FOLLYWOOD (BURP) MEMORIAL EDITION

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TRUDY'S BACK (AT LEAST FOR NOW!)

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[Marja]

THE LINK TO THE HEDGEHOG GAME IS IN RONJOR'S POST AT THE OTHER FOLLYWOOD THREAD, DON'T ASK!!

[slammer_JvA]

ROFLMAO;D ;D ;D
Where DOES she get the inspiration? Hilarious stuff
WE WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE !!!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "THE LINK TO THE HEDGEHOG GAME IS IN RONJOR'S POST AT THE OTHER FOLLYWOOD THREAD, DON'T ASK!!" }-
HedgeHog (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showpost.php?p=472290&postcount=56)

[Marja]

LOL! THANKS, BOSS! LOL!

[CartoonBoy]

GO TRUDY !!!! LOL !!!

Marja......Her column is becoming very very popular in Australia ;D ;D ;D I hope she can remain level headed as her fame continues to rise.....

p.s pass on my congratulations for her audit pass ;)

[Marja]

WILL DO, STRANGINEER!! LOL!SHE IS PRETTY LEVEL HEADED - EXCEPT WHEN OVERDOSED ON JELLY ROLLS AND COFFEE!

[FanJ]

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/icons/icon14.gif *puppy* http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/icons/icon14.gif ;D :D


-{ Quote: "ROFLMAO;D ;D ;D
Where DOES she get the inspiration? Hilarious stuff
WE WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE !!!" }-


YEAH !!!!!!!!!!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "WILL DO, STRANGINEER!! LOL!SHE IS PRETTY LEVEL HEADED - EXCEPT WHEN OVERDOSED ON JELLY ROLLS AND COFFEE!" }-


There is hope for those out there who live the CTRL+ALT+DEL Life style ;D

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=2780

And as always..Follywood lights up my LIFE. :-*

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/13/49_uses_for_an_illuminated/

Coffee is ready with Sugar and Cream ;)

[Marja]

I don't know about Trudy, but I could use a keyboard like that! What a great idea.........yes, could see alot of uses for that! Better spelling among the least of the plus and minuses!

Trudy's keyboard looked almost like that pecan roll (?) keyboard up there!


What imaginative people there are! I like the Melon-cholic Man, the Rusty Feet, and Sea Tongue,........quite a few of those replacement pics! LOL!


Thanks, Primrose, will try to keep up with you in the outlandish story department, ain't gonna be easy tho! ;D

Marja8)

[Marja]

JUNE 5, SUNDAY EDITION OF FOLLYWOOD ARCADE

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[Rita]

Marja
I so enjoy your column,you do just a wonderful job!look forward to your latest all the time!
your bud
Risky Rita

[Marja]

THANKS, FOR RISKING IT, RITA!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!;D

Marja8)

[~*Nat*~]

I agree with Risky Rita !! http://img44.echo.cx/img44/4846/zustimm9nf.gif


I think Marja deserves a pay-raise !

http://img44.echo.cx/img44/2694/vielgeld4wx.gif

Sincerly,
Nat Gothica 8)

[Marja]

YA HEAR THAT, BOSS!

WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT ONE TOO! LOL!

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "YA HEAR THAT, BOSS!

WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT ONE TOO! LOL!" }-

WHO wouldn't !!? ;D
With that amount of cash anytime, hmm ?! ~ LOL !

[Primrose]

Super stuff ;D :-* "The wrath of the shoe"..still can't stop giggling at your talent..BIG HUGS

[ronjor]

Don't forget the weather editor. :D

"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"

[Marja]

THANKS PRIMROSE! FROM A STORYTELLER SUCH AS YOURSELF -

THAT'S MUCH APPRECIATED! ;D


Marja8)

[ronjor]

New issue due today?? Did the VR Tattler go under?

-{ Quote: "The Associated Press reports that Copley Ohio Newspapers is ceasing publication of a free weekly newspaper called the Suburbanite. The newspaper was delivered to 26,000 northern Ohio residents in Akron and Canton. Seven employees and twelve strings lost their jobs or freelance gigs as a result." }-

[Me_Marja]

It's only 5 o' clock here, Boss!

