BullGuard BullSh*t?

[Pilli]

Not seen this one before? http://www.bullguard.com/ Can't wait for my copy! ::)
And here is a part of Bull ...... Non-privacy policy!
-{ Quote: "The information that you give us helps us personalize and continually improve your experience with BullGuard .

We receive and store any information you enter on our website to improve our website, customize future shopping and services for you, and communicate with you in regards to special offers, bonuses, salesand related marketing information and activities.
" }-

Only shared with their partners of course :-X

And look at the cost(s) to be spyed on $39 + & as far as I can see it is not even XP compatible either.

The really dissapointing thing is that ppl may actually buy it :'(

Oh I forgot to add all the other AV, AT FW, Spy/worm/script protectors may as well give up!

Had to put it under this heading because it obviously a "Jack of all Trades ....

Pilli

[root]

Hey, can 3, 134,802 user be wrong? ;D
Pilli, we should start our own AV,AT, Firewall, Wormguard, keylogger, backdoor detection type program. If we sold 3, 000,000 copies and only made a dollar profit per copy, we would still be rich.
Like PT Barnum said.................. ??? ???

[Pilli]

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YES!
-{ Quote: "Pilli, we should start our own AV,AT, Firewall, Wormguard, keylogger, backdoor detection type program. If we sold 3, 000,000 copies and only made a dollar profit per copy, we would still be rich.
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Rightio - When do we start? ;D

-{ Quote: "Like PT Barnum said.................. " }-

More like Medusa ;)

[Technodrome]

Technodrome Virus Protector v1 is released!

- Joe's Lab Certified
- Detects and kills Eicar
- Protectation agains 2,001,896 viruses
- double five star- rated by Joe's brother


SOLD OUT


TD

[Joe's brother]

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SOLD OUT
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;D

You didn't forget about my free copy now, did ya.

[Pilli]

OK, I'll add the "Malware Auxilliary Destroyer" (MAD) - No firewall or other security measures Necessary! Only $2999 includes multiuser household licence.

Comes with complete instructions & in depth help:

Shut down Computer - Remove plug from wall socket

All who read this please make cheques payable to ....

[Technodrome]

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You didn't forget about my free copy now, did ya.
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Opps! I did.... Shame on me. :-[ ;D


TD

[spy1]

Isn't that the one that Kazaa or somebody uses to check your files for virii (supposedly)?

You don't have to pay for that, of course - you just have to settle for all the files it's checking on your computer to be listed in your local newspaper..... Pete

[Pieter_Arntz]

That's right Pete,

BullGuard comes highly recommended by Sharman Networks (distributors of KaZaa):
Quote from their site.

"Bullguard:

Like with all internet tools, users of peer to peer technology should be aware and vigilant of potential interruptions from unscrupulous hackers and virus creators. There are a number of precautions that can be taken to minimise the risk of security breaches, the most important of which is to have a quality software package installed which covers peer-to-peer technology. Bullguard has been tested by Sharman Networks, distributor of Kazaa Media Desktop to be confident that it increases protection during peer-to-peer activity. So much so that we have integrated parts of the technology into KMD to give a basic level of protection. Because some KMD users have their own anti-virus protection installed, this built-in protection is disabled by default in Kazaa v2. To find out how to activate it click here.
For complete anti-virus and firewall coverage, we recommend the full Bullguard software package.
It is important to note that despite this relationship, Sharman Networks, distributor of KMD acknowledges and is thankful for the attention and support provided by other security and virus protection companies, particularly Symantec and McAfee. "


:-X :-\ :-X

[Pilli]

Wonderful innit? Sniff, sniff - Whats that smell in the ether? ::)

[Pieter_Arntz]

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Whats that smell in the ether? ::)
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