }-

Does that really work Cochise? LOL ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "You always were Lucky ed......have you tried that old ploy of mine whereby, when you need the Loo, tell Nursey your hands are paralised.....it breaks the monotony on a slow day........... ;D


Cochise, 8)" }-

Yup! Tried that once..... In came Lou....9'8'' tall and kinda resembled Bucky's avatar. I had to skip the loo for a week until they put him back into his cage.

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Yup! Tried that once..... In came Lou....9'8'' tall and kinda resembled Bucky's avatar. I had to skip the loo for a week until they put him back into his cage." }-

OK ed...I'll rephrase that.....some people are lucky, some aren't......so sue me.....guess your at the wrong 'Rest-home'.......we're very well looked after here.....Once a Month the management organise taking some of the Inmates [Edit]...take some of the Guests on outings.........funny thing is, they never come back....I reckon they must like where they've been taken and are having a really good time.....can't wait for my turn......



Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "OK ed...I'll rephrase that.....some people are lucky, some aren't......so sue me.....guess your at the wrong 'Rest-home'.......we're very well looked after here.....Once a Month the management organise taking some of the Inmates [Edit]...take some of the Guests on outings.........funny thing is, they never come back....I reckon they must like where they've been taken and are having a really good time.....can't wait for my turn......



Cochise, 8)" }-

My Barrister, Rumphole(?) will meet w/your lousy mouthpiece at the 'Old Bailey' at 9:47 AM sharp to discuss settlement terms. I think the goings on at your abode is pretty standard operating procedure. Have you ever seen the movie 'Soylent Green'?

ed

[Cochise]

So THAT'S why we're all allowed to eat as much as we can any time of the day or night...........Thanks for the heads up........Errrrrrr!....on second thoughts.....'Heads up' may have not been too good a choice of words........



Cochise, 8) (Now on hunger strike)....