Give me a minute! ::)

(Slave-driver!)

[ME-MARJA]

MORE LIKE A ....FEW...HOURS!!!!!!

WHAT A WAY TO WAKE UP, WITH A NAGGING INSISTENT PERSISTENT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD..................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

[ronjor]

Yikes! Lurkers!! ;D

http://www.dimitrios-art.com/images/big/eye-2.jpg

[Primrose]

Take your TIME ;D ..Einstein's Relatives want me to check out the Bubble Theory and I have a few minutes to spare as I take my weekly bath.


If you are having a late brunch today..the readers can keep busy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/indusvalley/html/ivpo_paper.shtml

[ronjor]

My first copy made from the link.

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[Marja]

APOLOGIES TO THE PAPER BOY FOR KEEPING HIM WAITING ALL THIS TIME!

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[Marja]

......FOURTH TRY!!

[Marja]

APOLOGIES TO ANY FANS WHO GOT TIRED OF WAITINGxxxxxxxxxxxxxEDITED BY UPPER UPPER UPPER MANAGEMENT

[ronjor]

Excellent edition editor. :D More comments in the margins later.

[Marja]

SO WHICH MANAGEMENT ARE YOU??

YOU NEVER SAID? WAS THAT YOU ON THAT HORSE??

[ronjor]

Excuse me? Yes, I've been accused of being on a high horse at times. ;D

[Marja]

BOY DO I KNOW THAT! ER,....NEVERMIND, BOSS!

LATER, HEARST! ;D

[Primrose]

I bought one of those knock-off Barbies at the Scarborough Fair from Simple Simon. Piercing was in vogue. that is why they sing "Partly sags Rosemary with Time" :o


Are you going to Scarborough Fair

http://www.geocities.com/paris/villa/3895/

[Firecat]

-{ Quote: " Yes, I've been accused of being on a high horse at times." }-

Rider of the Storm, Halloween Havoc! :D

-{ Quote: "WHAT A WAY TO WAKE UP, WITH A NAGGING INSISTENT PERSISTENT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD..................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!" }-

Schizophrenia :o:-X:P;D:D

[mikel108]

-{ Quote: "New issue due today?? Did the VR Tattler go under?" }-

The Tattler is still alive, the editor is just buried in other work right now. I have taken the month of July off to be with the kids, so I will update it then. I check in every day just to see how evryone is, and find some gossip for the next issue.

[Primrose]

Send your cub photograpurr over fast..we had a break in.. :o

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15630864-13762,00.html

[ronjor]

Today's edition should be out soon? ???

http://www.actorslife.com/images/smallFish/Milo.jpg

[Marja]

SHOULD HIRE THE LITTLE CAT AS A STRINGER, HE ALREADY KNOWS THE NUMBER!

[Marja]

KEEP DREAMIN' EINSTEIN!!

[Primrose]

Whoops..sorry hit the wrong button...was trying to order Scooby snacks fur da DOG ;D *puppy* :-*



http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15647237-13762,00.html

[ronjor]

Looks like the cat tried to run.

http://www.salem.k12.va.us/south/ParentHandbook/catTree.gif

[Marja]

LOOKS LIKE THE CAT IS MORE COMFORTABLE!

[Marja]

SO DOG BISCUITS ARE GOOD FOR YA, AT LEAST - IN AUSTRALIA?

[wildman]

>:( I don't know how he does it but that damn now our brew is plastered all over the newspaper. Doesn't that boy know that stuff is hard to come buy? Now every brewski drinker will be after that brand. Boy if they run out of that stuff or the supply is even more limited, I'll get another publications editor (I know him well, ah lets say some special friends of a friend know him) to spread every dirty detail about you that he can make up!

Thanks
Wildman
>:( :lurking:

[Marja]

TRUDY AND HER COUSIN IRWIN INTERNET HAVE THE PLEASURE OF PUTTING THIS PAPER TOGETHER, WITH THE STUFF THEY LIKE!!

(NO *&%$^ EDITOR EITHER!)

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NOT QUITE THE LAST PAGE, JUST FOR NOW THE LAST!;D

[Marja]

TO BE CONT'D......??

[ronjor]

Excellent guitar lessons Editor! Our founder would be proud! :D Overall, with the hurling and flinging, a very good issue!
http://www.zpub.com/sf/history/willh.gif
William Randolph Hearst [1863-1951]

[Primrose]

We had a late entry from France for the Lassie Frizzy Hair Club for Singers...

French idol
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1799/french_idol.html?PHPSESSID=28973fc87149b1be233f9a9da8a1cf89

Dog *puppy* was one of the Judges rumored to be physically and chemically involved with the runner up and commented after the performance " The silky ends of this lush Tomato set my tail a waggin'. The peroxide shimmer dazzled my dingus as she howled with moonbeams dancing in her eyes. She is a true professional the way she handled the whine of blow dryer turning her head in my direction with a sigh whispering.. my number is
Beachwood 45789 You can call me up baby and have a date Any old time

Don't be shy,
just take your time
I'd like to get to know you
I'd like to make you mine "

[Marja]

I'VE HEARD OF HER, DESDAMONA, SHE FREQUENTLY GOES OUT DANCING HERE.

POOR DOG, HE'S DONE FOR!!

WHAT MONEY I DIDN'T TAKE, SHE WILL!!

[Primrose]

Send 4 to pound or I will call my doggie lawyer..*puppy*

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3318476a4560,00.html

[Marja]

I THOUGHT THE SAUCE WAS IN THE EINSTEIN THREAD???


TALK TO THE BOSS!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "I THOUGHT THE SAUCE WAS IN THE EINSTEIN THREAD???


TALK TO THE BOSS!" }-


Dear Editor,


Over in that thread they told me just because the guy invented gravity does not mean he is responsible for sauce on the trousers and to stick my demands in a dark hole :'( so I am going public with the juicy bits.

In the mean time, my drycleaners sent me an email stating there was a mistake in the calculation; it will be more than 4 since it takes a special kind of soap to clean that stain.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3318478a4560,00.html

I was hoping you could convince the Boss to have a FOLLYWOOD all Celebrity Tennis match to raise fund for the cause.

I would try the Courts myself during the Match..but I have run out of balls after one of the secretaries hid my legal briefs.

[Marja]

ROFLMAO!! PRIM, YOU ARE TOO MUCH! LOL!

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and page two.

[Marja]

the last for a while.......:(

[Marja]

So, Mike or anyone else interested in doing a newsletter, it's 'open season' right now!

JUST REMEMBER WHO WEARS THE BOOTS!! ;D ;) LOLOLOL!!

[mikel108]

It won't be today. Everything that can go wrong, is. The last straw was the toilet. So...here's a laugh for everyone but me.

I flush the toilet and bump the shelf behind it. A large tube of hair gel and a small tube of Gillette shave balm go in the toilet. Of course the little tube falls in first and believe it or not, actually goes down the toilet. blocking it. I try plunging and putting a tube up the hole. No luck. Of course while flushing it the chain on the flusher breaks. I shut the water off and take toilet off to try pushing hose up from the back side, no luck. I reconnect the toilet go to turn the water on and the valve from the wall starts to leak, I shut off valve. I give up and go to read Wilders. Have to deal with it tomorrow. I now have to put a bucket of water in the toilet and plunge after use LOL.

As you can see. Sometimes life is funnier than the VR Tattler.

Mikel

[Marja]

Thanks soooo much for sharing that with us, Mikel!

But if you think I am stepping into that with these WAAY COOL BOOTS!! ~HA~!

NOT A CHANCE! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
(No reply is necessary! PLEASE!)http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif



Still wearing ma new BOOTS!


SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORTED THE FOLLYWOODY ARCADE........HAVE A WONDERFUL SUMMER!!

LUV YA, MARJAhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

[BeetleBoss]

You did good, Sis!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/CLAP2.GIF....http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-058.gif.....http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/1.gif.....http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/2.gif..http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-057.gif..http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/3.gif...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-056.gif..http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/4.gif....http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/5.gif.....

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[Primrose]

MARJA,

Take care of yourself sweetheart.. see ya when you have time.. :-*

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "It won't be today. Everything that can go wrong, is. The last straw was the toilet. So...here's a laugh for everyone but me.

I flush the toilet and bump the shelf behind it. A large tube of hair gel and a small tube of Gillette shave balm go in the toilet. Of course the little tube falls in first and believe it or not, actually goes down the toilet. blocking it. I try plunging and putting a tube up the hole. No luck. Of course while flushing it the chain on the flusher breaks. I shut the water off and take toilet off to try pushing hose up from the back side, no luck. I reconnect the toilet go to turn the water on and the valve from the wall starts to leak, I shut off valve. I give up and go to read Wilders. Have to deal with it tomorrow. I now have to put a bucket of water in the toilet and plunge after use LOL.

As you can see. Sometimes life is funnier than the VR Tattler.

Mikel" }-


Well if you think that is bad, let me tell you what happened to ours last week.............



















HA HA Marja.
Made you look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://home.uchicago.edu/~jessef/week1/toilet-is-broken.jpg
and the **** is very deep!!!!

I guess it's a good thing you got those high boots huh Marja?















BB told me to do this!!!!!! LOLOLOL ;)

[ronjor]

You talking to me? :D

[wildman]

:) I just had to say it! Does this mean that Mikel is in the tank?

Seriously both Mikel an Marja "Take care an post when you can".

Thanks
Wildman
8) ::) :o :D :P ;) :)

[Marja]

GEESH! YA TRY TO END SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE DIGNITY AROUND HERE! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

I AM NOT STEPPIN ONE BOOT ON THAT POST, BEETLEJUICE, ESPECIALLY AFTER YA MADE ME LOOK!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

THESE ARE WAAY TO COOOL OF BOOTS!

WILDMAN! I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, IF MIKEL ISN'T TANKED AFTER ALL THIS............(He will be back, ya can't keep a good........nevermind!)

SO, AFTER CAREFUL PLANNING - THE ENDING I WANTED LOOKS TO HAVE WENT DOWN THE CRAPPER! THANKS ALL YA ALL!

WATCH YER STEP- IT'S WET! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

(EUUUUUUWWW, WHERE'S TRUDY AND HER STEEL STILETTOS??)


DUMFOUNDEDMARJAhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

[mikel108]

I think your leaving on a great note Marja. That last post really made me laugh, and I think that is what you were trying to do with your paper....provide entertainment. You always did that so well. Have a great summer Marja.

Mike

[Detox]

OK - you people are being so rude and uncouth in here you forced me to add "(BURP)" to the title of this thread so that all might realize what kind of place they are stepping into should they read this thread... ;D

[CartoonBoy]

Youre a cack Marja !


;D ;D ;D ;D

[Marja]

OK! CARTOON BOY! SOUNDS ....GREAT! http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif


DETOX! THANKS FOR NOT BARFIN ON MY THREAD! KNOW YOU COULD HAVE IF YA WANTED TO , SO THANKS FOR THAT!

MIKE, THANKS FOR NOT MENTIONING THE PLUMBING AGAIN!


MARJA-N-BOOTS!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

[CartoonBoy]

SUPER TRUDY !!

[Marja]

-{ Quote: "Youre a cack CARTOONBOY! (NOW YOUR 'IT'! CB!)

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" }-


TRUDY IS SOOOOO PLEASED WITH THE ANI, SHE SAYS IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE TIME SHE SHOT IRWIN OUT OF A TREBUCHET! WHAT FUN THAT DAY WAS..............

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "SUPER TRUDY !!" }-

I thought 'Super Trudy' was that day in Nov. when all of us US of Ayers go to the Polls to elect our compassionate and benificent Leaders. (w/a little help from the 'Supremes' of course).